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Woman Busted With 81 Pounds Of Pot In Her Luggage At Oakland Airport

I don’t know much about drug trafficking, but it seems like a no brainer that checking three suitcases packed with a total of 80 lbs. of marijuana is a great…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 5, 2014 - 11:30 am

20-Something Trio Celebrates Paying Off A Fine By Throwing A Drug-Fueled Twerk-And-Tinkle Party In City Hall Parking Lot

Our own Winona is from a town in Oregon called Beaverton. You know who else is from Beaverton? These three ladies, Brittany Medak, 20, Christie Valazquez Coura, 20, and Leokham Yothsombath,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 29, 2014 - 6:00 pm

8 Criminals Who Were Caught With Their Pants Off

I know as well as anyone that nothing stands between a woman and her wine, and in the case of Florida’s Desiree J. Taylor, that includes pants. The 35-year-old woman…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 15, 2014 - 9:00 am

It Happened In Florida: McDonald’s Customer Strips Down To Her Thong, Goes Apeshit For Soft Serve

Did you ever read the Ramona Quimby books? One of my favorite stories is when Ramona literally cannot fight the desire to squeeze an entire brand new tube of toothpaste, emptying it…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 8, 2014 - 4:45 pm

Teens Threw Mansion Party, Stole $250K Leopard

Sixteen suspects described as “kids of means” have been arrested after a wild party in a wealthy Los Angeles suburb where a $7 million mansion was trashed and partygoers made…

Newser | December 14, 2013 - 3:30 pm

Man Brands Passed Out Girlfriend’s “Vaginal Area” With His Initials

Meet Christopher Lynn Jackson, an Arizona man who, according to court documents, allegedly branded his initials on his girlfriend’s “vaginal area,” because, he told her, “her vagina was his.”

The…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 13, 2013 - 10:32 am

Woman Arrested For Pretending To Be A Dentist

You can pretend to have read Thomas Pynchon. You can pretend you really love cigars. But you cannot and should not ever pretend to be a dentist. Yet, that’s exactly what…

Julie Gerstein | June 19, 2013 - 5:30 pm

Today In Terribleness: Florida Women Really Don’t Like It When You Mess With Their Food & Drink

The next time you head down to Tampa or Gainsville, keep this in mind: You do not want to mess with a Florida woman’s food or alcohol supply. Case in…

Julie Gerstein | June 17, 2013 - 5:00 pm

“That’s Not Drugs, That’s My Nipple,” Says Florida Woman

Thank you to Tiana Nicole Calandro of Delray Beach, Florida (yay!), for the arrest excuse of the day. When she was pulled over for speeding, police saw something protruding from…

Ami Angelowicz | May 31, 2013 - 11:40 am

Woman Draws A $1,240 Penis

Keying penises into the hoods or doors of automobiles is usually the sort of thing a jilted lover does. But not Natasha Myers, of Wesley Chapel, Florida. Natasha (pictured) is…

Julie Gerstein | May 24, 2013 - 12:30 pm

Today In Terribleness: Woman Claims To Have Four Dead Sons To Recieve Charity

Port Charlotte, Florida, woman Shirley Ann Duncan received a sentence of three years probation for faking the deaths of her four sons in order to receive financial aid from her…

Julie Gerstein | May 22, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Today In Food Crimes: Man Arrested For Rubbing Pepperoni On His Salami — Plus A Pickle Attack!

Sometimes, when I’m deciding what to eat (or what not to eat) for lunch, I cruise for the latest food news for ideas. Last week, I told you about an…

Ami Angelowicz | May 19, 2013 - 11:00 am