Posts tagged "wtf"

“That’s Not Drugs, That’s My Nipple,” Says Florida Woman

Thank you to Tiana Nicole Calandro of Delray Beach, Florida (yay!), for the arrest excuse of the day. When she was pulled over for speeding, police saw something protruding from her T-shirt pocket and asked what it was. "It's my nipple," Calandro responded. "I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 31, 2013

So, I Guess Believing You’re A Zombie Is A Real Thing?

I came across a story this morning about a British guy who believes he has been a zombie for the last nine years. Not, like, a "Oh, hahahaha, let's dress up for Halloween and do a zombie crawl and get totally wasted" type of zombie, but really actually a zombie. The man had tried committing…
By: Julie Gerstein / May 28, 2013

This Flesh Flower Is Really Offal

What you are looking at is a flesh flower from Heidi Hatry's new photography exhibit, "Not A Rose." The collection, on display at NYC's Stux Gallery, features images of flowers made from "grotesque, immaculately manicured flesh debris and picturesque, nonchalant nature." Meaning, her floral arrangements are made from offal…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 23, 2013

Hot Links: Selena Gomez Has Been Going To Hooters Since She Was 7 –Plus Diapers For Chickens

Apparently, Selena Gomez has been a going to Hooters with her father since she was seven years old. I'll leave you with that for a minute. [Evil Beet Gossip] A Chinese architect managed to erect the most penis-like building in the world. [Cracked] It's been just a few short…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 13, 2013

Today In Florida: Woman Cuts Her Boyfriend For Cutting The Cheese

It's happened to all of us at one point or another. You're sitting on the couch cozying up for a "Real Housewives" marathon and your boyfriend farts in your face. When this happened to you, you probably laughed it off or pretended to be grossed out (unless it really stank, in which case you were…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 9, 2013

If You Drop Your Phone On The Train Tracks, Please Just Leave It, OK?

This video was taken in São Paulo, Brazil, where a young woman waiting on a train platform apparently dropped her cell phone onto the tracks below and thought, "No biggie, I'll just hop down and grab it." Commence speeding train approaching and a harrowing rescue with about a millisecond making the difference between life and death…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 3, 2013

Watch This: World’s Worst Kitchen Gadget Squeezes Out Egg Erections

Tired of the same old fried or scrambled eggs? Wish you could enjoy your favorite breakfast food in a more phallic shape? Then you should definitely check out a new kitchen gadget called the "Rollie Eggmaster." Just crack your eggs into the tube-shaped contraption, and a couple minutes later it slowly pushes out…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 1, 2013

14 Stock Photo Models In Dire Need Of A Hairdresser

Tonya needs your help. She went to SuperCuts last week to get bangs. She asked the hairdresser to keep it "shorter in the front, longer in the back" so she could pull it back into a ponytail when she went to the gym. A few snips later and she had a power mullet. Needless to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 26, 2013

17 Pinterest Foods That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Where Pinterest meets misguided ideas lives a dark, disturbing world of "artistic" foods that spark anxiety dreams instead of hunger pangs. See if you can look at Watermelon Face, Octodog and Broccoli Poodle without screaming. Now imagine trying to eat these things. Not possible. Feeling brave? Click through to check out 17 terrifying Pinterest foods...

Worst Nightmare: Florida Man Sucked Into A Sinkhole While He Slept

Late last night, Florida man Jeffrey Bush was sucked into a sinkhole that opened in his home's backyard, and grew larger, swallowing his bedroom. His brother, Jeremy Bush, who also lives in the house, tried to rescue his 36-year-old brother from the hole, but was nearly sucked into the rubble himself. Authorities had to pull…
By: Ami Angelowicz / March 1, 2013

Now You Can Eat A Life-Size Gummy Version Of Yourself

Big news on the colorful gummy candy/fantasy autocannibalism front! A place called FabCafe in Japan is offering a new service that uses 3D body scanners to create a realistic, life-size replica of your body--made entirely of gummy candy. Amazingly enough, the entire process costs just $65, but there are only 9 spaces available…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 28, 2013

Confirmed: It Is Possible For A Kids’ Sneakers Commercial To Make You Want To Vomit

These sneaker wedges are totally cool. This commercial that's been running on MTV? Not so much. Sketchers' two-inch-high sneaker wedges are called Daddy'$, pronounced "Daddy's Money," and the tweens in the commercial sing about a "hot daddy's girl" — all at once innocent and sexy and spending your "daddy's" cash. Not your own money or…
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 27, 2013

The Bed Bath & Beyond Towel-Stacking Scam That Will Blow Your Mind

You know that giant wall of flawlessly folded, neatly stacked towels at Bed Bath & Beyond? The one that makes you feel like maybe there is some kind of order in this crazy, unpredictable world we live in? Well, as you can see, those perfectly folded towels aren't perfectly folded at all--it's just one towel…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 25, 2013

Watch This: How To Work Out Like A 1980s Librarian

In case you were wondering what the librarians at Arizona State University were up to in 1987, well, just push play, and prepare to be confused. [YouTube via Neatorama]…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 14, 2013

Kim Pfannebecker Crowned The Bacon Queen, Reigns In Bacon Dress

Behold, peasants, the greasiest queen in all the land! She is Kim Pfannebecker, the Bacon Queen of the sixth annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival in Des Moines, Iowa. …
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 11, 2013

Introducing The Worst Sex Playlist Ever

With Valentine's Day coming up, the pressure's on to set the perfect mood for love--and lovemaking. Obviously that includes a super sensual playlist. We figured you've already got your signature sex mix figured out (and if not, there are tons of options online), so we thought we'd whip up a different kind of V-Day music…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 11, 2013

12 Sexy Valentine’s Day Products You Definitely Don’t Need (NSFW)

Valentine's Day is fast approaching. We gather you knew this based on the high volume of Zales commercials. So, here's the deal. The internet is gonna try to convince you that you will have the most mind-blowing sex of your life of February 14th. It will sell you the dream. It will encourage you to…
By: The Frisky / February 7, 2013

Girl Who Sucked A Bloody Tampon + Dude Who Ate A Poop Sundae = True Love

Giovanna Plowman and Dino Bruscia, a gross-out, viral video power couple, truly are soul mates. And they are disgusting. Fifteen-year-old Giovanna made a video of herself pulling out her own tampon and sucking on it. Full disclosure: I was unable to watch it. My visceral response was too overwhelming -- but I did force myself to liste…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2013

7 Things We’re Embarrassed To Admit We Didn’t Know About Our Vaginas

As the proud owners of vaginas for many years now, we were pretty sure we knew all there was to know about the old girls. We were wrong. After the jump,  the most jaw-dropping tidbits about your lady bits. Prepare to be shocked and amazed by all the things you didn't know about vaginas.
By: The Frisky / January 21, 2013

Woman Puts Her Trust In GPS; Drives 900 Miles In The Wrong Direction

Today in "stories that easily could have been about me," a Belgian woman set out to pick up a friend at a train station 90 miles from her home, and, after typing the address into her GPS device, proceeded to follow the turn-by-turn directions 900 miles in the wrong direction. Sabine Moreau, 67, drove for…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 16, 2013
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