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We’re Breaking Up: Poopy Peeping Tom Who Hid Inside A Septic Tank

Hiding In A Port-A-Potty
Peeping Tom at a yoga festival hid inside a Port-A-Potty. Read More »
Webcam Pervs
Hackers watching you - girl on computer
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Digital Peeping Toms
Why do people watch peeping tom videos that are illegally filmed? Read More »

Dear Kenneth Webster Enlow,

Now, I do love a man who goes after what he wants. Initiative is hot! Motivation is sexy! The problem, though, is that  you wanted to be a peeping tom inside a septic tank in the women’s restroom at a public park. Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Was Arrested For Having Sex While Driving Drunk

Breaking Up: Racist Tweets
Todd Kincannon
He tweeted racist remarks about Trayvon Martin during the Super Bowl. Read More »
Breaking Up: Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Breaking Up: Ice Cream
This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »

Dear Luis Briones,

You just got arrested in New Mexico after crashing your car. Police could tell pretty quickly you were driving drunk, which is already a dealbreaker, but it quickly became apparent that something else had contributed to your little “accident.” Maybe it was because you were found hiding in a cactus(?!) wearing only one shoe and had your shorts on inside out, or maybe it’s because your female passenger was totally naked, but you eventually got busted for not only driving under the influence, but having sex while driving under the influence. While a small part of me is impressed by your ability to multitask, a much larger part of me is disgusted by your complete disregard for other people’s safety.

I think it’s safe to say: we’re breaking up.

No longer yours,
Winona

[Huffington Post]

We’re Breaking Up: Grown Man Gets Stuck In McDonald’s High Chair, Must Be Rescued By Police

Breaking Up: Ice Cream
This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »
Breaking Up: Library
He's banned from all libraries on earth. Read More »
Breaking Up: Crisco
He took meth and lathered up his naked body with Crisco. Read More »

Dear Dude,

Well, you really screwed this one up. You thought it’d be sooooo funny to pretend to be a baby and get in a McDonald’s-provided high chair? But you didn’t count on getting stuck in there, did you?

Cork, Ireland, police were rushed to the scene, and had to pry you out of the high chair. And dude, you were there all by yourself. Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Won’t Share His Ice Cream

Breaking Up: Library
He's banned from all libraries on earth. Read More »
Breaking Up: Ambulance
He humped an ambulance and set a pack of peanuts on fire. Read More »
Breaking Up: Crisco
He took meth and lathered up his naked body with Crisco. Read More »
We're Breaking Up
Worst boyfriend refuses to share ice cream

Dear Ice Cream Hog,

I am dumping you on behalf of your girlfriend, on behalf of all the women in the world. After being caught on camera at the  Magic vs. Pacers game on Sunday game, refusing to give your girlfriend a bite of your mint chocolate chip ice cream, I think it’s safe to say that you are the new poster boy for boyfriend selfishness. Smart men know that when it comes to women and their sweet tooth, you don’t play hard to get. You serve it up when it’s needed and don’t ask any questions. Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Man Banned From All Libraries On The Face Of The Earth

Breaking Up: Ambulance
He humped an ambulance and set a pack of peanuts on fire. Read More »
Breaking Up: Racist Tweets
Todd Kincannon
He tweeted racist remarks about Trayvon Martin during the Super Bowl. Read More »
Breaking Up: Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »

Dear Tyree Carter,

You’ve really done it this time. When you started spending a lot of time at the library, I was excited. I thought you were showing me you cared by putting in effort to job hunt and become more literate. I thought that all of our discussions about how I would be more sexually attracted to you if you “read a book once in a while and brought home a paycheck” had not fallen on deaf ears.

Tyree, I was wrong. You played me for a fool. Keep reading »

Accused Rapist Meets Women On Christian Dating Site

sean patrick banks

Look, I’m not the world’s most observant Christian. But even I attended enough Sunday school to know that God would totally have said “Thou shalt not rape” had there been room on those tablets for an 11th commandment.

Which is why I feel confident saying that Sean Patrick Banks, 37, of Del Mar, California, who is accused of raping a woman he met on the Christian dating site Christian Mingle, is crappy Christian.  Keep reading »

Anti-Rape Panties
We're loving how activists spoofed Victoria's Secret with these panties. Read More »
I Was Raped
An account of sexual assault at Amherst College. Read More »
Date Rape PSA
date rape poster
This date rape PSA has been accused of blaming the victim. Read More »
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