Tag Archives: wtf

What’s Happening Here: Sean Hayes And JWoww Edition

JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
"Jersey Shore" Sexism
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »

It’s hard to tell if Sean Hayes is simply gesturing to JWoww’s breast or actually prodding it, but either way, the expressions in this photo are pretty priceless. I was a little confused as to why Sean Hayes and JWoww would ever be on a red carpet together in the first place, then I saw that it was a premiere for “The Three Stooges” remake, in which Sean plays Larry and JWoww plays herself. Now I’m even more confused. What do you think is going on here?

10 Disney Park Confessions That Made Us Do A Double Take

“Disney Park Confessions” is a Tumblr blog documenting, well, confessions about Disney theme parks. When I first heard about it, I assumed there would be a lot of people admitting to doing naughty stuff in the Epcot bathrooms, but most of the confessions are a lot more innocent–and a lot weirder–than that. Click through for a roundup of some of my favorites… [Disney Park Confessions]

Burger King Unveils The Latest Trend In Eye Makeup

Fast Food Fashion
When mayo and pickles become couture. Read More »
The Juicy Lucca Burger
Find out how to make it! Read More »

Check out this hamburger eyeshadow look from a Burger King ad that ran in the Netherlands. Is it just me or is it … kinda pretty? I love the brown shade of the bun and those bright green eyelashes. Totally hoping this becomes a spring beauty trend. [Buzzfeed]

You Can Pay Someone To Suffer Through Online Dating For You

Online Dating Lies
The top 10 white lies people tell on their profiles. Read More »
Your Online Profile
Do's and Don'ts for your online dating profile. Read More »
Amelia's The Expert
Amelia appeared on the "Today" show to talk online dating! Read More »

No date for Valentine’s Day and not afraid to do something desperate to get one? For $300, $700, or $1,200 you can pay for a membership package on PersonalDatingAgent.com to help you find that special someone. And luckily for you, the “initial setup fee” is free until Valentine’s Day! Whoopie!

So, how do you go about deciding which package is right for you? First it’s a question of finances. How much money do you have to spend on an incredible dating service with a plethora of testimonials by young professionals (James, John, Sarah, and Elizabeth) who claim to love the site that “does all of the work for them”? I personally think I’d go with the “executive package.” For only $1,200 I would be guaranteed 4+ dates and services including predate advice, stylist advice, concierge service and a professional photo shoot. Keep reading »

Ta-Ta-Toos Class Up Second Base, Do They Not?

"Twilight" Tattoos
The 10 best and worst tattoos in homage to "Twilight." Read More »

There’s no joy quite like like surprising your boo, or your gyno, with a temporary tattoo on your boobies. Whether you want to convey “Satisfaction Guaranteed” or “100% Natural,” a company called TaTaToos will sell you tats for $10, one for each boobie. There’s even special holiday-themed ta-ta tats reading “Santa’s Helper,” “Trick Treat” and “Touch Down.” What a way to class up second-base. [TaTaToos.com via The Gloss]

The “Human Barbie” Mom Needs More Attention Again

7-Year-Old Pole Dancer
human barbie pole dance photo
The "Human Barbie" taught her 7-year-old daughter to pole dance. Read More »
7-Yr-Old Gets Boob Job Voucher
boob job voucher kid photo
"Human Barbie" mom gives boob job voucher to her 7-year-old. Read More »
Frisky Parenting!
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All the posts The Frisky has ever done about parenting! Read More »

Last time we left heard from “the Human Barbie,” Sarah Burge of the UK had taught her seven-year-old daughter Poppy how to pole dance and had given her a boob job voucher for her birthday. Now she’s made her little girl’s dreams come true yet again by gifting her a $4,500 liposuction voucher. For Christmas. In her stocking.

Will someone just give these people a reality show already so they can have their 15 minutes of fame and then disappear? When a mom is a self-described plastic surgery addict and says things about her daughter like “she asks for surgery all the time,” it’s safe to assume this crap isn’t going to stop on its own. I would suggest someone report Sarah to the British version of Child Protective Services. But sadly, it probably doesn’t legally constitute “abuse” to drum it into your child from elementary school onward that they’re going to want and/or need liposuction and breast implants one day.  [Daily Mail UK]

Get Your Koala, Free To A Good Home — On Craigslist

Well this just seems like a colossally bad idea. A woman in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, was attempting to give away her koala on Craigslist. Wait a second, just back it up. How did she come in possession of a koala in the first place? That seems … highly illegal? And dangerous — to both animal and human. Come on, people. (The ad has since been taken down. Maybe the lil’ guy sold?)

Attack Of The Killer Vibrator!

Hickey Paralysis?
kissing couple photo
Just one of many scary possible sex injuries. Read More »

April Bonjour, of California (who incidentally has a fantastic porn star name), is suing Pipedream Products Inc. claiming that their vibrator nearly killed her! Bonjour states that she was using the product “in the manner intended,” when a sharp pain led to bleeding so intense she called 911. The poor thing required multiple pints of blood upon arrival at the hospital. Both Bonjour and her son were fearful the injury would kill her (talk about an awkward conversation!). The injury occurred last November, though Bonjour is just now seeking damages in the amount of $25,000. I wonder if the toy in question has been confiscated for inspection of product flaws? Otherwise it may be that Ms. Bonjour had gotten just a bit too creative with her technique. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

In Touch Asks Which Celebrity Toddler “Wore It Better”

Tori Spelling’s daughter Stella accessorized with some Magic Marker stains, while Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla toted a stuffed animal for a fab fall look. Did they match their Pull-Ups, too? Like, OMG, who do you think their stylist is?!

In Touch, you know they’re only three-year-olds, right? [SparkAMovement.Tumblr.com]

Lace Toe Socks: Another Way To Tease The Foot Fetishist In Your Life

Here’s yet another way to hide your ugly toes — or drive the foot fetishist in your life extra-bonkers: Half-Pretties half-foot lace stockings. Basically, Half-Pretties cover your toes so that French lace peeks out of the top of your shoes. It’s pretty, sort of.  I don’t know if it’s $24.50-pretty, though. [Half Pretties via Jezebel]   Keep reading »