Posts tagged "wtf"

The Teletubbies Perform Die Antwoord’s “I Fink You Freaky” For Your Viewing Pleasure

Suddenly I understand why the Teletubbies ever existed.

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 14, 2015

What’s The First Ronald McDonald Up To Now? Let This Lynchian Video Tell You

Happy Monday! Here’s a video of the first Ronald McDonald, updating us on what he’s been doing with his life. In a truly Lynchian profile from The Guardian, Joe Maggard goes to the carnival in costume to give kids high-fives, sings a genuinely beautiful rendition of “Send In the Clowns,” and describes the Ronald costume…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / July 27, 2015

Dash Cam Video Of Sandra Bland’s Arrest Has Been Doctored

Last night, following the press conference in which authorities confirmed that Sandra Bland’s death is being investigated as a homicide, dash cam video of the traffic stop and arrest was released to the public. The video proved that the arresting officer, Brian Encinia, violated protocol, used excessive force and that Bland should have never bee…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 22, 2015

Anal Sex Won’t Ruin Your Relationship, But A Shitty Boyfriend Will

She thought her boyfriend was gonna put a ring on it. He put his dick in her butt instead. That’s when things got crappy.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 13, 2015

“Let Devan Speak”: High School Valedictorian Banned From Giving Speech, Suspended

Devan Solanki, valedictorian of Lodi High School, was banned from giving a graduation speech. When he protested, he was suspended, then made to undergo psychiatric evaluation.

Jenn Frank / June 22, 2015

Watch Shia LaBeouf Scream ‘Just Do It’ For A Solid Minute

Here at The Frisky, we have a bit of a sick crush on the weirdo Shia LaBeouf. One of our writers *cough* amelia *cough* has a particular fondness for this rat-tailed soul.
So it was to my ultimate delight that I stumbled upon this Dada-esque video of LaBeouf screaming ‘Just Do It’ for one solid…

Katrin Higher / May 30, 2015

Just No: Bedazzling Poop Is A Thing

Leave it to New York City to come up with some weird shit like this. Literally.
This nonsense half makes me want to vomit, and half makes me question people’s life choices. I’m not sure why this suddenly became a thing, or even how. Like, were these people sitting at a coffee shop one day…

College Candy / May 23, 2015

Be Transfixed By This Piece Of Meat Casually Swiping Through Tinder

It’s been a rough day. I’ve been so ANGRY about this Duggar story and completely flabbergasted by the hypocrisy of those defending Josh Duggar and his parents. I don’t know about you, but I need something silly, maybe even sexy, to distract myself and ease me into this blessed holiday weekend. Like this video of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 22, 2015

Kill It With Fire: Kate Bosworth’s Hideously Expensive Flatform Sandals

Not to mention every other high-fashion Teva (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) being shoved down our throats this time of year.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 15, 2015

There Is Maybe A Japanese Game Show That Involves Singing Karaoke While Getting A Hand Job

Is this a real-life game show or just a particularly creative porno/home movie?

Claire Hannum / April 16, 2015

Buttholes Are Being Cast in Bronze These Days Because Nothing Matters

“When you laugh, it changes shape!” doesn’t sound like the worst phrase in the world, until you realize that this kind old grandpa is saying it while staring into the depths of a porn star’s anus. Enter the world of having your butthole cast in bronze, because that is a thing you can do now,…

Beejoli Shah / January 27, 2015

2014: The Year In Jenna Marbles Being Weird

Jenna Marbles is one of my greatest pleasures. My thoughts on Jenna Marbles are almost unequivocally positive. I started watching her channel when she posted “Some Idiot/How Sports Bras Work” about Yuksul Aytug’s truly idiotic comments about female Olympians and have watched every single main-channel video since then. Jenna Marbles is basically the highlight of…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 19, 2014

This Judy Garland GIF Sums Up All My Feelings On #MeninistTwitter

Buzzfeed just posted a collection of #MeninistTwitter tweets, and the hashtag is such a hot mess of contradictory motives, logical fallacies, and bad rhetorical skills that I actually consider it beneath a formal response. My only addendum to Judy’s total lack of interest is that if you’re going to make an argument i…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 18, 2014

‘Border Patrol Sex’ Mocks The Real Rape Of Migrant Women

Art has never imitated life so disgustingly.

One of the biggest pornography companies in the world has launched a webseries called Border Patrol Sex that features American border patrol agents catching undocumented Mexican and Central American immigrant women attempting to cross the border, arresting them, handcuffing them, raping them, and then sending them…

Patrick Howell O'Neill / December 5, 2014

TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom tied to an F train subway pole, spotted by a commuter and posted by Gothamist. A flurry of responses and tips later, the blog reports that the condom has bee…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 10, 2014

Today In Terribleness: Man Accused Of Killing Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Feeding It To Her

As a human being, this news story repulses me. As a dog owner who thinks of Lucca as my child, it sends a murderous rage pump through my veins. Police say Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh, 34, of Palo Cedro, California, killed his ex-girlfriend’s dog and fed it to her, the last disgusting act in a string…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 15, 2014

Meet Sideshow Performer (And Sword Swallower!) The Lady Aye

By day, she is Elise S. Carter. Onstage, she is The Lady Aye, a professional sideshow performer. She can eat and breath fire, lay on a bed of nails, escape from a straightjacket, and is one of the few female sword swallowers in the world (and the only Jewish female sword swallower in America). I…

Jessica Wakeman / August 20, 2014

I Will Write About The Snake Sex Video, But I Will Not Watch It

My tolerance for things that are scary/gross/weird is pretty high, but when I heard about the snake sex video that has slithered its way into the internet’s fascination today, my reaction was a whole lot of NOPE.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOPE.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2014
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