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Dance, Pony Girl, Dance!

The latest entry in the, er, horse hoof boot trend comes from Iris Schieferstein, who designed these outrageously vom-inducing horse hoof and gun-heeled boots. Ack! Guess who won’t be wearing them? PETA employees, for sure. [Inventor Spot] Keep reading »

Do You Wash New Clothes Before You Wear Them?

OK, so forgive me for missing this crazy-ass “Good Morning America” report last week, but after coming across it today, I could stand silent no more and simply had to share: Turns out, new clothes are so freakin’ filthy and disgusting that even I am grossed out by them, and that’s saying a lot. Not sure about you folks, but, personally, I never wash new clothes before wearing them. Maybe I would — and something always told me I probably should — but I live in NYC so I don’t have a washer and dryer and it’s an expensive time suck to do laundry. (That said, I do get around to it. Eventually.) Anyway, sneaky “GMA” investigators bought a bunch of new shirts and crap, and then had a microbiologist test the fabric for contamination.

Ladies and gentlemen, the results will shock you.
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Would You Date A Guy With Tattoo Glasses?

Here’s one to add to the book of epic bad tattoos—glasses on your face. To ask “whyyyyy?” at this point seems fruitless because clearly such a design could only be prompted by sheer insanity. But here’s what we’re really wondering … how does he (apparently) have a girlfriend? If your boyfriend did this to himself, would you stay with him? Maybe the design is a symbol of being able to see his love more clearly? This dude must be some really, really, really special guy. On the inside. [Gawker] Keep reading »

H&M Clothing Trash Scandal Update—Something’s Still Fishy

Shame, H&M, shame. Last week we learned that both the trend-forward retailer and Wal-Mart engage in the odd and wasteful practice of destroying unsold merchandise, and throwing it in the trash. Both companies scrambled to come up with apologetic statements, a rep for H&M vowing that it was an anomalous error that wouldn’t reoccur: “It will not happen again. We are committed 100 percent to make sure this practice is not happening anywhere else, as it is not our standard practice.”

Yet when New York’s WPIX recently returned to the scene of the crime, reporters came across an employee hauling bag after bag of shoes into a truck. When asked where the bags were going, the employee clearly stated, “In the trash,” as if it should be obvious. When they questioned if he was aware of H&M’s wasteful shredding and trashing method, he got shy, repeatedly saying, “I can’t comment on that.”

Of course, all of us are watching this, completely appalled. Why wouldn’t H&M or Wal-Mart drop the clothes off at a charity? It would require the same manpower and resources. Yet, there is a reason why retailers wouldn’t want their merchandise going back into circulation. Keep reading »

10 Gross Grooming Habits Girls Love

You heard it here first. Chicks are nasty. Guys do not have the monopoly on gross. To prove it, I have 10 real examples of odd, secret grooming habits women really enjoy. Keep reading »

Dude With Biggest Penis In The World Is Unemployed

 

And you thought you had it hard in this economy. Not even Jonah Falcon, the man with the biggest penis in the world, can find a job. At 39, Falcon, whose penis is 13.5 inches long, is among the ranks of the unemployed. While he’s worked as a freelance journalist, his dream is to become a screenwriter. He thought his big break had come when HBO created a series about a well-endowed male prostitute, “Hung.” Tragically, they didn’t want Falcon or his expertise. Nowadays, he spends his time looking for work and living with his mom. You’d think he might make a foray into the adult movie industry during these trying times, but he refuses. If he did porn, he says, “Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.” You’d think there’s be some way for a guy with his, er, talent to make money. Hmmm … Can’t you girls think of something? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Unicorn Samurai, Be My Valentine

Is it too early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day? Because, right now, I don’t have a valentine, and I saw this video of Mr. Unicorn Samurai, and watching him gallivant around in his thong, I wondered: Would this, could this unicorn man ever be mine? Is it too much for a girl to dream? Maybe. I really like the way he wields his, um, sword. Keep reading »

Restore The Pink In Your Lackluster Labia!

Are your p**sy lips looking a little dull and lifeless? Do you wish they had the rosy hue of the day you were born? Now they can! My Pink Button “genital cosmetic colorant” will restore the pink back in your tired, old, used-up ladyflower! The product comes in four shades, cleverly named after the labia of Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Ginger Rogers, and Audrey Hepburn, natch! My Pink Button only costs $29.95, so what are you waiting for? Your vaginal lips are ready for a whole new look! [via Broadsheet] Keep reading »

Julianne Moore Puts Jewels On A Parrot

In case you hadn’t heard, the gorgeous, the divine Miss Julianne Moore is the new face of Bulgari. (Stunning redheads are having such a fashion moment right now!) The company leaked this teaser today and it is certainly confusing indeed. Random bird alert! That is all. Keep reading »

Beauty School Reality TV Pitch Backfires, Big Time

Andy Warhol’s “15 minutes of fame” prediction has certainly panned out, and the accessibility of some any degree of stardom puts dollar signs in people’s eyes and motivates them to make crazy, horrible moves (like Balloon Boy’s parents!). Students at an Alameda, California beauty school feel burned, and it has nothing to do with all those chemicals lying around. That’s because they got hold of a rather insulting TV pitch:

“The students are mostly inner-city, unwed mothers taking advantage of government subsidies for a better life. The instructors can’t find any other job that offers ‘bennies’ [benefits]. The new owners are white, naive suburbanites bleeding cash and trying to keep it all under control.”

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