Olivia Palermo totally called the paps on herself yesterday — there’s a whole series of shots of her just standing around on those super uncomfortable cobblestones in NYC’s Meatpacking District. She’s practically posing for the cameras. Like Paris Hilton, I cannot comprehend what her life must be like. Spa dates and beach vacations and buying shoes that cost more than our apartments. But whatever, I ain’t mad at it, because she totally works it. I mean, she always looks impeccable and photograph-ready, which, I suppose, is the point. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
You guys, big news: After a two year ban on pants, there has been a detente. I’m wearing pants today. Bright pink pants! This is huge. And now that I’m wearing pants, I’m seeing pants in a whole new exciting light. Take Mena Suvari’s pants — she wore these Thursday night to a Celebuzz party at the Chateau Marmont. Aren’t they fab? They’ve inspired a whole new level of pants-wearing aspiration! Seriously, this is a whole new world for me. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Man, don’t rain on Felicity. She’s already got enough problems, like Ben’s total disinterest in her, and Noel’s unrequited crush and what she’s gonna do with her hair. And how is she going to graduate from college on time when all she ever does is journal about Ben? Oh, whoops. That’s actually “Felicity” star Keri Russell, just grabbing a coffee in the rain? Well then, carry on.
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OKAY, EVERYONE, YOU GUYS CAN GO HOME NOW. CAREY’S GOT THIS.
I know doing a Well Played post about Heidi Klum on the beach is painfully predictable, like, “Oh really? Heidi Klum looked great at the beach? YOU DON’T SAY.” But this picture caught my eye because beach outfits and swimsuit cover-ups are always, always brightly colored floral prints, and then here’s Heidi chilling on the beach with her bodyguard boyfriend in this black and white striped Beetlejuice-y dress. It’s an unexpected choice, and it looks awesome. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
BLAAAAANG RAAAAAANG. Sorry, what? I just can’t contain my excitement about the new Sofia Coppola movie, which premiered at the Cannes Film Festival today. Tonight? Time zones, whatever! Emma Watson stars as Nikki, the role based off of real-life ringleader Alexis Neiers. (Unfamiliar with Alexis? Allow me to point you in the direction of the undisputed best moment in reality TV history.) Emma wore this super-cute Christopher Kane mini to the film’s photocall, and it is safe to say that she looks neither like Hermione Granger nor her “Bling Ring” character. She does, however, look fantastic.
Amy Poehler was a picture of perfection in her white and blue lace dress at the NBC Upfront Presentation this week. Paired with a bouncy curled bob, bold cobalt pumps, and a slightly mischievous smile, this look is just so Amy. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
In the midst of all this ongoing Johnny Depp/Amber Heard dramz, I’m always happy to see Vanessa Paradis show up somewhere looking like her badass, sexy-French-witch self, unconcerned with silly Johnny and his totally gratuitous, overdone accessories (nine scarves at once!). Here she is at a Chanel exhibition at the Palais de Tokyo in Paris, because of course. Her hair is so perfect. So. Damn. Perfect. Team Vanessa, alllllllll the way.
I can’t wear hats. I have a head the size of a middle school Civics classroom’s globe, and hats always look, uh, interesting on me. Consequently, I’m always covetous of people who can wear wide-brimmed hats and look totally amazing. Like, say, Florence Welch, seen here strolling in NYC with nary a care in her hat-covered head. That, plus the occult-ish, purple eye-designed coat, makes her the perfect modern witch. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Kim Kardashian’s airport outfits usually consist of 6-inch stiletto heels, stiff peplum tops, and leather pants so tight that if you look at them for too long you can get a sympathy yeast infection. She’s stuck to this formula even as her pregnancy has progressed, and she always looks so profoundly uncomfortable (and even a little sad?), tottering between terminals in spike heels. But today is a new day, my friends. Kim Kardashian wore this cute, comfy, breathable outfit to the airport. Leggings! A soft chambray shirt! Flat sandals! Is this proof that hell has frozen over? Maybe, but I don’t even care. She looks great. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]