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The White House Finally Responds To The Petition To Deport Justin Bieber (Sort Of)

White House “Deport Justin Bieber” Petition Gains 100,000 Dis-Beliebing Signatures

For years, the American people have bled, died and fought to survive under a terrible reign. Our government finally had the opportunity to do something about this menace from the north … and they messed it up.

Yes, the White House has responded to the official We The People petition to deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card. Despite 270,000 signatures, their answer was “no comment.”  Keep reading »

Sunny Obama Is Pooping All Over The White House

Meet Sunny Obama
Meet The Newest Addition To The First Family, Sunny Obama!
The newest member of the First Family is one-year-old. Read More »
Bo, The First Puppy
Meet Bo, the First Puppy of the White House. Read More »
Bo's Christmas Card
President Obama's Christmas card photo
Bo appeared in the Obama's Xmas card ... and Sarah Palin complained. Read More »
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White House Puppy Training

Sure, Syria might have released chemical weapons on its own people this week.  BUT I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE’S NEW PUPPY GAAAAAAH!  Here’s President Obama in an exclusive interview with CNN, talking about the new puppy Sunny (a Portuguese water dog like their four-year-old dog, Bo) and her accidents around the White House. Don’t worry, Hillary. They’ll be cleaned up by 2016. [Huffington Post]

Meet The Newest Member Of The First Family, Sunny Obama!

Meet The Newest Addition To The First Family, Sunny Obama!

Bo has a sister! The White House announced on Monday that they have added a furry new friend to their brood, a female puppy named Sunny! A Portuguese water dog just like Bo, Sunny was born in Michigan in June and, said the White House, ”is the perfect little sister for Bo – full of energy and very affectionate – and the First Family picked her name because it fit her cheerful personality.” Check out an adooooorable video of Sunny and Bo frolicking on the White House lawn after the jump! [White House] Keep reading »

Sign The Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” Our New National Anthem

Death Star Petition
The White House refuses to build a death star--here's why. Read More »
JGL Does R. Kelly
Worlds be colliding! Read More »
National Anthem Flub
Christina Aguilera flubs the national anthem. Read More »

“We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and–perhaps most importantly–that ’round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become.”

––This is the actual text of a petition to the Obama Administration to change the national anthem to R. Kelly’s 2003 hit “Ignition (Remix).” Only 95,000 more signatures are needed to guarantee an official response from the White House. Let’s do this. [Whitehouse via Buzzfeed]

Big Bird & Michelle Obama Talk Healthy Snacks

Michelle's Midlife Crisis
The First Lady said she got bangs because she's having a midlife crisis. Read More »
Shut Up, Karl
karl lagerfeld michelle obama bangs
Karl Lagerfeld harrumphs at the First Lady's hairdo. Read More »
Watch The Obamas Dance
Jennifer Hudson serenaded the first couple to an Al Green song. Read More »
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"Sesame Street" In The White House

Big Bird flew up from Sesame Street to help Michelle Obama hunt for healthy snacks in the White House kitchen as part of her Let’s Move! campaign.

Another video about how much fun (?) it is to exercise, after the jump… Keep reading »

The White House Is Sick Of Your Joke Petitions, Quadruples The Number Of Signatures Required For An Official Response

Attention, American public: The White House has seen your petitions about building a Death Starinvestigating the feasibility of building the Enterprise, and giving each state an official Pokémon. In one case they even responded in a particularly awesome way. But now they have another message for you: Cut it out, guys. It’s getting tired.

To that end, We the People—whitehouse.gov’s official petition site–is upping the number of signatures required for an official White House response from 25,000 to 100,000. Read more…

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