Posts tagged "weird fashion"

5 Reasons You Need A Pair Of Luxury Poop Emoji Loafers, Like, Now

Big news for fashionistas, emoji addicts, and, umm, poop enthusiasts? Designers Edie Parker and Del Toro have collaborated on a special collection of shoes and clutches emblazoned with popular emojis, including one pair of loafers that are aptly named “#theshit.” Yep, these Italian-made velvet loafers feature a smiling pile of poop on each foot, and…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 27, 2014

What Would You Call This Fur Boob Muff That Rihanna Is Wearing?

A titty warmer? A breast merkin? Funbag fur? A boobler? “It’s like a muffler, but for boobs!” said Ami. John DeVore volunteered “mammoth unibrow,” “Muppet tits,” and my personal favorite, “Giant Boob Tribble.” I’m not sure of its purpose, besides keeping your breasts warm to the point of sweating profusely. I hate it. That i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 28, 2014

Now You Can Wear A Spray-On Dress

Going-out dresses still aren’t tight enough for you? Meet Fabrican, a spray-on fabric that can be used to make clothes that mold to your body.

Fabrican has been in the making since 2000, and is kind of revolutionary in a “Jetsons” sort of way. It was developed for use on runway models who…

Claire Hannum / November 16, 2013

The Story Behind Lady Gaga’s Disgusting Fake Teeth

Shh! It’s a bracelet! Yup, the disgusting chompers Lady Gaga wore in her mouth on the red carpet of Sunday’s YouTube Awards are actually a cuff bracelet made by 25-year-old jewelry designer Danielle Hills. NYMag.com’s The Cut blog spoke with Hills, who explained:

“Gaga wore it on her wrist for part of the time,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 5, 2013

12 Completely Crazy Looks From London Fashion Week (And Where To Wear Them)

More than any other fashion week, we can always count on the designers at London Fashion Week to send some truly mind-boggling looks down the runway. Here are 12 particularly insane examples, along with the best places to wear them……

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 18, 2013

Do Not Want: This Pentagram Garter (And The Tan Lines That Come With It)

I’m very intrigued by the new wave of accessories that has cropped up specifically to cater to teenage hipsters attending music festivals (I’m looking at you, giant floral crowns and crocheted bikini tops). Fanciful garters and other thigh decorations meant to be paired with super short shorts are another trend in this category. Pretty sure…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 24, 2013

Need It Now: Zombie Apocalypse Charm Bracelet

How amazing is this zombie apocalypse charm bracelet from Etsy seller PlayBox? It’s adorned with adorable miniature versions of everything you’ll need to survive the real life “World War Z,” including a hatchet, matches, compass, radio, various firearms, and canned peaches. Finally, a piece of jewelry that my dad and I can agree on! [$32,…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 8, 2013

And Now We Have Breast Milk Jewelry

Strands from baby’s first haircut. The first tooth. Tiny footprints sunk into clay. Some parents even tuck away the dried stump of the umbilical cord or the stick pregnancy test as a touching memento marking the milestones of their kids. The latest? Breast milk jewelry, on sale at the handmade marketplace Etsy. Few issues polarize…

Newser / April 11, 2013

Lazy Men Of The World, Meet Your New Favorite Accessory

It’s called the Zip Tie, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: a necktie that zips up, saving you the hassle of, you know, tying your tie. Ready to throw out all your non-zipping ties? This efficient accessory can be yours for the low, low price of $65! [Neatorama]…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 27, 2013

Do Not Want: Dripping Crotch Tights

If you’ve been searching for the perfect pair of tights that will go with any outfit and make you look like you have a large amount of black tar seeping out of your nether regions, well, look no further! German brand URB has a whole section of melting hosiery to fit your needs. [Boing Boing]…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 13, 2013

Wrangler’s New Moisturizing Jeans Want To Make Your Butt Soft And Smooth

I love trying out new fashion trends but, let’s be honest. I have no idea what to think of this one. Wrangler is launching a new pair of jeans that “moisturize” your butt. The Denim Spa jeans come in three different moisturizing levels- Aloe Vera, Olive Extract, and Smooth Legs, and they claim to help prevent cellulite.

College Candy / January 18, 2013

Do Not Want: This $400 Sequin Harness Strap Thing

One of my friends posted a link to this perplexing Comme Des Garcons garment on her Facebook wall the other day, asking if anyone could explain it to her. I’ve been looking at it for, like, six hours total now, and I still have no idea why it exists. I mean, it kind of look…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 28, 2012

Life Dream Status: A Cable-Knit Sweater Onesie

Just when I thought this sleeping bag snowsuit was the World’s Coziest Invention, I come across a picture of this full-body sweater onesie thing. Suddenly my winter wardrobe seems wholly inadequate. And yes, in case you’re wondering, that does appear to be a zip-up penis hole for easier peeing and/or sweater onesie sex, if you’re…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / December 13, 2012

Now Available: Yoko Ono’s Fashions For Men, Just In Time For Christmas

Are you in search of the perfect clothes to emphasize your man’s “very sexy bod” this holiday season? Would you like for them to have cutouts in the shoulder area and perhaps a hand or two around the crotch? Does your guy maybe, just maybe, need a $250 bandeau bra with LED lights on the…

Rachel Krause / November 28, 2012

Do Not Want: Armed And Dangerous Hoof Shoes

I don’t know anything about the story behind these shoes, but I do know that this picture makes an extremely compelling argument for gun control and veganism.  [Cheezburger]…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 17, 2012

Do Not Want: Jean Sandal Boots Of Nightmares

Julie and I agree that these weird, confusing, totally real denim sandal boots most likely came into existence as the result of someone making a pair of cutoff jean shorts (or “jorts,” if you’re an asshole) and trying to find a way to use the rest of the fabric. Here, I wrote a haiku to…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 9, 2012

Would You Wear … This Penis Blouse?

I normally love rounded colors and contrast piping, but in the case of this blouse, the effect is very, umm, well, it looks like a cock and balls. What do you think? Would you dare to wear such a phallic fashion? [$53, ASOS]

The World’s 10 most phallic animals!

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 3, 2012

10 Zany Outfits From New York Fashion Week (And Where To Wear Them)

Oh, New York Fashion Week, we can always count on you to give us some seriously WTF outfits mixed in with all the gorgeous gowns and fabulous new trends. To give you a sample of the weirdest moments of this week’s S/S ’13 shows, we’ve rounded up 10 crazy outfits and dreamed up some place…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 11, 2012

Would You Rather Have These Microchip Louboutins Or A Brand New Computer?

These Christian Louboutin platform heels are embroidered to look like a motherboard–isn’t that clever and quirky and fun?–and they can be yours for a mere $1695, which happens to be the same price as a brand new MacBook Pro. I know, I know, it seems like an astronomical sum, but it’s actually not that bad…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 16, 2012

12 Extra Special & Bizarrely Awesome Bras

This weekend, I was taking a cooking class with a friend when I was overcome with annoyance that my lips were chapped and my lip balm was tucked inside my purse all the way across the room. “Grr, I need lipbalm!” I whispered. “No problem!” my friend replied, reaching down the front her shirt and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 1, 2012
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