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13 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Won’t Get You Laid

Ami AngelowiczFebruary 13, 2012 //
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
Valentine's Day Gifts That Won't Get You Laid
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Give the lady the wrong Valentine’s Day gift and she won’t be so excited to open her heart (or her legs) for you. Even if you do love her “from top to bottom,” we urge you not to buy her this roll of toilet paper. Here are some more gifts that are not going to get her romantic juices flowing. [Just Paper Roses]

Holiday Gift Guide: 11 Presents That Won’t Get You Laid

Ami AngelowiczDecember 15, 2011 //
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
Presents That Won't Get You Laid
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If your lady wants to run to the bedroom immediately after unwrapping your present (meaning your holiday gift, not the present in your pants), she probably liked it. For post-gift sex indicates that your present was thoughtful, touching, meaningful, and impressive. These gifts will not inspire any sort of arousal. If you hope to get laid this holiday season, you may want to avoid slipping these gifts under the tree.

19 (More) Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid

Ami AngelowiczOctober 20, 2011 //
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After a thorough inspection of available costumes for men, I have come to the conclusion that the Halloween industry is conspiring to sabotage dudes’ chances of getting laid. There are just so, so many horribly unsexy Halloween costumes for men. We’ve showed you a bunch in the past, but believe it or not, there are more. Last time I checked, Spam was about as far from an aphrodisiac as you could get. But this is hardly the worst offender. Keep on clicking to see even more Halloween costumes that will guarantee you a sexless Halloween.

18 (More) Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Lady Laid On Halloween

Ami AngelowiczOctober 12, 2011 //
Unsexy Costumes
These unsexy costumes won't get a lady laid on Halloween. 13 Photos »
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These Halloween costumes definitely won't get you laid. 22 Photos »
WTF Sexy
These costumes are sexy in a WTF kind of way. 11 Photos »
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If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw up your chances of getting laid this Halloween with an unsexy costume like this turkey suit. Wear it, and you’re just begging to be asked if you gobble at the height of passion. Do yourself a favor and save the turkey for Thanksgiving. Click on through for more Halloween costumes that will scare off potential suitors faster than you can say “boo!”

17 Sex Euphemisms That Won’t Get You Laid

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 1, 2011 //

You want to get laid? Congratulations! Most of us do! Should you be in the market for sex with a lady, there are polite ways to inform your potential partner of your amorous desires and totally inappropriate ways to do so. Using an improper sex euphemism can kill her mood faster than you can say “bumping uglies.” After the jump, some unapproved sex euphemisms that won’t lead to porking boning the horizontal polka sexual intercourse.

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