Posts tagged "wtf"

NYC Driver Chased, Beaten By Biker Mob

What started as a minor fender-bender between an SUV and a motorcycle on a New York City highway turned into chaos after the driver was reportedly surrounded and beaten by a mob of angry motorcyclists. And it was all caught on video by a biker’s helmet cam. Read more on Newser…

Newser / October 1, 2013

What Was Vitamin Water Thinking With This “You Retard” Bottle Cap?

Blake Loates popped open a bottle of Vitamin Water recently and found an extremely upsetting message under the cap: “You retard.” The words were especially hurtful as Blake’s younger sister, Fiona, has cerebral palsy and significant cognitive delays. She sent a photo of the cap to her father, who was justifiably outraged and sent off…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 19, 2013

A Brief Eulogy For The Frog Who Got Blasted By NASA’s Rocket Launch

We are gathered here today to honor and pay our respects to Frog, the victim of NASA’s recent rocket launch. While Frog’s dramatic mode of passing may have produced an undeniably humorous photo, we realize that getting blasted 40 feet into the air by a rocket is not particularly pleasant for any species, and therefore…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 13, 2013

Dream Or Nightmare: A Blue Cheese Lollipop

Three words: Blue. Cheese. Lollipop. OK, let’s all just make a communal “Eeeeeeeewwww!” sound now to get it over with, but after we’re done with that I feel compelled to report that Lollyphile, the company who makes these cheesy candies, claims that they’re actually really good, which apparently came as a surprise to them:
“It…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 12, 2013

WTF: A Plastic Surgeon Staged A Runway Show Of His “Designs” At Fashion Week

As if fashion week weren’t problematic enough, what with the parades of drastically thin models and shameful lack of racial diversity, now a plastic surgeon has set up a runway next to the tents at Lincoln Center to stage a show of his “designs,” AKA cosmetic surgery patients, AKA human beings. Yep, the show wa…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 11, 2013

12 Stock Photo Models Who Could Really Use A Drink

In today’s edition of WTF stock photos, I came across some models who are most definitely having a rough day. We think they could use a drink. Click through and join me in offering them the nice, stiff cocktail they so sorely deserve.
[Photos from Shutterstock]

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Ami Angelowicz / September 5, 2013

Today In Things That Actually Exist: “Lazyglasses” Let You Watch TV Without Propping Up Your Head

Do you love watching TV and using your computer while laying flat on your back? Hate using pillows to prop your head up so you can see the screen? Tired of waiting for evolution to catch up to our lounging habits and rearrange our facial features into a more convenient TV-watching position? Oh boy, do…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 14, 2013

What Would You Do If A 7-Foot KFC Bucket Randomly Appeared In Your Yard?

“I was driving by, I saw this giant Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in my yard, and I thought for sure I was hallucinating, so I called my teenagers who were at home and had them go outside.”
Seriously, have you ever read a better opening line to any story, ever? This gem of a…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 1, 2013

Zimbabwean Women Fined $5 For Each Scream During Childbirth

In Zimbabwe, a country where the average yearly income is $150, giving birth in a hospital can be prohibitively expensive at $50. But at one corrupt hospital, this price can increase depending on how much the woman giving birth screams. Yes, a local hospital in Zimbabwe apparently considers screams during childbirth to be “raising false…

Mary Odell / July 12, 2013

Aaron Carter Claims He Was Savagely Beaten By New Kids On The Block Fans

Teen sorta sensation Aaron Carter, perhaps best known as little brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, is now 25 and touring the country on his “After Party” tour. On a stop in Boston, Carter claims he was jumped and beaten by four men, and he posted a couple Instagram photos of himself looking busted to prove…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 24, 2013

8 Horrendous Pieces Of Sex Advice From The Most WTF Book Ever Written

Amazon describes the little-known (thank God!) 1999 self-help book, The Rules For Getting Laid: Get The Sex You Want as an “outrageous, hilarious, politically incorrect book shows men the boneheaded mistakes they make in seducing women” and tells “readers the secrets no one else will have the guts to speak!” Well, that was putting it…

Ami Angelowicz / June 19, 2013

Snakes Are Opening Doors Now

New thing to be afraid of: SNAKES KNOW HOW TO OPEN DOORS NOW. We’re not sure if this is a python or a boa constrictor, but we all agree we are having nightmares tonight. And going to the bathroom in pairs all afternoon. Carrying axes.

After the jump, watch Amelia’s not-at-all-over-the-top reaction o…

Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2013

“That’s Not Drugs, That’s My Nipple,” Says Florida Woman

Thank you to Tiana Nicole Calandro of Delray Beach, Florida (yay!), for the arrest excuse of the day. When she was pulled over for speeding, police saw something protruding from her T-shirt pocket and asked what it was. “It’s my nipple,” Calandro responded.
“I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and that…

Ami Angelowicz / May 31, 2013

So, I Guess Believing You’re A Zombie Is A Real Thing?

I came across a story this morning about a British guy who believes he has been a zombie for the last nine years. Not, like, a “Oh, hahahaha, let’s dress up for Halloween and do a zombie crawl and get totally wasted” type of zombie, but really actually a zombie. The man had tried committing…

Julie Gerstein / May 28, 2013

This Flesh Flower Is Really Offal

What you are looking at is a flesh flower from Heidi Hatry’s new photography exhibit, “Not A Rose.” The collection, on display at NYC’s Stux Gallery, features images of flowers made from “grotesque, immaculately manicured flesh debris and picturesque, nonchalant nature.” Meaning, her floral arrangements are made from offal and sex organs of deceased animals.

Ami Angelowicz / May 23, 2013

Hot Links: Selena Gomez Has Been Going To Hooters Since She Was 7 –Plus Diapers For Chickens

Apparently, Selena Gomez has been a going to Hooters with her father since she was seven years old. I’ll leave you with that for a minute. [Evil Beet Gossip]
A Chinese architect managed to erect the most penis-like building in the world. [Cracked]
It’s been just a few short hours since Barbara…

Ami Angelowicz / May 13, 2013

Today In Florida: Woman Cuts Her Boyfriend For Cutting The Cheese

It’s happened to all of us at one point or another. You’re sitting on the couch cozying up for a “Real Housewives” marathon and your boyfriend farts in your face. When this happened to you, you probably laughed it off or pretended to be grossed out (unless it really stank, in which case you were…

Ami Angelowicz / May 9, 2013

If You Drop Your Phone On The Train Tracks, Please Just Leave It, OK?

This video was taken in São Paulo, Brazil, where a young woman waiting on a train platform apparently dropped her cell phone onto the tracks below and thought, “No biggie, I’ll just hop down and grab it.” Commence speeding train approaching and a harrowing rescue with about a millisecond making the difference between life and death…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 3, 2013

Watch This: World’s Worst Kitchen Gadget Squeezes Out Egg Erections

Tired of the same old fried or scrambled eggs? Wish you could enjoy your favorite breakfast food in a more phallic shape? Then you should definitely check out a new kitchen gadget called the “Rollie Eggmaster.” Just crack your eggs into the tube-shaped contraption, and a couple minutes later it slowly pushes out a cooked…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 1, 2013

14 Stock Photo Models In Dire Need Of A Hairdresser

Tonya needs your help. She went to SuperCuts last week to get bangs. She asked the hairdresser to keep it “shorter in the front, longer in the back” so she could pull it back into a ponytail when she went to the gym. A few snips later and she had a power mullet. Needless to…

Ami Angelowicz / March 26, 2013
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