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Turn Your Dinner Date From A Slob Into A Sartorialist

Everyone wants to go out for lobster or pasta for a romantic first date, but, oh, dear, the mess your date will make if he’s not careful. And who wants to wear a bib? It’s just so not sexy. Thankfully, we are proud to introduce you to the Napkin Tie, a napkin with a tie on it. This way, your man will look polished while he polishes down that linguini swimming in marinara. It comes in black tie, red stripes, and blue polka dots, and at $4.50, they’re a steal. Well, maybe not a steal. They’re paper napkins after all. But your man will never look like a pig again. [This Isn’t Happiness] Keep reading »

Keep Your Clothes On, Lindsay Lohan

Is it just us, or does no one really want to see Lindsay Lohan naked anymore? Yeah, there was a time when that was a thing people were into, but now her decision to pose nude to sell her handbag line just seems a little sad. Never one to pick up on social cues as to when enough is enough, though, Lohan will be disrobing for the camera once again. All that’s left to decide is whether or not they should have “police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures,” says Richard Luna of TheCaliforniaBag, which licenses Lohan’s 6126 line. Decisions decisions! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

WTF! Dirty Underwear Is For Hiding Your Valuables?

The folks over at Sears sure do have a sense of humor. You see, carrying your cash and valuables when traveling adds another level to an already stressful situation. Will the hotel maid go snooping in your luggage? Can someone on the plane slip their hand into your carry-on bag while you’re asleep? Will TSA somehow grab something out of your tote while scanning for explosives? (I still think airport security in Vegas lifted a pair of Cavalli sunglasses when I wasn’t looking.) Well, Sears is selling the perfect solution for hiding your money and valuables while traveling. Dirty underwear! These specially designed drawers have a secret compartment in the fly for stashing whatever you like. But the real kicker is the strategically placed skid marks. Here’s what Sears says about the Brief Safe: “Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will ‘skid’ to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?)” Um, yes, but I don’t go snooping through people’s stuff anyway. [$12.99, Sears] Keep reading »

Marie Claire Takes The Canadian Tuxedo To The Beach

As though the Canadian Tuxedo weren’t already a terrible choice, Marie Claire has decided that the trampy bikini version is fashionable. Here’s our biggest problem with this cover: people read magazines like Marie Claire for fashion ideas. Are we mere weeks away from an army of denim-swimwear-clad women teetering around on the sand in heels? Please no… [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

Vogue Editor Wears A Fishnet Body Stocking, Causing Us Concern

Vogue Nippon editor Anna Dello Russo channels a modest version of Lady Gaga in a lace body stocking. Why, oh why, must this be a thing? [Jak And Jill] Keep reading »

For A Sultry Voice, Choose Lucky Strike

Hmm, wonder how much the treatment for lung cancer went for in those days… [Copyranter] Keep reading »

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