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Hitched: Getting Through The Rough Patches

Amy & Will Grief
The five stages of grief over Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's breakup. Read More »

I woke up last Sunday morning — well, I don’t know that I was truly awake, but at least I wasn’t in bed any more — and stumbled to the kitchen for a giant glass of water with which to defuzz my thoroughly whiskey-fied mouth. In my hangover haze, I glanced across the living room to the coffee table, which held two empty glasses and a piece of old mail with my late-night scrawl on the back. It was a playlist.

We’d started with Darius Rucker’s new single, “True Believers,” because Patrick and I are true believers in pop country music. Now we are, anyways — I used to have more than a little detached irony mixed in with my Kenny Chesney appreciation, but that’s long since disappeared over the years of my relationship with Patrick, whose genuine love for the genre is both charming and contagious.

It’s becoming something of a tradition for the two of us: we spend a Saturday evening hanging out at the bar with a group of Austin feminists and allies that meet monthly to shore up our belief in the world being a livable place, and then we come home, drink whiskey on the rocks and watch music videos for hours. We sing along. We dance with each other. We trade stories about where we were when this or that song was popular. We debate the musical merits of the Zack Brown Band as musical successor to Jimmy Buffet. Keep reading »

The 5 Stages Of Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Breakup Grief

Where were you when you heard Amy Poehler and Will Arnett were breaking up? I was absentmindedly checking my Facebook, when all of a sudden everyone in my feed started posting NOOOOO! and There’s no hope for any of us! and Love is a crock of shit! We weren’t just being melodramatic (no, never!): Amy and Will really made it seem like two smart, funny people could find each other and make stupid cute big serious babies. Can you blame us for feeling like the rug — the way we understood the world! — has been pulled out from underneath us?

Fortunately we have a map for our grief. Back in the late ’60s, psychologist Elizabeth Kubler-Ross wrote a book called On Death and Dying, which analyzed the five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance. I think you might recognize some of them in the way we’re coping with the Arnett-Poehler breakup…

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Amy Poehler and Will Arnett
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"Robsten" Grief
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Abel Arnett Rules
Amy and Will's ginger-haired son is our favorite Hollywood baby. Read More »

Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are Separating

What Makes Will Cry
Amy reveals what makes Will Arnett cry. Read More »
Abel Arnett Rules
Amy and Will's ginger-haired son is our favorite Hollywood baby. Read More »
Meet Abel Arnett
The son of Will and Amy Poehler is awesome. Read More »
Amy's Makeup Advice
Amy Poehler advises a girl whose dad won't allow her to wear makeup. Read More »
  • NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed to Us Weekly that they are separating after nine years of marriage. They have two big serious babies together, Abel and Archie Arnett. Our faith in love’s endurance is forever shattered. If these two crazy kids can’t make it, who can? I guess this means the blind item from Dlisted a few weeks ago is actually true.  [BuzzFeed]
  • Missed the MTV Video Music Awards last night?  Here’s who won in every category. It looks like Chris Brown (ugh) was the big winner of the night. [Socialite Life]
  • The new face of Bobbi Brown Cosmetics is none other than our favorite ex-Scientologist. [Betty Confidential]

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Amy Poehler Reveals What Makes Will Arnett Cry

Amy's Very Bad Day
Amy Poehler is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Read More »
Amy's Speech
Amy Poehler proves, once again, why she rocks. Read More »
Meet Abel Arnett
The son of Will and Amy Poehler is awesome. Read More »
Crying Husbands And The Wizard Of Oz

Amy Poeher, comedy goddess that she is, can’t not say funny stuff at all times. During a recent talk at the 92nd Street Y, Poehler answered a few questions from Tumblr users, like “What makes Will Arnett cry?” and “What’s the first time you remember making people laugh?” Also, Poehler recommends we all make out to the new Usher song “Climax,” which she guarantees will be a future strlp club hit. No doubt.

Abel Arnett Continues His Reign As My Favorite Celebrity Baby

Meet Abel Arnett
The son of Will and Amy Poehler is awesome. Read More »
Harper's A Cutie!
Victoria and David's baby girl sticks her tongue out. Read More »

When I see a photo of Abel Arnett, the adorrrrrable son of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, all I can think of is that scene from “So I Married An Axe Murderer,” where Mike Myers plays the old Scottish dad. “I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick. That’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid. Has it’s own weather system. Heeeeed, moooooooooove! I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts!” I don’t mean this in a negative way of course; Abel is just a big ol’ ginger Benjamin Button baby and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

Abel Arnett: My New Favorite Celebrity Baby!

Meet Abel Arnett, the young son of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. I am totally in love with his chubby little belly and fat little hands and swirl of ginger hair. He’s like a little old Irish man in a baby’s body, like a Benjamin O’Button. Ugh, my ovaries can’t handle it.

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