Posts tagged "wtf"

Final Duel: See Which WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made It To Our Last Battle

This may come as a shock to you, but life-sized vaginas and costumes of fictional characters receiving fellatio are considered poor taste. While I personally feel private parts and oral sex are just dandy in their natural forms, it's different when a human adult is parading around town with his massive labia on display for…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 25, 2013

VOTE! Which Costume Is More Likely To Make Grandma Keel Over?

Nana would be so proud. Probably two of the most distasteful Halloween costumes I've ever seen are going head-to-er ... head for the second round of Semi-Finals in our WTF?! Costume Battle!
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 24, 2013

VOTE! See Which First Two WTF?! Halloween Costumes Made Our Semi-Finals!

Letttt's get ready to rumbllleeeeeee! After tons of votes flooded in, the first two costumes in our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle have made it to the semi-finals.  …
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 24, 2013

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues— And It’s Getting Punny!

There are so many things wrong with both of these costumes. We present to you a vampire receiving oral sex, hence the clever name “Down For The Count,” and the literal interpretation of the “Shit Hitting The Fan.” I would not—I repeat—would NOT have sex with either of these people on even my most intoxicated,…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 23, 2013

VOTE! Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Continues With A Bush Flasher And A Blow-Up Doll

Caution: Both of these costumes will scar children for life. But which one is more repulsive to you: the bush flasher or the blow up doll? To prepare you for some of the heinous, inappropriate getups you’ll see on Halloween next week, we present to you our WTF?! Halloween Costume Contest.
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 23, 2013

VOTE! Which Halloween Costume Screams “Overcompensating”?

Both equally repulsive and offensive Halloween costumes, my initial knee-jerk reaction to both the human ring toss costume and sex costume would be to crotch-kick the person wearing them. Unfortunately, doing so would likely land me behind bars— an ironic twist to my “Orange Is The New Black” costume. Instead, let’s just vote o…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 22, 2013

Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Begins With A Vibrator And A Vagina Masquerading As A Man In A Canoe

Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult. The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to be offended by the…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 22, 2013

Farrah Abraham Lands Her Prestigious Girls & Corpses Cover

"Barn Door Mom"? [slow clap] Farrah Abraham's prestigious cover of Girls & Corpses magazine is here. Their web site states, "Due to the overwhelming response to our Volume 7 Winter Farrah Abraham issue, we are now taking pre-sale orders. So, order now, before they sell out. Ships December 1st." Order now! Order now! Christmas i…
By: Jessica Wakeman / October 2, 2013

NYC Driver Chased, Beaten By Biker Mob

What started as a minor fender-bender between an SUV and a motorcycle on a New York City highway turned into chaos after the driver was reportedly surrounded and beaten by a mob of angry motorcyclists. And it was all caught on video by a biker’s helmet cam. Read more on Newser...
By: Newser / October 1, 2013

What Was Vitamin Water Thinking With This “You Retard” Bottle Cap?

Blake Loates popped open a bottle of Vitamin Water recently and found an extremely upsetting message under the cap: "You retard." The words were especially hurtful as Blake's younger sister, Fiona, has cerebral palsy and significant cognitive delays. She sent a photo of the cap to her father, who was justifiably outraged and sent off…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 19, 2013

A Brief Eulogy For The Frog Who Got Blasted By NASA’s Rocket Launch

We are gathered here today to honor and pay our respects to Frog, the victim of NASA's recent rocket launch. While Frog's dramatic mode of passing may have produced an undeniably humorous photo, we realize that getting blasted 40 feet into the air by a rocket is not particularly pleasant for any…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 13, 2013

Dream Or Nightmare: A Blue Cheese Lollipop

Three words: Blue. Cheese. Lollipop. OK, let's all just make a communal "Eeeeeeeewwww!" sound now to get it over with, but after we're done with that I feel compelled to report that Lollyphile, the company who makes these cheesy candies, claims that they're actually really good, which apparently came as a surprise…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 12, 2013

WTF: A Plastic Surgeon Staged A Runway Show Of His “Designs” At Fashion Week

As if fashion week weren't problematic enough, what with the parades of drastically thin models and shameful lack of racial diversity, now a plastic surgeon has set up a runway next to the tents at Lincoln Center to stage a show of his "designs," AKA cosmetic surgery patients, AKA human beings. Yep,…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 11, 2013

12 Stock Photo Models Who Could Really Use A Drink

In today's edition of WTF stock photos, I came across some models who are most definitely having a rough day. We think they could use a drink. Click through and join me in offering them the nice, stiff cocktail they so sorely deserve. [Photos from Shutterstock]…
By: Ami Angelowicz / September 5, 2013

Today In Things That Actually Exist: “Lazyglasses” Let You Watch TV Without Propping Up Your Head

Do you love watching TV and using your computer while laying flat on your back? Hate using pillows to prop your head up so you can see the screen? Tired of waiting for evolution to catch up to our lounging habits and rearrange our facial features into a more convenient TV-watching position? Oh boy, do…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 14, 2013

What Would You Do If A 7-Foot KFC Bucket Randomly Appeared In Your Yard?

"I was driving by, I saw this giant Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in my yard, and I thought for sure I was hallucinating, so I called my teenagers who were at home and had them go outside." Seriously, have you ever read a better opening line to any story, ever? This gem of a quote…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 1, 2013

Zimbabwean Women Fined $5 For Each Scream During Childbirth

In Zimbabwe, a country where the average yearly income is $150, giving birth in a hospital can be prohibitively expensive at $50. But at one corrupt hospital, this price can increase depending on how much the woman giving birth screams. Yes, a local hospital in Zimbabwe apparently considers screams during childbirth to be “raising false…
By: Mary Odell / July 12, 2013

Aaron Carter Claims He Was Savagely Beaten By New Kids On The Block Fans

Teen sorta sensation Aaron Carter, perhaps best known as little brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, is now 25 and touring the country on his "After Party" tour. On a stop in Boston, Carter claims he was jumped and beaten by four men, and he posted a couple Instagram photos of himself looking…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 24, 2013

8 Horrendous Pieces Of Sex Advice From The Most WTF Book Ever Written

Amazon describes the little-known (thank God!) 1999 self-help book, The Rules For Getting Laid: Get The Sex You Want as an "outrageous, hilarious, politically incorrect book shows men the boneheaded mistakes they make in seducing women" and tells "readers the secrets no one else will have the guts to speak!" Well, that…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 19, 2013

Snakes Are Opening Doors Now

New thing to be afraid of: SNAKES KNOW HOW TO OPEN DOORS NOW. We're not sure if this is a python or a boa constrictor, but we all agree we are having nightmares tonight. And going to the bathroom in pairs all afternoon. Carrying axes. After the jump, watch Amelia's not-at-all-over-the-top reaction on Vine to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2013
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