Archeologists digging around the Gobi Desert recently found two Oviraptor fossils who appeared to have been killed immediately after making sweet sweet dinosaur love. They were apparently killed by a collapsing sand dune that covered their naked dinosaur bodies and preserved them forever only to have idiots like us get all verklempt about their romantic… READ MORE »

Love & Sex

Twitter’s #WhatToSayAfterSex hashtag is chock full of stupid/awful/offensive/misogynist post-sex one-liners. But there were a few that impressed me. Such as “That was amazing. It [was] like a wild leopard on acid on a roller coaster made of sweets.” Wow. If someone said that to me, I might propose right then and there. Actually, I had no… READ MORE »