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Missy Elliot’s Music Video For “WTF” Will Cure Your Potential Fear Of Marionettes Forever

Missy. Back. Yes. More »


Here’s Your Very Confusing 2015 Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

The lineup for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (and for the love of all that is good in this world, please do not call it the “Macy’s Day Parade”): Mariah Carey, Pat Benatar, Questlove, Panic! At the Disco, and Plain White T’s.

Wait, what? What is this lineup? Who has heard ofMore »


Demi Lovato’s Secret Basement-Dwelling Twin Poot Lovato Is The Best Conspiracy Theory Ever

I BELIEVE. More »


If The Swedish Chef Sang Sia’s “Chandelier”

I was in kind of a bad mood until my bestie sent me this video, featuring an internet personality type person named Brock Baker dressed as the Swedish Chef and singing Sia’s “Chandelier,” and it made me laugh so hard that Diet Coke came out of my nose and got on my white sweater. And yet I am… More »


Rick Owens Sends Models 69’ing Down The Runway At Paris Fashion Week

What’s going on here? More »


This Is What Happens When You Mistake Builders’ Foam For Hair Mousse

Builders’ foam is used by handymen and carpenters and people like Ty Pennington to fix leaks, fill gaps and hold things together, like a sort of cement-like glue. Mousse is used to style hair and give it texture, hold and body. When you run out of builders’ foam, you cannot swap in hair mousse. And… More »


8-Year-Old Girl Suspended For Wearing The Wrong Shade of Green

An eight-year-old girl was suspended by her public elementary school, Winslow Township No. 4, for wearing a shirt that was the wrong shade of green. The school’s dress code specifies that children can wear only white, dark green, and navy blue shirts, and the girl came to school in a kelly green shirt.More »


A Girl Had To Get Her Stomach Removed After A Celebratory Birthday Drink

Turning the legal drinking age should be a night for celebration, right? There’s a good chance you will end the night with your head in the toilet, but that’s nothing compared to what Gaby Scanlon from the UK went through. While out with friends for her 18th birthday in October 2012, Gaby Scanlon was given the… More »


#TBT: The Time A Drunk, Handsy Letter U Groped Smokey Robinson On “Sesame Street”

Smokey Robinson & the Miracles’ “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” is maybe my most favorite song of all time. It so perfectly captures the heartbreaking frustration of loving someone who is so, so bad for you, who can’t give you what you deserve, and doesn’t deserve what you have to give.

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It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!

Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around the library and under tables, taking big ol’ whiffs of lady toe jam and foot sweat. Juan is a registered sex offender, having been charged with… More »


The Frisky Investigates: Hey, Is This Raccoon OK?

To feed or not to feed raccoons — that is the question you never thought you’d have to ask yourself. But for the woman behind the ZOOSIELOVESCONCERTS YouTube channel the answer is as simple as “LOVE YOU GIRLFRANN.”

Meet Rocksy. It’s spelled that way because if you don’t feed her, she will come back with rocks… More »


The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”

Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too. More »


Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son Uri, was under investigation for hosting what two staffers referred to as “Baby Fight Club.”

The two former employees at fault, 22-year-old Erica… More »


Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they… More »


Priest Says Gay Sex Is Like Putting A Bagel In Your Ear

No, it’s not. More »


The Teletubbies Perform Die Antwoord’s “I Fink You Freaky” For Your Viewing Pleasure

Suddenly I understand why the Teletubbies ever existed. More »


Plus-sized Leggings Advertisement Cramps Tiny Model In One Leg

What on earth is this about? More »


What’s The First Ronald McDonald Up To Now? Let This Lynchian Video Tell You

Happy Monday! Here’s a video of the first Ronald McDonald, updating us on what he’s been doing with his life. In a truly Lynchian profile from The Guardian, Joe Maggard goes to the carnival in costume to give kids high-fives, sings a genuinely beautiful rendition of “Send In the Clowns,” and describes the Ronald costume… More »


Dash Cam Video Of Sandra Bland’s Arrest Has Been Doctored

Last night, following the press conference in which authorities confirmed that Sandra Bland’s death is being investigated as a homicide, dash cam video of the traffic stop and arrest was released to the public. The video proved that the arresting officer, Brian Encinia, violated protocol, used excessive force and that Bland should have never been… More »


Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will

She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy. More »


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