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The White House Wants You To Sign A United State Of Women Pledge Ahead Of Its Gender Equality Summit

“There’s a lot that’s been done by and for women and girls, but there’s still plenty to do.” More »


Kerry Washington Is Pregnant With Her Second Child, & Fans Are Having Feelings About It

As you can expect, fans of Washington had their own feelings about the newly fertilized fetus, ranging from ecstatic for the familial addition, to entitled for more details (the public owns her after all). More »


Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Dies At Age 94

Former first lady of the United States, Nancy Reagan née Nancy Davis has died, according to a spokeswoman with the Reagan Library. She was 94 years old.

Her cause of death was congestive heart failure. Mrs. Reagan will be buried at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California next to the… More »


President Obama To Star In Next Episode Of Seinfeld’s Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee

“Growing up in the ’60s, my kid dream was always to be an astronaut,” Seinfeld said, “Doing a comedy show with President Obama in and around the White House felt like going into space.” More »


Reminder: The First Family Will Never Be This Cool Again

When we’re all living in a police state under the oppressive thumb of a presidency that wants to make America great or whatever, remeber the goddamn Obamas. Appreciate them now, while you still can. More »


Baby Dressed As Pope Wins Best Costume Prize At White House Halloween Party

The Halloween celebration at the White House is an annual tradition that goes as far back as the Eisenhower administration. President Nixon was the first to host a family event and invite large groups of children and their parents. Maybe that’s the only good thing he ever did. So, thanks Nixon for that!

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Everyone Calm Down, The Catholic Church Is Still Sexist And Homophobic

Conservative pundits were concerned that a reception for Pope Francis was intended to “embarrass” him because – oh no – there were religious leaders who were gay, transgender, and supportive of the Affordable Care Act despite its birth control mandate. Mike Huckabee even said that “welcoming a pro-life, pro-marriage leader at the White House with a crowdMore »


The Petition To Investigate Murders Of Trans Women Of Color Is Approaching Its Deadline

The petition needed 100,000 signatures and it’s only gathered 5,000 – make sure to sign it today. More »


Search “N*gga House” In Google Maps And You’ll Be Directed To The White House

Type the words “nigga house” right now in Google maps. What are your findings?

Some of my Facebook friends have been sharing posts with their search results and, well, it is a bit disturbing. It seems that the White House pops up whenever you enter “nigga house” into a Google Maps… More »


The White House Finally Responds To The Petition To Deport Justin Bieber (Sort Of)

For years, the American people have bled, died and fought to survive under a terrible reign. Our government finally had the opportunity to do something about this menace from the north … and they messed it up.

Yes, the White House has responded to the official We The People petition to deport JustinMore »


Sunny Obama Is Pooping All Over The White House

Sure, Syria might have released chemical weapons on its own people this week.  BUT I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S NEW PUPPY GAAAAAAH!  Here’s President Obama in an exclusive interview with CNN, talking about the new puppy Sunny (a Portuguese water dog like their four-year-old dog, Bo) and her accidents around the White House. More »


Meet The Newest Member Of The First Family, Sunny Obama!

Bo has a sister! The White House announced on Monday that they have added a furry new friend to their brood, a female puppy named Sunny! A Portuguese water dog just like Bo, Sunny was born in Michigan in June and, said the White House, “is the perfect little sister for Bo – full of energy… More »


Sign The Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” Our New National Anthem

“We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show,… More »


Big Bird & Michelle Obama Talk Healthy Snacks

Big Bird flew up from Sesame Street to help Michelle Obama hunt for healthy snacks in the White House kitchen as part of her Let’s Move! campaign.

Another video about how much fun (?) it is to exercise, after the jump… … More »


The White House Is Sick Of Your Joke Petitions, Quadruples The Number Of Signatures Required For An Official Response

Attention, American public: The White House has seen your petitions about building a Death Starinvestigating the feasibility of building the Enterprise, and giving each state an official Pokémon. In one case they even responded in a particularly awesome way. But now they have another message for you: Cut it out, guys. It’s getting tired.

To that… More »


The White House Response To A Petition To Build A Death Star Is The Best Thing Ever

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
The Administration does not… More »


Woman In The White House

As if Sheryl Crow couldn’t get any more badass. Growing up to the tunes of “Soak Up the Sun” and “If It Makes You Happy,” I’m pretty psyched about Crow’s newly released song, “Woman In The White House.”

After endorsing Obama back in 2008, Crow thinks that “after 230-something years of waiting [for… More »


What It Would Cost You To Buy The White House

Say you wanted to buy the White House — just how much money might you need? According to the latest estimate, you’d need $284.9 million dollars. That’s up nearly $5 million more than it was worth four years ago.

But if you buy the White House, what are you getting, exactly? … More »


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