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German Man Killed By The Vengeful Wrath Of A Condom Machine

Of all the ways to go! On Christmas! More »


Deck The Gals With Neon Duct Tape: Photographer Declares “Peace On Earth” By Silencing Women In Family’s Holiday Photo

The message is clear. The women have had their mouths forcibly closed, and their hands tied. Finally, father and son know peace! No annoying women can be heard, and they can’t move either. Toss ‘em in a closet and you don’t even have to see them. Such bliss!More »


“Dance Moms”‘ 6th Season Delayed Because Producer Wanted Child Dancer To Perform As Pregnant Teen

As if “Dance Moms” didn’t provide a veritable parade of ethically WTF drama already, Abby Miller, the queen and frontwoman of the show, says she is delaying production on season six because a producer wanted to have child dancers dress as pregnant teens. The delay is a breach of her contract, meaning Miller will be fined, about which she wrote her in… More »


Ted Cruz Swoops In And Calls Planned Parenthood Shooter A “Transgendered Leftist Activist”

Ted Cruz has a particular brand of ignorance so abrasively loud and absurd that my only effective coping mechanism is laughing at the mess. More »


CNN Suspends Correspondent For “Editorializing” By Expressing Sympathy Towards Syrian Refugees

But but but what about Don Lemon, who editorializes by saying something dumb as fuck every time he opens his mouth? More »


Missy Elliot’s Music Video For “WTF” Will Cure Your Potential Fear Of Marionettes Forever

Missy. Back. Yes. More »


Here’s Your Very Confusing 2015 Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

The lineup for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (and for the love of all that is good in this world, please do not call it the “Macy’s Day Parade”): Mariah Carey, Pat Benatar, Questlove, Panic! At the Disco, and Plain White T’s.

Wait, what? What is this lineup? Who has heard ofMore »


Demi Lovato’s Secret Basement-Dwelling Twin Poot Lovato Is The Best Conspiracy Theory Ever

I BELIEVE. More »


If The Swedish Chef Sang Sia’s “Chandelier”

I was in kind of a bad mood until my bestie sent me this video, featuring an internet personality type person named Brock Baker dressed as the Swedish Chef and singing Sia’s “Chandelier,” and it made me laugh so hard that Diet Coke came out of my nose and got on my white sweater. And yet I am… More »


Rick Owens Sends Models 69’ing Down The Runway At Paris Fashion Week

What’s going on here? More »


This Is What Happens When You Mistake Builders’ Foam For Hair Mousse

Builders’ foam is used by handymen and carpenters and people like Ty Pennington to fix leaks, fill gaps and hold things together, like a sort of cement-like glue. Mousse is used to style hair and give it texture, hold and body. When you run out of builders’ foam, you cannot swap in hair mousse. And… More »


8-Year-Old Girl Suspended For Wearing The Wrong Shade of Green

An eight-year-old girl was suspended by her public elementary school, Winslow Township No. 4, for wearing a shirt that was the wrong shade of green. The school’s dress code specifies that children can wear only white, dark green, and navy blue shirts, and the girl came to school in a kelly green shirt.More »


A Girl Had To Get Her Stomach Removed After A Celebratory Birthday Drink

Turning the legal drinking age should be a night for celebration, right? There’s a good chance you will end the night with your head in the toilet, but that’s nothing compared to what Gaby Scanlon from the UK went through. While out with friends for her 18th birthday in October 2012, Gaby Scanlon was given the… More »


#TBT: The Time A Drunk, Handsy Letter U Groped Smokey Robinson On “Sesame Street”

Smokey Robinson & the Miracles’ “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” is maybe my most favorite song of all time. It so perfectly captures the heartbreaking frustration of loving someone who is so, so bad for you, who can’t give you what you deserve, and doesn’t deserve what you have to give.

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It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!

Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around the library and under tables, taking big ol’ whiffs of lady toe jam and foot sweat. Juan is a registered sex offender, having been charged with… More »


The Frisky Investigates: Hey, Is This Raccoon OK?

To feed or not to feed raccoons — that is the question you never thought you’d have to ask yourself. But for the woman behind the ZOOSIELOVESCONCERTS YouTube channel the answer is as simple as “LOVE YOU GIRLFRANN.”

Meet Rocksy. It’s spelled that way because if you don’t feed her, she will come back with rocks… More »


The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”

Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too. More »


Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son Uri, was under investigation for hosting what two staffers referred to as “Baby Fight Club.”

The two former employees at fault, 22-year-old Erica… More »


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