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Every year, lovebirds Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows. Awww.
Yesterday, the happy couple chose a redneck wedding theme with pink lawn flamingos and an Elvis impersonator to perform the “I do’s.” Seal sported a Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, circa “Achy Breaky Heart,” with a plaid cut-off shirt. And Heidi looked cuter than a Little Debbie Swiss Roll slice served with a toothpick, all dressed up and preggers in her white lace gown and beaded cornrows. The dress code alone makes us wish we were invited so we could bust out our awesomest fashion items!
To honor those lowbrow babes who make cheap look rich, here are our top 10 recession-friendly faves. Keep reading »
Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday with a “white trash” themed party on Friday. She reportedly wore Daisy Dukes, platform flip-flops and a bathing suit. A fake tattoo around her belly button completed her trailer ensemble. Dad Joe wore a cut-off muscle shirt with a mullet wig. And Jessica wore a leopard print dress that showed off her ample bosom. Since partygoers were encouraged to also come in costume, we started thinking of celebrities that would fit in their normal attire. Peep the list after the jump. [DListed] Keep reading »