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A 12-Year-Old Girl Is Living With An Actual Ant Colony In Her Head
In attempts at finding a cure, Darji’s family has even gone to Witch doctors, with equally unsuccessful results. She is currently under surveillance at an Ahmedabad medical unit.
A Film Producer Is Tweeting Painful Descriptions Of Women From Movie Scripts
“Most days she wears jeans, and she makes them look good.”
Man Dies In Krispy Kreme Race That Requires Participants Eat 12 Donuts
The Krispy Kreme Race is in its 12th year and this is the first time anything like this has occurred.
Michigan Governor Orders Wife Diamond Strewn Cake While Flint Residents Wait In Line For Water
Further proof that Michigan Governor Rick Snyder is Satan incarnate: the governor who’s proved his biggest strength is being an aggressively incompetent sociopath who turns a blind eye to the…
Chicago Man Successfully Kept Alligator In His Basement For 20 Years
The elaborate secret life of Charles Price and his alligator sidekick was only brought to ight earlier this month by an appliance repairman working in the basement who sensed faint sounds…
Smart TV Not So Smart, Plays Porn At Father-And-Son Funeral
A Cardiff, Wales funeral for a father and his son took a very wrong turn this week, and just hold on, because everything about this story is painful.
‘Donkey Sauce Flow’ Is The Guy Fieri Parody Rap We Don’t Need, But Deserve
Don’t think of it as rap or music, because it certainly constitutes neither, but rather listen to it as the long release of hot air from America’s collective asshole.
Watch This Seal Play Carly Rae Jepsen On Sax Like A Goddamn Hero
I know you aren’t a monster lacking the ability to partake in joy, and so I am gifting you with this Vine of a seal dancing and playing sax on loop…
Ted Cruz Says Voters Should Spank Hillary Clinton Like He Spanks His 5-Year-Old
Texas Republican Senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz told voters in Iowa that Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton lied to them about Benghazi and that voters should consider “administering a spanking,”
What Is Happening With Amy Schumer’s BF In This Picture?
We originally thought that wildly popular comedy star Amy Schumer had snagged the most perfect boyfriend ever, but turns out there may be more there than meets the eye, or…
Florida Woman Arrested For Drinking Wine And Eating Snacks In Walmart
It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested.
German Man Killed By The Vengeful Wrath Of A Condom Machine
Of all the ways to go! On Christmas!