Posts tagged "weird sex"

Couple Has Sex In The Ocean, Gets Stuck Together “Due To Suction”

I've never really understood the appeal or the logistics of having sex in the ocean, but now I genuinely have a reason to fear doing the deed in the sea: a couple having sex off the coast of Italy reportedly became stuck together because of SUCTION (!!!) and actually had to go to the emergency…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2014

Halloween Costume Inspiration: Rosebudding

Yes, rosebudding. What can I say? I am a weirdo who thinks Halloween costumes based on grotesque sexual non-trends are hilarious! All this costume requires is as much rose-printed clothing and accessories as you can find -- the more hideous and clashing the better, as this costume is obviously not about beautiful aesthetics. Then, simply…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2014

Woman Uses Potato As A Contraceptive, It Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina Instead

Listen, I'm totally supportive of a DIY lifestyle. You wanna make your own makeup and cleaning products from scratch? By all means! Got 30 new uses for old timey mason jars? Tell me all about it! But for the love of god, don't DIY your contraception, especially with root vegetables pulled from your garden. It'…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 3, 2014

Brother & Sister Arrested For Having Sex In Church Parking Lot After Watching “The Notebook”

Nothing stokes the fires of romance like watching the "The Notebook" with your brother in a tractor trailer parked outside a church. That's how a brother and sister in Gutyon, Georgia, found themselves arrested for incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling early Tuesday morning. Police found the siblings walking around outside a Baptist church and somehow…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 29, 2014

I Will Write About The Snake Sex Video, But I Will Not Watch It

My tolerance for things that are scary/gross/weird is pretty high, but when I heard about the snake sex video that has slithered its way into the internet's fascination today, my reaction was a whole lot of NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. NOPE.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2014

Everything You Need To Know About Growing Your Breasts By Rubbing Them With Raw Vegetables

When I was a girl, if you wanted to grow bigger breasts you either did those exercises Judy Blume wrote about in Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret ("I must, I must, I must increase my bust!") or you went on the birth control pill. Now, a "Japanese YouTube star" named Ryoko has a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 15, 2014

Another Day, Another Couple Having Public Sex At A Fast Food Restaurant

Remember that couple caught doing the nasty behind a dumpster outside a Delaware Dunkin' Donuts? Well, there must be something in the air in that neighborhood, because yet another couple has been spotted boning on the rooftop of a Chipotle two blocks away. And people say Paris is the most romantic city in the world!

By: Claire Hannum / July 14, 2014

You Haven’t Masturbated Until You’ve Masturbated With A Vibrator That Films The Inside Of Your Vagina

Call me a bad feminist, but I have no desire to see what my cervix looks like. I will take Amelia and her gynecologist's word for it that my womanhood is a beautiful, flowering rose. So, too, am I uninterested in the Skavkom Gaga Intimate Camera, an endoscopic vibrator that films the inside of your…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 11, 2014

Today In PAFU: Man Accused Of Killing Cousin During “Sex Game Gone Wrong” Cleared

PAFU, in case you forgot, is a term coined by our dear Ami Angelowicz, which stands for "People Are Fucked Up." Mark Pickford, 41, from Manchester, England, has been cleared in the death of his cousin, Dawn Warburton, in what authorities believe was a "sex game gone wrong." Yes, a sex game between cousins. Police…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 7, 2014

I Apologize In Advance For This Post About “Rosebudding”

Yesterday, like a child who touches a stove even after mom says it's hot, I read an article about a new "trend" in extreme anal porn called "rosebudding" despite being warned in the first paragraph that to proceed was unwise for those with weak stomachs. I almost vomited. Then, like a particularly stupid child who…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 20, 2014

This Woman Jerked Off A Dolphin — And Liked It!

Animal researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt is the focus of an upcoming BBC Four documentary called "The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins," but the subtitle of this film could easily be "...And Then They Did Some Other Stuff." See, back in the 1960s, Lovatt studied dolphins near the U.S. Virgin Islands, and one day she met a…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 10, 2014

7 Ridiculous Sex Acts I’d Like To Forget (But Will Share Instead)

I’ve lived in New York City for a little over 10 years. As any of the other writers for The Frisky can tell you (and have written about over and over), dating in this city isn’t as easy as a walk in Central Park. In a city of eight million people where the single wome…

By: Amanda Chatel / April 14, 2014

School Bus Sex Ends With A Very Loud Queef

In what may be the best police report of all time, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Brad Jordan attempted to describe an incident which transpired on an Armstrong County Township school bus. His exceptionally penned report read: “Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitu…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

Man Has Sex With A Hornets’ Nest And Dies

People who are terrified of bees, or the thought of human beings having sexual intercourse with bees, or the thought of dying, please be forewarned that you may find what I am about to tell you highly disturbing. A 35-year-old Swedish man known as "Hasse" was found dead outside of his farm this week i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 15, 2013

The 7 Most Incredible Orgasms

After an accident left 43-year-old Rafe Biggs a quadriplegic, he found a new way to experience sexual pleasure. About a year after becoming paralyzed, Rafe discovered that he has a "surrogate penis"… on his hand when he was able to have an orgasm by having his girlfriend suck his thumb. "I felt this build-up of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 24, 2013

8 Of The Oldest Virgins In The World

While a slew of young women (and one sex doll) are eager to auction off their virginities to the highest bidder, there are others who are holding on to their V-cards for dear life. Some even into their golden years and beyond. We honor them, these chaste few who are (mostly) proud to call themselve…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2013

Ke$ha’s Ghostly Romp & 7 Other Sexual Encounters Of The Third Kind

We're not followers of Ke$ha's music, but after hearing about the inspiration for her latest song, "Supernatural," we're, well, haunted. "It's about experiences with the supernatural... but in a sexy way," she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. "I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He wa…

By: Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 27, 2012

9 Weird Sexual Phobias

If you thought vagina dentata was the biggest fear to worry about in bed, you are sadly wrong, my friend. There is a whole host of sexual phobias that could be lurking in your psyche. The general term is "erotophobia": fear of all things related to sex. There are specific subdivisions to address various fear…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 27, 2012

Sex Robots A Reality By 2050, Researchers Predict

Human prostitutes could be a thing of the past by 2050, as more and more robots get pimped into prostitution. That's the future envisioned by Michelle Mars and Ian Yeoman at Victoria University of Wellington, who have released a report suggesting that lifelike robots will be coming to a brothel near you. Mars and Yeoma…

By: Huffington Post Weird News / May 3, 2012

The 4 Weirdest Things Ever Said To Me During Sex

As a woman 32 years of age who has spent as much time single as she’s spent attached, boy oh boy do I have tales from the field. (And by “the field,” I mean the casual sex/dating circuit.) One thing I’ve learned we all do from time to time: make weird, embarrassing, outlandish exclamations during sex. The…

By: Sara Barron / April 10, 2012
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