Posts tagged "weird products"

Would You Like An $80 Stick With Which To Take Selfies Of Your Butt?

Bathroom mirrors got you down? Are you tired of always having to make awkward explanations to ER doctors about how you injured yourself trying to take a picture of your…

Robyn Pennacchia | January 8, 2015 - 2:30 pm

I’d Try It: Cannabis Lube Will Get You Wetter And Higher

In fairness, I will pretty much try anything besides hanging out with medium-to-large birds and bungee jumping, but FORIA cannabis lube is exactly the kind of thing I am dying to try.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 11, 2014 - 1:30 pm

And Now … A Game Of Guess The Thingy

Fun game time! Goes in the mouth, wraps around the tongue, looks like a fleshlight. What the heck is this thing? The only clue that I will give you is…

Ami Angelowicz | November 30, 2012 - 12:20 pm

11 Beds That Will Freak Out Your One-Night Stand

Your evening guest might think twice about banging you in these beds……

Lauren Passell | September 22, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Life Dream Status: A Bed That Makes Itself

One of my favorite perks of being an adult is that no one yells at me to make my bed every day. Now, thanks to a Spanish furniture company’s new…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | June 12, 2012 - 9:20 am

11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing To Actually Use

Imagine a car that runs on tap water and never breaks down or needs replacement parts — would you drive it? We forgot to mention that it’s shaped like a…

Cracked | October 15, 2011 - 11:30 am

Chew On This, Pervs

I’m assuming this only works on people who can’t chew gum and jerk off at the same time. [The Clearly Dope]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 11, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Because All Your iPhone 4 Is Missing Is A Pair Of Balls

Protect your iPhone from possible damage and indulge your family jewel fetish at the same time with a case adorned with dangling testes. Because, as the creators of Phoneballs put…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 3, 2011 - 7:00 pm

More Bang For Your Buck

This slogan is more effective than even the ol’ right hand. Hand sanitizer really is the perfect addition to any masturbation station. But be careful you don’t get this squirt…

Simcha | December 30, 2010 - 7:15 pm

How Do We Feel About Breast Milk Shampoo?

Shiseido sells a line of shampoo and body washes in Japan that touts “mother’s milk” as a component. Ew! Do these Shiseido products really have breast milk in them? Turns…

Leonora Epstein | January 11, 2010 - 6:10 pm

Restore The Pink In Your Lackluster Labia!

Are your p**sy lips looking a little dull and lifeless? Do you wish they had the rosy hue of the day you were born? Now they can! My Pink Button

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 8, 2010 - 6:20 pm

Obama’s Got His Own Dildo

There are certain places I expect the President of the U.S. to pop up: CNN, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, etc. Since President Obama is unusually stylish,…

Ali Jawin | June 17, 2009 - 11:15 am

Your Vajayjay’s First Protective Shield!

Oprah may be responsible for “vajayjay” — slang for “vagina,” for those of you living under a rock — entering the English lexicon, but she doesn’t own the trademark. That…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 23, 2009 - 11:00 am