You won, dude. You’ve terrified everyone around you…and also, good for you, honestly.
I assume in this case Florida news station WJXT4 was just way more mature than the average person when they put up a Facebook post featuring what looks like a crudely drawn…
You know, normal crime stuff.
Teenagers are horrible monsters we let survive out of sheer fear and a tiny slice of empathy.
Dude, where’s my car? Oh, there it is, being chased by a swarm of 20,000 bees! Joking aside, this actually happened to someone and that must have been fucking terrifying.
Have you ever found yourself sitting under the fluorescent lights of a fast food restaurant thinking, if only there were a sauna downstairs so I could sweat out this chili…
This creepy and invasive epidemic is sadly still ignored and considered legal in much of America.
People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST.
Maybe this is the salad we’ve deserved all along.
Sometimes the story of a crime is so surreal it sounds more like the plot of an arthouse film than an actual violent crime.
But they’re trying to fix it.