Posts tagged "wtf"

Police Officer Filmed Kicking The Legs Out From Under Handcuffed 13-Year-Old

An as-yet unnamed Boyton Beach, Florida, police officer has been placed on administrative duty after he was caught on camera kicking the legs out from under a handcuffed 13-year-old for “no reason,” and now the child’s parents are planning to file a formal complaint. Kevens Jean Baptiste, 13, was riding the bus to school last…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 14, 2014

Ill-Advised Selfie Leads To Guy’s Arrest

Pro tip: It may not be a great idea to post selfies on Facebook that show you dealing drugs … particularly if you were doing so next to sheriff’s deputies. That’s what Taylor Harrison, a 21-year-old South Florida man, allegedly did before he was arrested last week, First Coast News reports. Read more on Newser…

Newser / May 13, 2014

Build Your Bunkers Now: This Is Going To Be The Biggest Country Hit Of The Summer

There’s a disturbing buzz building in Nashville right now. It’s reminiscent of the sound of the T-Rex approaching in “Jurassic Park.” At first, it’s just a faint vibration, then a loud, sickening THUMP, then a deafening roar, and suddenly you’re stuck between its jaws, being eaten alive, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 9, 2014

OMG: 8-Legged Octo-Goat Born On Croatian Farm

“I counted his legs and I thought I was seeing things. Then I called my neighbour to make sure that I am not crazy.”
Croatian farmer Zoran Paparic, describing his reaction to this 8-legged goat that was born on his farm recently. My response would have been more along the lines of, “WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK?!??!!&#8221…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 8, 2014

Jonah Falcon To Become Penis Museum’s Most Outstanding Member (NSFW)

Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give back.
The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured in a documentary, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn. But now, he has an offer he can’t refuse.

RIP Society: Texas Teacher Gave 15-Year-Old Student A Lap Dance For His Birthday

Birthday celebrations sure have changed since I was a kid: a middle school teacher in Texas has been arrested for performing a lap dance for her 15-year-old student on his birthday.

Felicia Smith, 42, allegedly gave a four-minute, full-contact lap dance in February to the unnamed boy in front of other students i…

Jessica Wakeman / April 28, 2014

Canadian Strip Club Doubles As Church

A gentleman’s club in Guelph, Ontario, is holding church services right on the stage next to the stripper pole.
The Manor, as the club is called, held services for the first time on Easter. Read more on Huffington Post…

Huffington Post Weird News / April 26, 2014

Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina

Cops say a Tennessee teen who got arrested for driving with a suspended license on Monday had a surprise in store for police.
When a female corrections officer at Kingsport jail performed a search on 19-year-old Dallas Archer, she allegedly discovered an “unknown object” lodged in the young woman’s crotch. She alerted another female officer, who accompanied…

Huffington Post Weird News / April 23, 2014

So … This Is Avril Lavigne’s New Music Video

Here is the recipe for Avril Lavigne’s music video for her new single, “Hello Kitty”:

10 heaping scoops of Gwen Stefani’s Harajuku appropriation phase
3 cups Skrillex hair
2 cups assorted Skrillex noises (OK to sub generic brand “Scrillecks” here)
1.5 cups “Wait, isn’t Avril Lavigne my age? Why is this making me feel…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 23, 2014

Frisky Rant: Weight Watchers’ Repulsive New Ad Campaign Asks Women To Publicly Confess Their Shame … For Eating

This ad for Weight Watchers “Smart Ones” frozen meals popped up before a YouTube video I was watching, and I actually had to watch it twice all the way through to realize it wasn’t some kind of satire or parody. Unfortunately, it’s real. And it’s terrible.

“We brought women like you together i…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 19, 2014

Human Barbie Valerie Lukyanova Posts A No-Makeup Selfie

On Monday, Lukyanova posted a selfie to her Facebook page that shows her bare-faced and wearing a black bikini. Just hours earlier, she posted a photo of her all done up and dressed in a frothy pink skirt for a modeling gig. Read more on Huffington Post…

Huffington Post Weird News / April 19, 2014

Can You Guess What’s Happening In This Amazing Goat GIF?

Go ahead, watch it 300 times (I’m on my 478th). Enjoy it. Study it carefully. And then tell me your best guess for what the hell is happening in this glorious and confusing moment of human-goat interaction. Give up? Get the answer, along with a slow motion video of the full encounter, after…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 18, 2014

Missing Toddler Found Inside Claw Crane Toy Machine At Bowling Alley


When a mom in Lincoln, Nebraska, realized her three-year-old son was missing from their apartment, she called the police, and a frantic search of the neighborhood ensued. Meanwhile, at a bowling alley down the street, employees were doing a double take at a shockingly realistic stuffed toddler toy that had suddenly appeared in their…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 16, 2014

US Airways Twitter Account Shows Complaining Customer Exactly Where To Stick It (NSFW)

Well, this is one way to approach online customer service. Earlier today, a US Airways customer tweeted a complaint about a flight delay to the company’s official Twitter account. US Airways sent back a fairly standard response (90% of airline Twitter feeds are canned apologies tweeted at irate customers), but when the customer wasn’t satisfied,…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 14, 2014

Only Horse Yoga Could Look This Peacefully Strange


Yoga is an ancient Indian practice that originated thousands of years ago to involve your mind, body, spirit soul and … horse?
That’s right, we said, horse. Watch this horse and trainer practice together on Huffington Post…

Huffington Post Weird News / April 12, 2014

This GIF Of Emma Watson Turning Into Sofia Vergara Is Blowing My Mind


I’m sorry if, like Jessica, you find this GIF “gross and macabre,” but I just had to share it. I mean, I know there’s gotta be some weird crazy Photoshop happening, but whhhhhhaaaaaaaatttt is thissssss? Sofia Vergara taking off her Emma Watson skinsuit? I never thought I would type those words. Anyway, carry on with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 9, 2014

Preserve Your Best 140-Character Zingers For All Eternity With An Etched Wood “Permanent Retweet”

Have you ever written a truly hilarious, perfectly constructed, exceedingly clever tweet, sent it out into the Twittersphere, and then felt like, “Damn, that’s it?” I mean, 10 retweets and 15 favorites is nice and all, but what if you want your tweet to have a more lasting legacy, to exist in the actual physical…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 3, 2014

Ill-Advised Tryst Ends With Woman At Bottom Of Well

It’s tough to imagine an outdoor tryst ending much worse than this: at the bottom of a well, with hypothermia setting in. Where was her partner? Read more on Newser… [Photo: Natalie from “All My Children”]

Newser / April 2, 2014

Teen Girl Accused Of Stabbing Her Best Friend To Death Over Naked Selfie Photos

A teenage girl in Mexico is accused of fatally stabbing her best friend to death because, police suspect, the friend had posted naked selfies photos the two had taken together to Facebook. Erandy Elizabeth Gutierrez (left), 16, allegedly stabbed Anel Baez (right), also 16, a total of 65 times at Baez’s home in Guamúchil. Baez had come…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 1, 2014

RIP Society: Du Pont Heir Only Gets Probation For Raping Young Daughter, Because Judge Thinks He Won’t “Fare Well” In Prison

Well, this is quite simply an appalling story. Robert H. Richards IV, an heir to the du Pont fortune, was convicted of raping his then three-year-old daughter and given only probation for the crime, because, as the female Superior Court judge wrote in her decision, “Defendant will not fare well in Level 5 [prison] setting.”

Judge Jan Jurde…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 31, 2014
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