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Transgender Whole Foods Employee Sues For Harassment; BTW, Whole Foods Is A Terrible Place To Work

His coworkers referred to him as “it.” More »


Outrage After Whole Foods Puts Peeled Oranges In Plastic

Nathalie Gordon was browsing through a Whole Foods store when she spotted something odd: peeled oranges packaged in plastic containers. While the store might’ve thought the items were convenient for customers, Gordon had a different take. “If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn’t need to waste so much… More »


You May Be Able To Get A Tattoo At Whole Foods Soon, Like A True Rebel

Whole Foods doesn’t just want to be the place where you buy your ornamental kale and luxury asparagus water. They want to cater to all of your needs–you know, as a hip and happening millennial.

Thus, they are instituting a program at their new chain of 365 stores called “Friends of 365“–in which they partner with “independent… More »


10 Cheeses (With Pairings!) For Your National Cheese Lover’s Day Shopping List

BTW, Whole Foods have all of their organic cheeses at a 20 percent discount today. Get your cheesy butt over there! More »


The Mystery Of The Whole Foods Asparagus Water Has Been Solved (Sort Of?)

We are not satisfied with this explanation. More »


Don’t Let The New Budget Whole Foods Fool You, They Still Hate Poor People

Especially their employees! More »


I’m Really Sorry, But That Gawker Whole Foods/Katie Holmes Exposé Is Not As Exciting As It Seems

J.K. Trotter at Gawker’s Black Bag vertical did a very, very, very in-depth investigation of a claim from 2012 that Katie Holmes, living at the Chelsea Mercantile at the time, shortly after she left ex-spouse Tom Cruise, had a secret entrance to the Whole Foods that occupies the ground floor of the building. Paparazzi had… More »


Frisky Rant: On Whole Foods & Conspicuous Consumption Masquerading As Politics

When a Whole Foods opened at the end of my block, I couldn’t have been more excited. For months, I watched in anticipation as they converted what was once an old hospital into the superfoods superstore. I was excited—and then I was irritated, when I posted a status on Facebook celebrating opening day and the… More »


10 Types Of Customers You Meet While Working In The Whole Foods Bakery

There were a great many things that I enjoyed about working at Whole Foods, particularly in the bakery — not least of all the enthusiastic parents and excited kids, the repeat customers who considered me and my coworkers a sort of tangential social circle, and anyone who was psyched as fuck to get a free… More »


5 Life Lessons I Learned From Working At Whole Foods

I worked at Whole Foods for almost four years, the majority of which I spent in the bakery as a cake decorator in a fun, busy suburban store. It had some serious ups and downs and a variety of challenges that were unique to the company and their customer demographic. I’m glad I had the… More »


‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper,

I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice when there is someone hovering dangerously close behind me. I like my space while I decide what I’m going to fill my recycled carton with… More »


All-Natural Vinyl Is Now Available At Whole Foods

Southern California Whole Foods shoppers will now be able to stock up on fresh vinyl during their next grocery shopping trip. No, vinyl is not a new, leafy green hybrid that people are eating. I’m talking about records. Last week, the grocery store opened record stores in five of its 340 locations. While perusing the… More »


Everything Katie Holmes Is Eating Now That She’s Getting Divorced

Because I know you guys are looking for yet another angle from which to explore this whole Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise divorce mess, we give you Katie Holmes’ No Doubt Prescient Supermarket Purchases. Now that she’s out of the grips of TC, girl’s been going to the supermarket like it’s going out of business. She’s been… More »