God, life can get so messy when you witness a murder, am I right? Follow Alison and Andrew as they attempt to escape two violent killers via the Witness Protection Program. Well, sort of. This is why hipsters should never, ever, get involved with murder. Like, ever. [YouTube]…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.