Posts tagged "weird sex"

7 Simple Ways To Tell A Girl That You Don’t Have A Penis

We can handle the truth. …

Lauren Vinopal | October 8, 2015 - 9:00 am

Dude With Alleged 19-Inch Penis Only Thinks He Has The Biggest Dick In The World

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the world’s largest penis, BUT I KNOW BETTER.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 4, 2015 - 1:30 pm

YouTube Star Cassandra Bankson Just Discovered She Has 2 Vaginas

Model Cassandra Bankson was best known for her popular YouTube beauty vlog, DiamondsAndHeels14, in which offered makeup tips for women with bad acne. But after today, that will be her second claim…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 30, 2015 - 5:05 pm

Couple Has Sex In The Ocean, Gets Stuck Together “Due To Suction”

I’ve never really understood the appeal or the logistics of having sex in the ocean, but now I genuinely have a reason to fear doing the deed in the sea:…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 17, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Halloween Costume Inspiration: Rosebudding

Yes, rosebudding. What can I say? I am a weirdo who thinks Halloween costumes based on grotesque sexual non-trends are hilarious! All this costume requires is as much rose-printed clothing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Woman Uses Potato As A Contraceptive, It Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina Instead

Listen, I’m totally supportive of a DIY lifestyle. You wanna make your own makeup and cleaning products from scratch? By all means! Got 30 new uses for old timey mason…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 3, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Brother & Sister Arrested For Having Sex In Church Parking Lot After Watching “The Notebook”

Nothing stokes the fires of romance like watching the “The Notebook” with your brother in a tractor trailer parked outside a church. That’s how a brother and sister in Gutyon,…

Jessica Wakeman | August 29, 2014 - 12:40 pm

I Will Write About The Snake Sex Video, But I Will Not Watch It

My tolerance for things that are scary/gross/weird is pretty high, but when I heard about the snake sex video that has slithered its way into the internet’s fascination today, my…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 18, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Everything You Need To Know About Growing Your Breasts By Rubbing Them With Raw Vegetables

When I was a girl, if you wanted to grow bigger breasts you either did those exercises Judy Blume wrote about in Are You There, God? It’s Me,

Jessica Wakeman | August 15, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Another Day, Another Couple Having Public Sex At A Fast Food Restaurant

Remember that couple caught doing the nasty behind a dumpster outside a Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts? Well, there must be something in the air in that neighborhood, because yet another couple has…

Claire Hannum | July 14, 2014 - 5:00 pm

You Haven’t Masturbated Until You’ve Masturbated With A Vibrator That Films The Inside Of Your Vagina

Call me a bad feminist, but I have no desire to see what my cervix looks like. I will take Amelia and her gynecologist’s word for it that my womanhood…

Jessica Wakeman | July 11, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Today In PAFU: Man Accused Of Killing Cousin During “Sex Game Gone Wrong” Cleared

PAFU, in case you forgot, is a term coined by our dear Ami Angelowicz, which stands for “People Are Fucked Up.”

Mark Pickford, 41, from Manchester, England, has…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 7, 2014 - 12:30 pm

I Apologize In Advance For This Post About “Rosebudding”

Yesterday, like a child who touches a stove even after mom says it’s hot, I read an article about a new “trend” in extreme anal porn called “rosebudding” despite being…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 20, 2014 - 11:30 am

This Woman Jerked Off A Dolphin — And Liked It!

Animal researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt is the focus of an upcoming BBC Four documentary called “The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins,” but the subtitle of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 10, 2014 - 3:30 pm

7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I’d Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)

I’ve lived in New York City for a little over 10 years. As any of the other writers for The Frisky can tell you (and have written about over and…

Amanda Chatel | April 14, 2014 - 1:00 pm

School Bus Sex Ends With A Very Loud Queef

In what may be the best police report of all time, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Brad Jordan attempted to describe an incident which transpired on an Armstrong County Township school…

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Man Has Sex With A Hornets’ Nest And Dies

People who are terrified of bees, or the thought of human beings having sexual intercourse with bees, or the thought of dying, please be forewarned that you may find what…

Ami Angelowicz | May 15, 2013 - 11:20 am

The 7 Most Incredible Orgasms

After an accident left 43-year-old Rafe Biggs a quadriplegic, he found a new way to experience sexual pleasure. About a year after becoming paralyzed, Rafe discovered that he has a…

Ami Angelowicz | April 24, 2013 - 10:00 am

8 Of The Oldest Virgins In The World

While a slew of young women (and one sex doll) are eager to auction off their virginities to the highest bidder, there are others who are holding on to their…

Ami Angelowicz | March 27, 2013 - 8:00 am