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Jessica Lee Is My New Hero

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Jessica Lee is my new hero

What did you write as your quote in your high school yearbook? I seriously can’t remember mine, but I know it was most definitely not as amazing as Garfield High School graduating senior Jessica Lee’s. Lee, a chemistry nerd, created a secret message in her yearbook with the help of a bunch of elements from the Periodic Table (Remember that? What a nightmare.) And you’ll never guess what it spells out…

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Astrology 101: High School Yearbook Awards For Each Sign

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It’s the most hotly anticipated section of any high school yearbook: the superlatives, or “Most Likely To…” pages, where classmates laud each other for achievements ranging from amazing hair to likelihood of winning a Nobel Peace Prize. We thought it would be fun to give out some of these classic awards to each zodiac sign. Want to know what your sign won? Read on to find out, and then frantically compare the results with your friends! Keep reading »

I Was Voted “Most Likely To __________” In High School

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Leo Epstein: “Most likely to become a billionaire recluse a la Willy Wonka.” This is what I was voted in my high school yearbook. Although, now that I think about it, to be “voted” this title seems highly unlikely, and my guess is that the 2003 yearbook editor took some very generous editorial liberties in these pages.

I had forgotten all about this until I was organizing my closet last weekend, when I came across my old yearbook. Most likely to become a billionaire recluse a la Willy Wonka? What in the hell did that even mean? How had I merited such a weird future? And while the billionaire portion of the prediction seemed cool, the thought of living a solitary life in a uniform of top hats and velour tuxedo jackets wasn’t what I had in mind. This designation—was it a compliment or an insult? Keep reading »

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