Posts tagged "wtf"

This Is What Happens When You Mistake Builders’ Foam For Hair Mousse

Builders’ foam is used by handymen and carpenters and people like Ty Pennington to fix leaks, fill gaps and hold things together, like a sort of cement-like glue. Mousse is used to style hair and give it texture, hold and body. When you run out of builders’ foam, you cannot swap in hair mousse. And…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2015

8-Year-Old Girl Suspended For Wearing The Wrong Shade of Green

An eight-year-old girl was suspended by her public elementary school, Winslow Township No. 4, for wearing a shirt that was the wrong shade of green. The school’s dress code specifies that children can wear only white, dark green, and navy blue shirts, and the girl came to school in a kelly green shirt.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 25, 2015

A Girl Had To Get Her Stomach Removed After A Celebratory Birthday Drink

Turning the legal drinking age should be a night for celebration, right? There’s a good chance you will end the night with your head in the toilet, but that’s nothing compared to what Gaby Scanlon from the UK went through. While out with friends for her 18th birthday in October 2012, Gaby Scanlon was given the…

College Candy / September 18, 2015

#TBT: The Time A Drunk, Handsy Letter U Groped Smokey Robinson On “Sesame Street”

Smokey Robinson & the Miracles’ “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” is maybe my most favorite song of all time. It so perfectly captures the heartbreaking frustration of loving someone who is so, so bad for you, who can’t give you what you deserve, and doesn’t deserve what you have to give.
I wa…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 17, 2015

It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!

Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around the library and under tables, taking big ol’ whiffs of lady toe jam and foot sweat. Juan is a registered sex offender, having been charged with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 16, 2015

The Frisky Investigates: Hey, Is This Raccoon OK?

To feed or not to feed raccoons — that is the question you never thought you’d have to ask yourself. But for the woman behind the ZOOSIELOVESCONCERTS YouTube channel the answer is as simple as “LOVE YOU GIRLFRANN.”
Meet Rocksy. It’s spelled that way because if you don’t feed her, she will come back with rocks – and…

Lauren Vinopal / September 16, 2015

Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son Uri, was under investigation for hosting what two staffers referred to as “Baby Fight Club.”
The two former employees at fault, 22-year-old Erica Kenny, and…

Bronwyn Isaac / September 3, 2015

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 2, 2015

The Teletubbies Perform Die Antwoord’s “I Fink You Freaky” For Your Viewing Pleasure

Suddenly I understand why the Teletubbies ever existed.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 14, 2015

What’s The First Ronald McDonald Up To Now? Let This Lynchian Video Tell You

Happy Monday! Here’s a video of the first Ronald McDonald, updating us on what he’s been doing with his life. In a truly Lynchian profile from The Guardian, Joe Maggard goes to the carnival in costume to give kids high-fives, sings a genuinely beautiful rendition of “Send In the Clowns,” and describes the Ronald costume…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / July 27, 2015

Dash Cam Video Of Sandra Bland’s Arrest Has Been Doctored

Last night, following the press conference in which authorities confirmed that Sandra Bland’s death is being investigated as a homicide, dash cam video of the traffic stop and arrest was released to the public. The video proved that the arresting officer, Brian Encinia, violated protocol, used excessive force and that Bland should have never bee…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 22, 2015

Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will

She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 13, 2015

“Let Devan Speak”: High School Valedictorian Banned From Giving Speech, Suspended

Devan Solanki, valedictorian of Lodi High School, was banned from giving a graduation speech. When he protested, he was suspended, then made to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

Jenn Frank / June 22, 2015

Watch Shia LaBeouf Scream ‘Just Do It’ For A Solid Minute

Here at The Frisky, we have a bit of a sick crush on the weirdo Shia LaBeouf. One of our writers *cough* amelia *cough* has a particular fondness for this rat-tailed soul.
So it was to my ultimate delight that I stumbled upon this Dada-esque video of LaBeouf screaming ‘Just Do It’ for one solid…

Katrin Higher / May 30, 2015

Just No: Bedazzling Poop Is A Thing

Leave it to New York City to come up with some weird shit like this. Literally.
This nonsense half makes me want to vomit, and half makes me question people’s life choices. I’m not sure why this suddenly became a thing, or even how. Like, were these people sitting at a coffee shop one day…

College Candy / May 23, 2015

Be Transfixed By This Piece Of Meat Casually Swiping Through Tinder

It’s been a rough day. I’ve been so ANGRY about this Duggar story and completely flabbergasted by the hypocrisy of those defending Josh Duggar and his parents. I don’t know about you, but I need something silly, maybe even sexy, to distract myself and ease me into this blessed holiday weekend. Like this video of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2015
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