According to the New York Times, prosecutors are dismissing charges against the five teenagers accused of rape in the January incident that left us all reeling.
The 18-year old woman and her father originally reported that they were attacked with a gun by five teenagers in Brownsville, Brooklyn while walking in a park, but the… More »
Don’t be alarmed by the name of this video. You’re not mistaken — this is not, in fact, a “stylish cut.”
The app BarberShapp, which matches customers to hairstylists, posted this video on their Facebook page and it has caused a little bit of an outrage, because why would anyone… More »
You may not be able to take it with you – but you CAN be memorialized in the very object that made you famous, and 93-year-old Bialetti was certainly not the only man who desired to be memorialized in his niche claim to fame. More »
Yo, I’m mad worried about his patients, man. More »
In attempts at finding a cure, Darji’s family has even gone to Witch doctors, with equally unsuccessful results. She is currently under surveillance at an Ahmedabad medical unit. More »
“Most days she wears jeans, and she makes them look good.” More »
The Krispy Kreme Race is in its 12th year and this is the first time anything like this has occurred. More »
Further proof that Michigan Governor Rick Snyder is Satan incarnate: the governor who’s proved his biggest strength is being an aggressively incompetent sociopath who turns a blind eye to the all the lives being affected by the lead-poisoned water in Flint, went the way of Marie Antoinette when he commissioned a cake for his wife’s… More »
The elaborate secret life of Charles Price and his alligator sidekick was only brought to ight earlier this month by an appliance repairman working in the basement who sensed faint sounds and movement. More »
A Cardiff, Wales funeral for a father and his son took a very wrong turn this week, and just hold on, because everything about this story is painful.
First, the two had their funeral together following a car crash. The father and mother were in the car, the mother was pregnant, and she… More »
Don’t think of it as rap or music, because it certainly constitutes neither, but rather listen to it as the long release of hot air from America’s collective asshole. More »
I know you aren’t a monster lacking the ability to partake in joy, and so I am gifting you with this Vine of a seal dancing and playing sax on loop to Carly Rae! More »
Texas Republican Senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz told voters in Iowa that Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton lied to them about Benghazi and that voters should consider “administering a spanking,” in the same manner in which he disciplines his 5-year-old daughter when she lies.
The full disgusting quote was:
“In my… More »
It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested. More »
Of all the ways to go! On Christmas! More »
The message is clear. The women have had their mouths forcibly closed, and their hands tied. Finally, father and son know peace! No annoying women can be heard, and they can’t move either. Toss ‘em in a closet and you don’t even have to see them. Such bliss! … More »
As if “Dance Moms” didn’t provide a veritable parade of ethically WTF drama already, Abby Miller, the queen and frontwoman of the show, says she is delaying production on season six because a producer wanted to have child dancers dress as pregnant teens. The delay is a breach of her contract, meaning Miller will be fined, about which she wrote her in… More »
Ted Cruz has a particular brand of ignorance so abrasively loud and absurd that my only effective coping mechanism is laughing at the mess. More »
But but but what about Don Lemon, who editorializes by saying something dumb as fuck every time he opens his mouth? More »