Posts tagged "wtf"

CNN Suspends Correspondent For “Editorializing” By Expressing Sympathy Towards Syrian Refugees

But but but what about Don Lemon, who editorializes by saying something dumb as fuck every time he opens his mouth?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 20, 2015 - 1:35 pm

Here’s Your Very Confusing 2015 Thanksgiving Day Parade Lineup

The lineup for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (and for the love of all that is good in this world, please do not call it the “Macy’s Day Parade”):

Rebecca Vipond Brink | November 2, 2015 - 5:30 pm

If The Swedish Chef Sang Sia’s “Chandelier”

I was in kind of a bad mood until my bestie sent me this video, featuring an internet personality type person named Brock Baker dressed as the Swedish Chef and singing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

This Is What Happens When You Mistake Builders’ Foam For Hair Mousse

Builders’ foam is used by handymen and carpenters and people like Ty Pennington to fix leaks, fill gaps and hold things together, like a sort of cement-like glue. Mousse is…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 30, 2015 - 10:00 am

8-Year-Old Girl Suspended For Wearing The Wrong Shade of Green

An eight-year-old girl was suspended by her public elementary school, Winslow Township No. 4, for wearing a shirt that was the wrong shade of green. The school’s dress

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 25, 2015 - 11:49 am

A Girl Had To Get Her Stomach Removed After A Celebratory Birthday Drink

Turning the legal drinking age should be a night for celebration, right? There’s a good chance you will end the night with your head in the toilet, but that’s nothing…

College Candy | September 18, 2015 - 4:15 pm

#TBT: The Time A Drunk, Handsy Letter U Groped Smokey Robinson On “Sesame Street”

Smokey Robinson & the Miracles’ “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” is maybe my most favorite song of all time. It so perfectly captures the heartbreaking frustration of loving…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 17, 2015 - 6:10 pm

It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!

Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2015 - 5:05 pm

The Frisky Investigates: Hey, Is This Raccoon OK?

To feed or not to feed raccoons — that is the question you never thought you’d have to ask yourself. But for the woman behind the ZOOSIELOVESCONCERTS YouTube channel the answer is as…

Lauren Vinopal | September 16, 2015 - 12:35 pm

Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son…

Bronwyn Isaac | September 3, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 2, 2015 - 4:36 pm

The Teletubbies Perform Die Antwoord’s “I Fink You Freaky” For Your Viewing Pleasure

Suddenly I understand why the Teletubbies ever existed.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 14, 2015 - 9:30 am

Plus-sized Leggings Advertisement Cramps Tiny Model In One Leg

What on earth is this about?

Bronwyn Isaac | August 7, 2015 - 1:30 pm

What’s The First Ronald McDonald Up To Now? Let This Lynchian Video Tell You

Happy Monday! Here’s a video of the first Ronald McDonald, updating us on what he’s been doing with his life. In a truly Lynchian profile from The Guardian, Joe Maggard…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | July 27, 2015 - 10:30 am

Dash Cam Video Of Sandra Bland’s Arrest Has Been Doctored

Last night, following the press conference in which authorities confirmed that Sandra Bland’s death is being investigated as a homicide, dash cam video of the traffic stop and arrest was

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 22, 2015 - 9:25 am
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