Posts tagged "weird stuff"

10 Weird, Wacky And Totally Superfluous Things You Can Buy From The Lillian Vernon Catalog

When I was a kid, my mom always got the Lillian Vernon catalog. Because that was a million years ago, it was an actual paper catalog, and I used to peruse all the weird toys and products, begging my mom to buy me yet another sticker book, or a colored pencil set. While I’m not…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 31, 2012

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt bottle confused with your lube! [CVXN]…

By: Simcha / December 30, 2010

Finally, A Blanket As Soft As A ‘Gina

If you thought #3 on yesterday’s list of “Signs You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hoochie Mama” made you cringe, wait till you hear the name of this new line of blankets: Vagisoft. Shudder. And I’m not shuddering because it’s cold and I need a blanket. I mean Vagisoft sounds like the kinda thing you hide…

By: Simcha / November 19, 2010

The Eyes Of The Tiger

You know those stupid witty “My Eyes Are Up Here” T-shirts designed to make dudes feel like idiots for ogling our lady goods? Well, apparently one designer has gone the other way entirely, not only not whining about boob-staring, but kind of promoting the activity. Or at least that’s what we make of this tiger…

By: Lily Q / March 8, 2010

A Pillow For Lonely And Depressed People

If I were in the business of selling pillows that mold, adjust, and even “breathe” in tune with the person cuddling them, I think I would go for an upbeat message. “Having a pillow that is practically lifelike in its response is awesome and neato! Go out and get one and your life will…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2009