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Yogurt-Crazed Baby Is My Spirit Animal

Ami AngelowiczDecember 2, 2011 //
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It’s sad how when you grow up you can no longer express your intense love for something in the same way — be it your blankie, your stuffed dog, Ralph, or your yogurt. This little guy does not hold back his burning desire for his favorite creamy treat. I feel similarly every time I pass a Pinkberry. I want to gasp. To shout. To put my head under the yogurt nozzle and pull forever and ever. But instead, I repress. Yogurt Baby expresses what society no longer allows me — or him — to. According to my calculations, Yogurt Baby is now in his teens. I wonder if he still likes yogurt. [Videogum]

Light Yogurt Is Not Dessert

Claire ZulkeyJune 16, 2011 //

Jezebel is reporting that Yoplait is pulling some ads after complaints have been rolling in that the women in the ads echo the inner monologues of people with eating disorders.

I don’t want to get into that (except to say I really wish the whole planet could get past the concept of “I ‘deserve’ to eat this or that”–we don’t really ‘deserve’ anything, food-wise, except maybe food that isn’t smeared with fecal matter) but I do want to say it’s about time Yoplait is being brought to the floor for another reason: their commercials give the impression that dessert flavored yogurt is as good as dessert, and that is simply not true. Keep reading »

Update: Did The Yogurt Come Back Positive For Semen?

Amelia McDonell-ParryFebruary 9, 2011 //

Oh thank god. There’s been an update in the case of the yogurt that tastes like semen. A couple weeks ago, I told you about the 28-year-old Albuquerque woman who said the yogurt sample she was given at her local grocery store tasted like “bodily fluids.” In fact, in her statement to police she said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset. [The manager Catherine Flores] told me it was a Greek yogurt. People love it, it has lot of protein on it.” Ahem. Police arrested Anthony Garcia, 31, the supermarket worker who gave the woman the yogurt, because he had outstanding bench warrants, and sent the yogurt to the lab for testing. Well the results are in! And it seems that the woman’s discerning palette was correct! The yogurt did indeed contain semen, and though Garcia maintains his innocence, a judge issued a warrant for DNA and blood samples to make sure he doesn’t have any diseases. [The Smoking Gun] Keep reading »

Woman Claims Yogurt Sample Tasted Like Semen

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 28, 2011 //
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Hello. Are you eating? Maybe stop for a second. Especially if you are eating yogurt. So, a woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico, called the police because she said a yogurt sample she was given at her local grocery store “tasted like bodily fluids” aka semen. Police arrested Sunflower Market employee Anthony Garcia, 31, on outstanding bench warrants, but are currently conducting lab tests on the yogurt in question to find out if it does indeed contain ejaculate — or just tastes like it. Speaking of… Keep reading »

To Eat Yoplait Yogurt Or Not, That Is The Question

Catherine StrawnOctober 3, 2008 //

Yesterday, we told you that sending in your Yoplait yogurt lids was an easy way to contribute to the fight against breast cancer — at the very least, those pink lids make you think about the disease every day when you eat your breakfast. However, we just want to make it clear that we don’t want you to start downing yogurt like it’s you’re job. Some organizations are against Yoplait’s Save Lids to Save Lives campaign, saying that the company uses milk from cows treated with an artificial growth hormone, which increases their milk production. Breast cancer is a health concern associated with the hormone’s use, but right now there is no clearcut evidence. We think you can decide for yourselves if you want to eat Yoplait, but if you are going to do so, you might as well send in your lids. Keep reading »