Bathroom mirrors got you down? Are you tired of always having to make awkward explanations to ER doctors about how you injured yourself trying to take a picture of your butt for your Instagram feed? Unable to tell if that sore on your ass is infected or what, and don’t feel like asking a friend? Wondering if your yoga pants are see-through and everyone in your Vinyasa class is secretly laughing at you (literally) behind your back?
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In fairness, I will pretty much try anything besides hanging out with medium-to-large birds and bungee jumping, but FORIA cannabis lube is exactly the kind of thing I am dying to try. I love cannabis! I love lube! I love the idea of my vagina getting high! Tell me more! According to Cosmo, the (bong water-based?) lube “contains medical marijuana that is blended with MCT or coconut oil,” while Nerve.com says that the response to the product will vary from woman to woman, likely depending on what her typical response to marijuana is in general. But creator Mathew Gerson explains the sensations thusly:
“Women report a sense of embodiment, a sense of dropping into a more full relationship to sexual sensations, and sensations around the body. As you can imagine, as that builds up to orgasm, if orgasm is a part of your experience, then that can lead to intensification and a more full body experience.”
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Fun game time! Goes in the mouth, wraps around the tongue, looks like a fleshlight. What the heck is this thing? The only clue that I will give you is that this it is not a sex toy. Find out the answer after the jump. Keep reading »
Your evening guest might think twice about banging you in these beds…
Imagine a car that runs on tap water and never breaks down or needs replacement parts — would you drive it? We forgot to mention that it’s shaped like a giant clown penis.
Humans are funny creatures — we tend to shun any product, no matter how useful, if it makes us look ridiculous. That’s why virtually none of you own … Keep reading »
I’m assuming this only works on people who can’t chew gum and jerk off at the same time. [The Clearly Dope] Keep reading »