Posts tagged "wii"

Stripping, Spanking, Girls Kissing: It’s A New Wii Game

Sex and video games are two of God’s greatest inventions, so it’s only natural they’d come together. As you can see in this NSFW commercial, WeDare is a silly-looking game in which friends/random geeks strip, spank and kiss at the direction of the Wii. You know, like Truth Or Dare but way more expensive.

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 28, 2011

Wii Sex Toy, More Like Weeeeee!

Forget Epic Mickey and Super Mario Galaxy, the Mojowijo Wii Vibrator is the funnest reason to get the wand gaming system. Thanks to choice attachments, Mojowijo is designed for both men and women. Plus, it promises totally customizable vibes, so no more finding the right setting, speed, or fighting battery power. Your sexy time partner…

By: Simcha / September 27, 2010

“The Bachelor: The Video Game” Might Be The Funniest Thing Wii Ever Did

Major LOLZ at whoever decided it was a good plan to make The Bachelor: The Video Game, which comes out in July. Not only can you learn to cook, work out, and go bowling with the Wii—now you can also date! More accurately, you can “experience the drama of dating” with handy avatars of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 18, 2010

Brilliant Gift Idea: Ballet—Wii-Style!

No, I was never one of those little girls being dropped off in her little pink tutu for ballet class—hell, I couldn’t even hack it in the “dance” portion of gymnastics, and my sister and I bailed on the class right before it was time to for my mother to pay for our recital get-ups.

By: Nina Carbone / December 8, 2009

Who’s Gonna Play A Fashion Video Game?

Fashion Week won’t roll around again until next September, but the people over at 505 Games are hard at work on a video game that simulates the experience for peasants like us who won’t be sitting front row inside those hallowed tents. With a little help from IMG and uber-famous makeup artist Pat McGrath, 505…

By: Lily Q / May 21, 2009

Video Games: Chick Flicks Get Played

The triumvirate of teen queen movies: Pretty In Pink, Mean Girls, and Clueless — are all getting remade into Broadway musicals. Sike! Although we’re sure some of the score will be watered down into electronic bleeps, they’re actually turning the dramas into full on games. Paramount Pictures, who owns all the movies, is creating digital…

By: Simcha / July 25, 2008

Wii Game “Pong Toss,” Alcohol Not Included

Beer Pong, Pong, Beirut. Just a few names for that ever-popular drinking game consisting of plastic Solo cups, beer, and pong balls. Anyone who has ever played will inform you that the point of the game is not only to win but to increase your overall level of intoxication, as well. Due to the level…

By: The Frisky / July 9, 2008

Crave (For Him): Wiimotes Around His Wrists

The Wii is the one video game system in my apartment that I can stand, because the games are basic enough for me to play and the sound effects don’t give me a headache. These cuff links are really cute and a fun little gift for the dude in your life that just can’t live…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 30, 2008

Coming Soon: Wii Strip!

When we heard the Wii was coming with its own aerobics/fitness program, we were kind of excited because it combined something we love (the TV!) with something we hate (fitness!). We haven’t started our Wii Fit routine yet, but there’s already something potentially more enticing on the way. A company called Peekaboo, which makes stripper…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 22, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Wii Chocolate, Another Dead Lover, and Chicago’s Busy Fridays

If you’re afraid your boyfriend loves his Wii more than he loves you, buy him these chocolates for Valentine’s Day. [Paul Pape Designs]
Not unlike yesterday’s story of animals in love, a 66-year-old woman lived for more than a year with her dead lover’s body decomposing in her house. Guess she didn’t watch that Desperate

By: Catherine Strawn / January 11, 2008