Nightmares Are Real: 20,000 Bees Chased This Car For Two Days
Dude, where’s my car? Oh, there it is, being chased by a swarm of 20,000 bees! Joking aside, this actually happened to someone and that must have been fucking terrifying.
Inky The Octopus Is A True Escape Artist
Artists come in all shapes and sizes.
Man Put In Handcuffs Because He Failed To “Be Kind And Rewind”
“Be kind and please rewind” was sticker-ed onto each and every VHS that was available at your local movie rental establishment, long before streaming and downloading became the popular way…
Heroic 6-Year-Old Girl Climbs Into Pizza Parlor Toy Machine, Gets Hers
These machines have been scamming kids out of their allowance money for decades–it’s time someone finally took a stand!
Heroic Woman Escapes Police In Scooby Doo Mystery Machine Van
She’s got some work to do now.
Couple’s Ferris Wheel Sex Doesn’t Stay in Vegas
A Houston man and a New York woman are facing felony charges for having sex on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel
The Craziest Thing About The Guy With 2 Dicks Is He’s Into Rosebudding (And Other Revelations From His Rolling Stone Interview)
Back in 2014, we told you about an anonymous Reddit user who came forward about having two fully-functional penises. He did an AMA that blew the internet’s collective mind, answering such necessary…
Face Of Lemmy Appears On Woman’s Ultrasound
Fine–she says it’s Jesus, but it looks way more like Lemmy to us.
DWI Dismissed – Because Driver’s Body Is A ‘Brewery’
Last year, police in western New York stopped a driver who had been reported “weaving all over” the road. The female motorist had a flat tire and her car was…
Man Sues Foster’s Beer For Not Being Australian Enough
Foster’s Lager is not manufactured in Australia.
Taiwan Marathon Brilliantly Hires Motivational Ghost
The ghost herself said, “I didn’t dare frighten people by hiding in the woods, I just waited for them to encourage them.”