New Zealand Police Find $11 Million Of Cocaine In A Giant Sparkly Horse Head
You know, normal crime stuff.
These Parents Made Their Shitty Teenage Son Stay In A Tent, Because Teenagers Can Be Monsters
Teenagers are horrible monsters we let survive out of sheer fear and a tiny slice of empathy.
Nightmares Are Real: 20,000 Bees Chased This Car For Two Days
Dude, where’s my car? Oh, there it is, being chased by a swarm of 20,000 bees! Joking aside, this actually happened to someone and that must have been fucking terrifying.
There Is Now A Burger King Spa For Those Looking To Sweat Out More Meat
Have you ever found yourself sitting under the fluorescent lights of a fast food restaurant thinking, if only there were a sauna downstairs so I could sweat out this chili…
Taking Photos Up Women’s Skirts Is Finally Not Something NYC Is Playing Around With Anymore
This creepy and invasive epidemic is sadly still ignored and considered legal in much of America.
What Counts As Incest? This Mom/Son Pair Don’t Know, So Let’s Review
People with “genetic sexual attraction” who pursue that attraction through “incredible and mind-blowing” sex are taking things to the next level. That level is called INCEST.
Before You Hate On Salad Cakes, Hear Me Out
Maybe this is the salad we’ve deserved all along.
Woman Ordered Photos Of Her Ghost Daughter To Cover Up Murder
Sometimes the story of a crime is so surreal it sounds more like the plot of an arthouse film than an actual violent crime.
Netflix Has Been Lying To You About Capping Your Data
But they’re trying to fix it.
Madonna Got In Trouble For Putting Fake ‘No Parking’ Signs On Her Block
I kind of assumed she just rented limos, so maybe this somehow humanizes her?
Mariah Carey’s New Manager Is Tearing Her Squad Apart
As messy and horrific as this all sounds, it’s probably going to make for some riveting television.