Posts tagged "wtf"

Chicago Man Successfully Kept Alligator In His Basement For 20 Years

The elaborate secret life of Charles Price and his alligator sidekick was only brought to ight earlier this month by an appliance repairman working in the basement who sensed faint sounds…

Bronwyn Isaac | January 28, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Smart TV Not So Smart, Plays Porn At Father-And-Son Funeral

A Cardiff, Wales funeral for a father and his son took a very wrong turn this week, and just hold on, because everything about this story is painful.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | January 28, 2016 - 12:30 pm

‘Donkey Sauce Flow’ Is The Guy Fieri Parody Rap We Don’t Need, But Deserve

Don’t think of it as rap or music, because it certainly constitutes neither, but rather listen to it as the long release of hot air from America’s collective asshole.

Bronwyn Isaac | January 22, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Watch This Seal Play Carly Rae Jepsen On Sax Like A Goddamn Hero

I know you aren’t a monster lacking the ability to partake in joy, and so I am gifting you with this Vine of a seal dancing and playing sax on loop…

Bronwyn Isaac | January 18, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Ted Cruz Says Voters Should Spank Hillary Clinton Like He Spanks His 5-Year-Old

Texas Republican Senator and presidential candidate Ted Cruz told voters in Iowa that Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton lied to them about Benghazi and that voters should consider “administering a spanking,”

Katrin Higher | January 9, 2016 - 12:30 pm

What Is Happening With Amy Schumer’s BF In This Picture?

We originally thought that wildly popular comedy star Amy Schumer had snagged the most perfect boyfriend ever, but turns out there may be more there than meets the eye, or…

Katrin Higher | January 9, 2016 - 11:00 am

Florida Woman Arrested For Drinking Wine And Eating Snacks In Walmart

It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested.

Bronwyn Isaac | December 30, 2015 - 2:30 pm

German Man Killed By The Vengeful Wrath Of A Condom Machine

Of all the ways to go! On Christmas!

Rebecca Vipond Brink | December 28, 2015 - 6:15 pm

Deck The Gals With Neon Duct Tape: Photographer Declares “Peace On Earth” By Silencing Women In Family’s Holiday Photo

The message is clear. The women have had their mouths forcibly closed, and their hands tied. Finally, father and son know peace! No annoying women can be heard, and they

Kristin Clifford | December 15, 2015 - 2:00 pm

“Dance Moms”‘ 6th Season Delayed Because Producer Wanted Child Dancer To Perform As Pregnant Teen

As if “Dance Moms” didn’t provide a veritable parade of ethically WTF drama already, Abby Miller, the queen and frontwoman of the show, says she is delaying production on season six because a…

Bronwyn Isaac | December 11, 2015 - 5:10 pm

Ted Cruz Swoops In And Calls Planned Parenthood Shooter A “Transgendered Leftist Activist”

Ted Cruz has a particular brand of ignorance so abrasively loud and absurd that my only effective coping mechanism is laughing at the mess.

Bronwyn Isaac | November 30, 2015 - 3:00 pm

CNN Suspends Correspondent For “Editorializing” By Expressing Sympathy Towards Syrian Refugees

But but but what about Don Lemon, who editorializes by saying something dumb as fuck every time he opens his mouth?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 20, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Here’s Your Very Confusing 2015 Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

The lineup for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (and for the love of all that is good in this world, please do not call it the “Macy’s Day Parade”):

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 2, 2015 - 5:30 pm

If The Swedish Chef Sang Sia’s “Chandelier”

I was in kind of a bad mood until my bestie sent me this video, featuring an internet personality type person named Brock Baker dressed as the Swedish Chef and singing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

This Is What Happens When You Mistake Builders’ Foam For Hair Mousse

Builders’ foam is used by handymen and carpenters and people like Ty Pennington to fix leaks, fill gaps and hold things together, like a sort of cement-like glue. Mousse is…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 30, 2015 - 10:00 am

8-Year-Old Girl Suspended For Wearing The Wrong Shade of Green

An eight-year-old girl was suspended by her public elementary school, Winslow Township No. 4, for wearing a shirt that was the wrong shade of green. The school’s dress

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 25, 2015 - 11:49 am

A Girl Had To Get Her Stomach Removed After A Celebratory Birthday Drink

Turning the legal drinking age should be a night for celebration, right? There’s a good chance you will end the night with your head in the toilet, but that’s nothing…

College Candy | September 18, 2015 - 4:15 pm
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