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Does This Butchered Woman Make You Want To Go Shopping?

Honestly, I’m all for some controversy in advertising. In a dog-eat-dog market, sometimes the most effective way to win a market share is by creating the most provocative campaign. But it’s got to do its job. You can’t just be shocking for the sake of being shocking, or else you end up failing in your mission to move product and waste your marketing dollars. When it comes to this ad for Beymen Blender, a pop-up store in Istanbul, Turkey, one could say it’s misogynist, offensive, or a series of other criticisms, yet what if you take it to the bottom line: Does seeing this chopped-up, butchered woman hanging from meat hooks make you want to go buy clothes? I can’t parse it if I try. She’s naked so … I should cover myself up? Or someone will chop me up? The tag line reads: “The concept store with a butcher shop.” Is that literal? Like, it’s literally a clothing store that has a butcher shop, too? But if so, why the massacred lady? I am flummoxed. [Copyranter] Keep reading »

A Porta-Potty Fit For A Clinton

So, when Bill Clinton wants to take a nervous crap on daughter Chelsea‘s wedding day, this is where he’ll do it. You’re looking at the porta-potties the Clintons have rented for the occasion at a grand total of $15,000. It goes without saying that these bathrooms are nicer than mine, not to mention The Frisky’s ladies room, where we recently found a cockroach! However, we do have a stack of gossip mags in ours, so there. [via Gawker] Keep reading »

Who Would Wear Boob And Butt Helmets?

As if these butt and boobs motorcycle helmets weren’t icky enough on their own, the boob helmet comes complete with a nipple piercing. Before seeing this particular piercing, we didn’t even know that nipple piercings could be particularly gaudy, we’d always though it was a standard ring sort of situation. Now we know better. One more NSFW pic after the jump… [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Cat Gives Birth To A Dog?!


Yesterday, we discussed dealbreaker pets. Would any of you be opposed to dating someone with a catdog? This woman Georgia claims her cat gave birth to a dog — the little kittypup has the tail and ears of its mommy, but the rest of the body is more dog-like. Shut the front door! Apparently, vets think that the animal’s, um, unusual-ness is more likely the result of radiation, not a dog and a cat procreating; this story is decidedly less adorable now. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Maintain Your Post-Poo Dignity With The Comfort Wipe


So, I guess I’m one of the lucky ones who, at least for the time being, can still reach around and wipe my own butt. But this is not the case for some people, who can’t properly cleanse themselves after a nice BM without the aid of another person. That is, until the Comfort Wipe arrived! This handy “sanitary toilet paper arm and holder” makes it so you can wipe your own butt and deposit the soiled tissues into the toilet without getting your hand anywhere near your behind. And it’s not just for the overweight or physically impaired — it’s also for weirdos who don’t want their hands anywhere near dirty toilet paper. As the super posh old lady in the ad says, in her delighted voice, the Comfort Wipe “allows you to maintain your dignity.” Ahem. Keep reading »

Must Buy: Official Betty White Apparel

We’ve always had a thing for “Golden Girl” Betty White and her geriatric cheekiness. But, until now, we never had an appropriate way to express our love. Yeah, we could buy Betty’s sexy calendar, but that would just be tacked on our walls, and sorry, that just isn’t a public enough homage to Ms. White. Lucky for us, Betty herself has teamed up with Jerry Leigh to release a limited-edition line of tees and hoodies plastered with her glorious face. Part of the proceeds will go to one of White’s causes, the Morris Animal Foundation, because, let’s face it, the woman is a saint. [PR Newswire] Keep reading »

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