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Nightmares Are Real: 20,000 Bees Chased This Car For Two Days

Dude, where’s my car? Oh, there it is, being chased by a swarm of 20,000 bees! Joking aside, this actually happened to someone and that must have been fucking terrifying. According to Metro, around 20,000 bees chased a car for 2 days because their queen got stuck in the car boot. In the bees’ defense, if… More »


Inky The Octopus Is A True Escape Artist

Artists come in all shapes and sizes. More »


Man Put In Handcuffs Because He Failed To “Be Kind And Rewind”

“Be kind and please rewind” was sticker-ed onto each and every VHS that was available at your local movie rental establishment, long before streaming and downloading became the popular way to watch flicks. (Hopefully you weren’t one of the poor suckers to fall for those Blu-Ray players.)

According to The New York Timesa man… More »


Heroic 6-Year-Old Girl Climbs Into Pizza Parlor Toy Machine, Gets Hers

These machines have been scamming kids out of their allowance money for decades–it’s time someone finally took a stand! More »


Heroic Woman Escapes Police In Scooby Doo Mystery Machine Van

She’s got some work to do now. More »


Couple’s Ferris Wheel Sex Doesn’t Stay in Vegas

A Houston man and a New York woman are facing felony charges for having sex on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel More »


The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)

Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary and obvious questions as “How do you pee?” (A: Both dicks urinate at the same time); “Have you ever stuck both in one hole?” (A:… More »


Face Of Lemmy Appears On Woman’s Ultrasound

Fine–she says it’s Jesus, but it looks way more like Lemmy to us. More »


DWI Dismissed – Because Driver’s Body Is A ‘Brewery’

Last year, police in western New York stopped a driver who had been reported “weaving all over” the road. The female motorist had a flat tire and her car was producing “a large amount of smoke and a noticeable smell of burning rubber,” per the police report; the responding officer also said the driver smelled… More »


Man Sues Foster’s Beer For Not Being Australian Enough

Foster’s Lager is not manufactured in Australia. More »


World’s Worst Gun Safety Instructor Shoots Pastor During Demonstration

He had one job! More »


Taiwan Marathon Brilliantly Hires Motivational Ghost

The ghost herself said, “I didn’t dare frighten people by hiding in the woods, I just waited for them to encourage them.” More »


Mom Tries To Get A Baby For Her 14-Year-Old On Craigslist, Finds Out That’s Not Legal

Her daughter wanted a baby and she couldn’t say no. More »


Let’s Talk About Women Hiding Contraband In Their Vaginas

Not too long ago, my dear friend and former Frisky staffer Ami Angelowicz called me up with a proposition: “Hey Smell,” she said, using her most flattering nickname for me. “Want to come on my podcast to talk about women hiding illicit items in their vaginas?” Obviously, I said yes. More »


Why Meteorologists Wear The Same Dress

Sartorial conspiracy, anyone? An Imgur userhas revealed the fact that many female meteorologists are wearing the same $23 dress—which, it turns out, says a lot about their job and the attitudes of fans. Described on Amazon as a “Stretch Tunic Pencil Sheath Dress,” it’s a poly/cotton/spandex blend with sleeves, a solid color, and a bold… More »


Wisconsin Attorney Real Sorry For Trying To Kill His Wife Three Times

Fred Wortman attempted to hire two different men to kill his wife, and tried to poison her toothpaste. More »


Salem Witch: This Warlock Is Harassing Me

A woman who calls herself a witch priestess is taking the self-proclaimed “world’s best-known warlock” to court over accusations of harassment. Lori Sforza, who runs a witchcraft shop and leads a pagan church in Salem, Mass., filed for court-ordered protection against harassment from Christian Day, whom she accuses of harassing her online and over the… More »


Genius Thieving Duo Steal $6000 In Jewelry From Art Gallery, Sign Guestbook

Megan Ohara and David Ziskoski stole $6000 in jewelry from an art gallery, then left her phone number and some penis drawings in the guest book. More »


This Week In Idiot Matchmaking: DUI Dummies

We found love in a hopeless place. More »


Just Look At This Asshole: Auntie Jen Sues 8-Year-Old Nephew Over Enthusiastic Hug

It’s only October, but we’ve already found the biggest asshole of the year. More »


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