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15 Christmas Gifts That Won’t Get A Guy Laid

Guys, I know picking out a Christmas gift for your lady (if she hasn’t told you exactly, specifically what she wants) is no easy feat. There are so many options…

Ami Angelowicz | December 10, 2012 - 9:00 am

19 Hats That Will Not Get A Dude Laid

“Spectacular Sea Hats” as Buzzfeed calls them, would not be so spectacular should this man, say, want to woo a lady. Or get her in the sack. Let’s face it,…

Ami Angelowicz | July 20, 2012 - 9:00 am

11 Lingerie Looks That Won’t Get You Laid

Just say no to lingerie that accomplishes the opposite of its intended effect. Like this Psychic Friends Network look that debuted at at Tokyo’s Bunka Fashion College lingerie design competition. My…

Ami Angelowicz | May 31, 2012 - 11:00 am

13 Valentine’s Day Gifts That Won’t Get You Laid

Give the lady the wrong Valentine’s Day gift and she won’t be so excited to open her heart (or her legs) for you. Even if you do love her “from…

Ami Angelowicz | February 13, 2012 - 11:00 am

Holiday Gift Guide: 11 Presents That Won’t Get You Laid

If your lady wants to run to the bedroom immediately after unwrapping your present (meaning your holiday gift, not the present in your pants), she probably liked it. For post-gift…

Ami Angelowicz | December 15, 2011 - 9:00 am

19 (More) Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid

After a thorough inspection of available costumes for men, I have come to the conclusion that the Halloween industry is conspiring to sabotage dudes’ chances of getting laid. There are…

Ami Angelowicz | October 20, 2011 - 9:00 am

18 (More) Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Lady Laid On Halloween

If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw…

Ami Angelowicz | October 12, 2011 - 3:00 pm

17 Sex Euphemisms That Won’t Get You Laid

You want to get laid? Congratulations! Most of us do! Should you be in the market for sex with a lady, there are polite ways to inform your potential partner…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 1, 2011 - 3:00 pm