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#TBT: The Time A Drunk, Handsy Letter U Groped Smokey Robinson On “Sesame Street”
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles’ “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” is maybe my most favorite song of all time. It so perfectly captures the heartbreaking frustration of loving…
It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!
Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around…
The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”
Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too.
Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused
New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son…
Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina
We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…
Priest Says Gay Sex Is Like Putting A Bagel In Your Ear
No, it’s not.
The Teletubbies Perform Die Antwoord’s “I Fink You Freaky” For Your Viewing Pleasure
Suddenly I understand why the Teletubbies ever existed.
Plus-sized Leggings Advertisement Cramps Tiny Model In One Leg
What on earth is this about?
What’s The First Ronald McDonald Up To Now? Let This Lynchian Video Tell You
Happy Monday! Here’s a video of the first Ronald McDonald, updating us on what he’s been doing with his life. In a truly Lynchian profile from The Guardian, Joe Maggard…
Dash Cam Video Of Sandra Bland’s Arrest Has Been Doctored
Last night, following the press conference in which authorities confirmed that Sandra Bland’s death is being investigated as a homicide, dash cam video of the traffic stop and arrest was…
Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will
She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy.