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Do Not Put That In Your Butt

A deeply inebriated Romanian man put two hammerheads up his butt to alleviate a case of constipation. Guess what? It didn’t work. In this helpful x-ray, one can see that Viorel Firoiu’s attempt to play home medic wasn’t meant to be in a good way, and he appeared at a hospital in Orlea, Romania, complaining of stomach pains. According to Firoiu’s story, he ate some cherries, got to feeling blocked, had a few drinks to make himself feel better, and then came up with the brilliant idea that the whole problem could be solved with a pair of hammers. (NB: Do not try this at home.) Supposedly, he tried rectifying (heh) the rectal matter with one hammerhead. It got stuck. So, he tried another. And the rest? Well, now it’s tabloid fodder. Surgeons removed the offending articles. If you want to learn more about strange things people have stuck up their bums over the years, go here. [The Sun via Gorilla Mask] Keep reading »

See Through Clothes Camera

The new T5000 Camera, which is taking off this weekend at a British exhibition, will also be taking off people’s clothes. ThruVision promises their crafty cameras can see through clothing to identify any contents a person maybe carrying. Using T-ray (natural electromagnetic waves) technology that has been applied by the European Space Agency on dying stars, the camera will give the photographer x-ray vision. It produces a picture that distinguishes items — flour from cocaine, a plastic toy from a real gun — along with an outline of the body. Sure, the camera may be designed to search for an actual weapon, but it also could be used to check if your new sexy boyfriend is packing heat. Better yet, with this baby, you can even investigate Brad Pitt’s suspicious package. You just have to get within 80-feet of the target and then wham, bam, thank you ma’am! [Coolest Gadgets] Keep reading »

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