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We’re Breaking Up: Republican Who Tweeted Racist Remarks About Trayvon Martin During The Super Bowl

Dear Todd Kincannon,

I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but we’re breaking up. You’re the former executive director of the your state’s Republican Party. I can…

Jessica Wakeman | February 5, 2013 - 1:20 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Guy Who Had Sex With A Snowman And Got Frostbite

Dear Kenneth Guillespie,

I hate to be the one to say this to you, but it’s time to get sober, buddy. You probably already know this, but it…

Ami Angelowicz | January 25, 2013 - 8:30 am

We’re Breaking Up: Woman Finds Ex-Boyfriend Living In Her Attic 12 Years After Their Breakup

The title of this post is somewhat of a misnomer because the South Carolina woman who discovered her ex-boyfriend had been living in her attic had already broken up with…

Jessica Wakeman | September 13, 2012 - 1:20 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Crocs President Who Claimed His Girlfriend Was Taylor Swift

Dear Darling George Boedecker,

I know you think you’re really super important as the founder of Crocs, the footwear of choice of obese Midwesterners and chef Mario Batali,…

Julie Gerstein | August 14, 2012 - 11:40 am

We’re Breaking Up: Man Who Took Meth And Lathered His Naked Body With Crisco

Dear Chad William Forber,

I’m sorry, but I can’t do this anymore. I’ve tried to accept your Crisco fetish. But there is only so much this woman can…

Ami Angelowicz | August 10, 2012 - 9:20 am

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Fathered 30 Kids

Oh, Desmond Hatchett, I thought what we had was special, but alas, so did 11 other women. The results of your smooth moves and shocking virility? You’ve fathered 30 children…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 21, 2012 - 3:20 pm

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Unearthed His Girlfriend’s Dead Chinchilla And Photographed It

Remember the name Raymond Williamson because you’re gonna want to steer clear of this guy romantically … or just in general. After a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, the 20-year-old…

Ami Angelowicz | May 10, 2012 - 10:40 am

We’re Breaking Up: The “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” T-Shirt

You’re wearing a “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” shirt? No. Just NO. [Sears.com] …

Jessica Wakeman | March 8, 2012 - 4:40 pm
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