Posts tagged "weird products"

Would You Like An $80 Stick With Which To Take Selfies Of Your Butt?

Bathroom mirrors got you down? Are you tired of always having to make awkward explanations to ER doctors about how you injured yourself trying to take a picture of your butt for your Instagram feed? Unable to tell if that sore on your ass is infected or what, and don't feel like asking a friend?
By: Robyn Pennacchia / January 8, 2015

I’d Try It: Cannabis Lube Will Get You Wetter And Higher

In fairness, I will pretty much try anything besides hanging out with medium-to-large birds and bungee jumping, but FORIA cannabis lube is exactly the kind of thing I am dying to try. I love cannabis! I love lube! I love the idea of my vagina getting high! Tell me more! According to Cosmo, the (bong water-based?)…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 11, 2014

And Now … A Game Of Guess The Thingy

Fun game time! Goes in the mouth, wraps around the tongue, looks like a fleshlight. What the heck is this thing? The only clue that I will give you is that this it is not a sex toy. Find out the answer after the jump.
By: Ami Angelowicz / November 30, 2012

11 Beds That Will Freak Out Your One-Night Stand

Your evening guest might think twice about banging you in these beds...
By: Lauren Passell / September 22, 2012

Life Dream Status: A Bed That Makes Itself

One of my favorite perks of being an adult is that no one yells at me to make my bed every day. Now, thanks to a Spanish furniture company's new invention, I can yell at my bed to make itself. It's called the Smart Bed, and at the touch of a button, it…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 12, 2012

11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing To Actually Use

Imagine a car that runs on tap water and never breaks down or needs replacement parts -- would you drive it? We forgot to mention that it's shaped like a giant clown penis. Humans are funny creatures -- we tend to shun any product, no matter how useful, if it makes us look ridiculous. That'…
By: Cracked / October 15, 2011

Chew On This, Pervs

I'm assuming this only works on people who can't chew gum and jerk off at the same time. [The Clearly Dope]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 11, 2011

Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls

Protect your iPhone from possible damage and indulge your family jewel fetish at the same time with a case adorned with dangling testes. Because, as the creators of Phoneballs put it, "Whether male or female, chances are you have been touched by a pair of balls in your life…. don't you want to touch 'em…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 3, 2011

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol' right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don't get this squirt bottle confused with your lube! [CVXN]…
By: Simcha / December 30, 2010

How Do We Feel About Breast Milk Shampoo?

Shiseido sells a line of shampoo and body washes in Japan that touts "mother's milk" as a component. Ew! Do these Shiseido products really have breast milk in them? Turns out they don't (phew), but rather, the beauty company is trying to sell "the concept of mother's milk," which apparently means pulling nutrients from…
By: Leonora Epstein / January 11, 2010

Restore The Pink In Your Lackluster Labia!

Are your p**sy lips looking a little dull and lifeless? Do you wish they had the rosy hue of the day you were born? Now they can! My Pink Button "genital cosmetic colorant" will restore the pink back in your tired, old, used-up ladyflower! The product comes in four shades, cleverly named after…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 8, 2010

Obama’s Got His Own Dildo

There are certain places I expect the President of the U.S. to pop up: CNN, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, etc. Since President Obama is unusually stylish, it's no surprise that he and the super glam Michelle regularly grace the cover of non-news magazines. The one place I was not expecting to…
By: Ali Jawin / June 17, 2009

Your Vajayjay’s First Protective Shield!

Oprah may be responsible for "vajayjay" -- slang for "vagina," for those of you living under a rock -- entering the English lexicon, but she doesn't own the trademark. That explains why VJJ Enterprises -- which has filed a trademarking application -- was able to manufacture the first product ever featuring the term. The best…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 23, 2009