Dear giant spider carrying a mouse: fuck you and congratulations

You won, dude. You’ve terrified everyone around you…and also, good for you, honestly.

Lane Moore | October 24, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Oh, good day, sir: This penis hurricane is sweeping the nation

I assume in this case Florida news station WJXT4 was just way more mature than the average person when they put up a Facebook post featuring what looks like a crudely drawn

Lane Moore | September 2, 2016 - 12:41 pm

These Parents Made Their Shitty Teenage Son Stay In A Tent, Because Teenagers Can Be Monsters

Teenagers are horrible monsters we let survive out of sheer fear and a tiny slice of empathy.

Bronwyn Isaac | June 20, 2016 - 4:29 pm

Nightmares Are Real: 20,000 Bees Chased This Car For Two Days

Dude, where’s my car? Oh, there it is, being chased by a swarm of 20,000 bees! Joking aside, this actually happened to someone and that must have been fucking terrifying.

Liz Magee | May 24, 2016 - 7:11 pm

There Is Now A Burger King Spa For Those Looking To Sweat Out More Meat

Have you ever found yourself sitting under the fluorescent lights of a fast food restaurant thinking, if only there were a sauna downstairs so I could sweat out this chili

Bronwyn Isaac | May 13, 2016 - 8:00 pm

What Counts As Incest? This Mom/Son Pair Don’t Know, So Let’s Review

People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 14, 2016 - 12:19 pm

Before You Hate On Salad Cakes, Hear Me Out

Maybe this is the salad we’ve deserved all along.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 5, 2016 - 11:05 am

Woman Ordered Photos Of Her Ghost Daughter To Cover Up Murder

Sometimes the story of a crime is so surreal it sounds more like the plot of an arthouse film than an actual violent crime.

Bronwyn Isaac | April 1, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Netflix Has Been Lying To You About Capping Your Data

But they’re trying to fix it.

Danielle Henderson | March 25, 2016 - 2:30 pm
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