If there’s one thing I’ve learned about whale semen, it’s that if you Tweet about it, you get … crickets.
“HAHA, ASSIGNED TO CONDITION MY HAIR WITH WHALE SEMEN!” I wrote to my unwitting public (of, like, 140 followers).
Nothing. No one wants to hear about that. But they should! Because whale sperm…
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.