Posts tagged "wtf"

Buttholes Are Being Cast in Bronze These Days Because Nothing Matters

"When you laugh, it changes shape!" doesn't sound like the worst phrase in the world, until you realize that this kind old grandpa is saying it while staring into the depths of a porn star's anus. Enter the world of having your butthole cast in bronze, because that is a thing you can do now,…
By: Beejoli Shah / January 27, 2015

2014: The Year In Jenna Marbles Being Weird

Jenna Marbles is one of my greatest pleasures. My thoughts on Jenna Marbles are almost unequivocally positive. I started watching her channel when she posted “Some Idiot/How Sports Bras Work” about Yuksul Aytug’s truly idiotic comments about female Olympians and have watched every single main-channel video since then. Jenna Marbles is basically the…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 19, 2014

This Judy Garland GIF Sums Up All My Feelings On #MeninistTwitter

Buzzfeed just posted a collection of #MeninistTwitter tweets, and the hashtag is such a hot mess of contradictory motives, logical fallacies, and bad rhetorical skills that I actually consider it beneath a formal response. My only addendum to Judy's total lack of interest is that if you're going to…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 18, 2014

‘Border Patrol Sex’ Mocks The Real Rape Of Migrant Women

Art has never imitated life so disgustingly. One of the biggest pornography companies in the world has launched a webseries called Border Patrol Sex that features American border patrol agents catching undocumented Mexican and Central American immigrant women attempting to cross the border, arresting them, handcuffing them, raping them, and the…
By: Patrick Howell O'Neill / December 5, 2014

TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 10, 2014

Today In Terribleness: Man Accused Of Killing Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Feeding It To Her

As a human being, this news story repulses me. As a dog owner who thinks of Lucca as my child, it sends a murderous rage pump through my veins. Police say Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh, 34, of Palo Cedro, California, killed his ex-girlfriend's dog and fed it to her, the last disgusting act in a string…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 15, 2014

Meet Sideshow Performer (And Sword Swallower!) The Lady Aye

By day, she is Elise S. Carter. Onstage, she is The Lady Aye, a professional sideshow performer. She can eat and breath fire, lay on a bed of nails, escape from a straightjacket, and is one of the few female sword swallowers in the world (and the only Jewish female sword swallower i…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 20, 2014

I Will Write About The Snake Sex Video, But I Will Not Watch It

My tolerance for things that are scary/gross/weird is pretty high, but when I heard about the snake sex video that has slithered its way into the internet's fascination today, my reaction was a whole lot of NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOPE.
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2014

Who Wants A Stripper When She Can Have A “ManServant”?

According to a new company named ManServants, what women really want is "a man who treats you like a queen." And what queens want, apparently, are personal butlers/handymen/fake boyfriends. (But not, to be clear, strippers or gigolos.) The San Francisco company will hire "ManServant" who meets your exact specifications — any hair color,…
By: Leah Prinzivalli / August 14, 2014

The Newest Human Ken Doll Is Creepier Than The Previous

There's a new Ken in town. Brazilian model Celso Santebanes, 20, can now compete with the likes of "Human Ken Doll" Justin Jedlica over who pulls off the creepiest, most plastic-looking version of a real-life Ken doll. Santebanes told The Mirror that he has spent more than $50,000 to perfect his look, undergoing four surgeries on his nose, chest,…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / August 8, 2014

Sex Toy Abandoned In Woman’s Vagina Just Sat There For 10 Years, Ruining Her Bladder

Public Service Announcement time:  always remove your sex toy from your pussy. A woman in Scotland complaining of weight loss and incontinence had an icky surprise waiting for her at the doctor's office: a sex toy abandoned in her vagina. As reported by The Journal Of Sexual Medicine, the sex toy (which was described a…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 24, 2014

Can You Believe This Is Body Paint?

Bodypainting has come a long way from scrawling Obama's visage on our naked bodies. Experts like Gesine Marwedel -- whose body art is featured below -- are integrating the human form into their work, and we can't get enough. Marwedel's surreal depictions of animals, the human body and nature will have you wondering whether you're actually looking at a huma…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / July 20, 2014

Extreme Piercing Taken To A W-hole New Level

If eyes are windows to the soul, then Joel Miggler's extreme piercings are a portal to the digestive system. The 23-year-old from Germany has undergone some extensive body modifications. Most noticeable are the holes in the alternative models cheeks which are so cavernous that he can flick his tongue through them. See…
By: Huffington Post Weird News / July 5, 2014

Nigerian Pop Singer Adokiye Ruffles Feathers Offering Her Virginity In Place Of Girls Kidnapped By Boko Haram

Well, that's one way to get attention. Adokiye Kyrian, a Nigerian pop singer, ruffled some feathers this week when she (jokingly?) offered up her virginity if the Islamic extremist group Boko Haram would release the 200+ school girls they kidnapped back in April. She told Vanguard's Showtime: "This is 11 p.m. in the…
By: Jessica Wakeman / June 27, 2014

Important Rosebudding Update: You Can Breathe A Sigh Of Relief Because This Gross “Trend” Is Actually Really Rare

How was your weekend? Mine was pretty great, except for the random moments when I would remember that rosebudding exists and I would start audibly gagging like a cat coughing up a furball. Which is awkward when you're in public and…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 23, 2014

Rising Market: Stylish Bullet-Proof Clothes

For a while, a Colombian clothes designer named Miguel Caballero seemed to be the only player in what seemed to be a extremely niche segment of the market—bullet-proof clothes that were stylish to boot. No more, reports Fox News. Read more on Newser...
By: Newser / June 22, 2014

California Sterilized Inmates Without Lawful Consent

The California prison system illegally had dozens of women sterilized, possibly without their consent, according to a new report from the state auditor. Of the 144 inmates given tubal ligations from fiscal years 2005-06 to 2012-13, at least 39 were done without lawful consent, with physicians either failing to sign forms confirming that patients understood and consented…
By: Newser / June 21, 2014

3-Year-Old Asked To Leave Restaurant Because Some Awful Adults Couldn’t Deal With Her “Scary” Scars

Adults of the world have got to learn that if they can’t look at a small child and smile at its adorable innocence, they should just butt the hell out completely. A small child’s appearance is in no way the business of strange adults, whether one is talking about Blue Ivy‘s hair sparking an Internet petitio…
By: The Gloss / June 16, 2014

Aunt Befriends Niece With Fake Facebook Account; Niece Allegedly Asks Her To Murder Family

An Alabama woman's duplicitous attempt to befriend her niece with a fake Facebook account may be what saved her life. The niece was allegedly looking for someone to murder her entire family, including the aunt who set up the fake account. Read more on Huffington Post...
By: Huffington Post Weird News / June 12, 2014

There’s A Petition To Get Beyoncé To Comb Blue Ivy’s Hair

And in other “I can’t believe this shit is really going on news” (because things like gun control aren't important enough to keep us all busy), there is actually an online petition to comb Blue Ivy's hair. The petition on Change.org has very few signatures but it’s making headlines. Read more on Lifetime…
By: Lifetime Moms / June 12, 2014
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