Posts tagged "white house"

The White House Finally Responds To The Petition To Deport Justin Bieber (Sort Of)

For years, the American people have bled, died and fought to survive under a terrible reign. Our government finally had the opportunity to do something about this menace from the north ... and they messed it up. Yes, the White House has responded to the official We The People petition to deport Justi…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 21, 2014

Sunny Obama Is Pooping All Over The White House

Sure, Syria might have released chemical weapons on its own people this week.  BUT I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE'S NEW PUPPY GAAAAAAH!  Here's President Obama in an exclusive interview with CNN, talking about the new puppy Sunny (a Portuguese water dog like their four-year-old dog, Bo) and her accidents around the…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 25, 2013

Meet The Newest Member Of The First Family, Sunny Obama!

Bo has a sister! The White House announced on Monday that they have added a furry new friend to their brood, a female puppy named Sunny! A Portuguese water dog just like Bo, Sunny was born in Michigan in June and, said the White House, "is the perfect little sister for Bo – full of energy…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 20, 2013

Sign The Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” Our New National Anthem

"We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show,…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 7, 2013

Big Bird & Michelle Obama Talk Healthy Snacks

Big Bird flew up from Sesame Street to help Michelle Obama hunt for healthy snacks in the White House kitchen as part of her Let's Move! campaign. Another video about how much fun (?) it is to exercise, after the jump...
By: Jessica Wakeman / February 24, 2013

The White House Is Sick Of Your Joke Petitions, Quadruples The Number Of Signatures Required For An Official Response

Attention, American public: The White House has seen your petitions about building a Death Star, investigating the feasibility of building the Enterprise, and giving each state an official Pokémon. In one case they even responded in a particularly awesome way. But now they have another message for you: Cut it out,…
By: The Mary Sue / January 16, 2013

The White House Response To A Petition To Build A Death Star Is The Best Thing Ever

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons: The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it. The Administration does not support blowing…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2013

Woman In The White House

As if Sheryl Crow couldn’t get any more badass. Growing up to the tunes of "Soak Up the Sun" and "If It Makes You Happy," I'm pretty psyched about Crow's newly released song, “Woman In The White House.” After endorsing Obama back in 2008, Crow thinks that “after 230-something years of waiting [for a woma…
By: Daley Quinn / November 15, 2012

What It Would Cost You To Buy The White House

Say you wanted to buy the White House -- just how much money might you need? According to the latest estimate, you'd need $284.9 million dollars. That's up nearly $5 million more than it was worth four years ago. But if you buy the White House, what are you getting, exactly?
By: Julie Gerstein / November 5, 2012

Women Are Turned On By The Eiffel Tower, Men By The White House

Fun with data about sexual fantasies! A new survey found that 33 percent of American women have had a sexual fantasy which took place at the Eiffel Tower. Can you blame them? It's a sexy structure. Fun fact: Some woman was so taken with the the Eiffel Tower that she married it. Her name…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 9, 2012

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Go To The White House

Yes, Brad and Angelina are Hollywood royalty, but it looks to me like they might just have some political connections as well. The gorgeous couple stopped by the White House this week, while in town for the D.C. fête of Angelina's new film, In the Land of Blood and Honey. Apparently, Obama extended the invitatio…
By: Rachel Krause / January 13, 2012

Common Reads Poetry At The White House, Sarah Palin Whines About It

Sarah Palin, the mother of the world's most famous plastic surgery laden, reality show-starring teen mom, pitched a fit this week because First Lady Michelle Obama invited the hip hop artist/actor/poet, Common, to perform poetry at the White House. See, some of Common's lyrics are not as G-rated as everything the…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 12, 2011

Just Who Is This Social Secretary?

According to the NY Times Style section, Desirée Rogers is changing the face of her position as White House social secretary. But as part of the Obama camp, that shouldn't be surprising. On paper, she's supposed to schedule the social events for the President and First Lady, as well as organize the annual White…
By: Bianca Posterli / December 7, 2009

“Iron Chef America” Heads To The White House

The Food Network announced this week that it will air a two-hour "Super Chef Special" of "Iron Chef America," which will feature First Lady Michelle Obama, White House Executive Chef Cristeta Comerford, and the White House Kitchen Garden. On Jan. 3, celebrity chefs Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, and Emeril Lagasse will be greeted…
By: Annika Harris / November 6, 2009

Quickie: Kal Penn Goes to Washington

Actor Kal Penn of "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" has left the show House for the White House and starts his new job this week. Now before you go on laughing at the funnyman, this UCLA grad and UPenn professor is more than qualified. He will be stepping in as the Associate Director…
By: Deborah Findling / July 9, 2009

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Even the White House is getting into the Irish spirit. The fountain in front of the President's house is green today! UPDATE: This is the first year the White House fountain has been dyed green, and it was Michelle Obama's idea. She wanted to bring a little bit of Chicago tradition (they dye the river…
By: Catherine Strawn / March 17, 2009

The Daily Squeeze: A Strange Acne Treatment, Ed Westwick For K-Swiss, And The White House Move-In

Some women in Cambodia are supposedly using the lubricant from Number One Plus condoms to shrink their zits. We can only imagine how they discovered this was an effective treatment. [BellaSugar] Soon, we will get to see even more of "Gossip Girl"'s Chuck Bass, because Ed Westwick has signed a deal to be…
By: Catherine Strawn / November 6, 2008