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The Gift Of Giving, Courtesy Of Amy Winehouse

Need just the right card to express your emotions on your cousin’s trip to rehab? Amy Winehouse has your back. The Sun is reporting that Winehouse is coming out with a line of gift wrap and greeting cards using her famous lyrics. (That’s a fake mock up card, to the left. )I guess that just because she’s on permanent vacay down in St. Lucia doesn’t mean her “people” can’t make money off of her—Amy’s publishers are rolling out “Rehab” wrapping paper (the song chorus will be printed continuously) followed by “Back To Black” and “You Know I’m No Good” greetings cards. Her publishers are claiming: “The Amy-branded cards are classy too. ‘You Know I’m No Good’ is best for heartfelt apologies and ‘Back To Black,’ with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement.” Now, who the hell will actually buy them? Those with friends currently doing a stint in rehab? [The Sun] Keep reading »

Ron Jeremy: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Ron Jeremy wants to give you a present! The self-proclaimed “Hardest [Working] Man in Showbiz” is giving you a few inches more than he’s given to over 4,000 women — that’s 17″ x 24″, to be exact. The gifted actor is featured on $6 wrapping paper. This has got to be the least classy thing the porn king has ever done. Ron is pictured on the paper, fully clothed, along with the slogan, “From one big prick to another!” (Well, there goes the line you were going to use in the card.) We think the question mark pattern behind him says it all. Seriously. Wrapping paper, Ron? What will he think of next. [Nerd Approved]

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