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The Crazy Gross Sandwiches Need To Stop

This is Burger King’s new Pizza Burger. It is four “flame-broiled” beef patties topped with mozzarella and pepperoni and served on a nine-inch sesame seed bun. It clocks in at 2,520 calories, but Burger King, ever so concerned about the diets of American citizens, insists that it is meant to be shared. When your new menu offering comes with what is essentially a warning, there is a problem. “Not intended for one person!” “Do not eat alone!” Do. Not. Want. Keep reading »

WTF: QVC Is Already Celebrating Christmas

Seriously, people? It’s not even September, but QVC has already started pushing Christmas merchandise and has decked out its homepage with seasonal cheer. Can we please put the holiday shopping craze on hold until, like October? At least? Help us, Santa! Help! [QVC] Keep reading »

Danielle Staub Warbles Again — This Time With Backup Dancers!


Hey guys, how did you spend your morning? Mine was significantly less exciting than Danielle Staub’s. She made her morning news performance debut on New York’s “PIX Morning News,” performing her song “Real Close” alongside a harem of gay male dancers and her possible-romantic partner Lori Michaels. It’s pretty impossible for me to put into words how amazingly atrocious this performance is. Here, let Ami try: “Noooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My day is over.” Meanwhile, Annika thinks it’s terribly sad that Danielle has stolen her younger daughter’s dream of being a singer, to which Julie adds, “Yes, and that isn’t even the saddest thing in that girl’s life.” True. Also: “I feel like my soul has been sucked out of my body.” Yes, that just about sums it up. [PIX Morning News] Keep reading »

What’s So Sexy About This Sieve?

Find out after the jump! [NSFW-ish]
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This Guy Just Wants To Hang Out With Elves, OK?


Last time we checked, you could still love whoever or whatever you want. And so what if you happen to love magical elves, and believe that you’ve discovered a secret lake where they all live? Who are we to judge?

In this video, elf lover Christopher Valentine discusses elves’ physical characteristics (they’re 3-feet tall!) and eating habits (they like oranges and apples and Chinese food!). And talks about their roles as UNICORN CARETAKERS, duh. [Videogum] Keep reading »

Britney Spears’ Special Tongue Trick


Everyday I say to myself, How could the internet possibly surprise me today? And then it does. Take, for example, the hawk-eyed Britney Spears’ fan who noticed that ever since Brit made her pop music debut, she’s been doing this tongue-flicking maneuver when she sings words that start with the letter L. “Lucky.” “Loneliness.” “Let.” Her tongue darts out and flicks the top of her lip and I dare say that it’s intended to be subtly sexual. Also, as BuzzFeed notes, it’s very hard to do without looking like an idiot. Trust me, I tried while looking (LOOKING! Flick!) in the bathroom mirror just now. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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