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Woman Arrested For Breaking Into Dude’s Home To “Cuddle With Him”

I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. It was NOT me. I may be a cuddle monster, but I’m only interested in getting them consensually. The same can’t be…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 10, 2014 - 10:40 am

Woman Arrested For Shoplifting $144 Worth Of, Well, I Think You Can Guess

Meet Brandy Allen, Fayetteville, Arkansas resident and eye makeup enthusiast. Allen was arrested on Monday after she was spotted swiping eyeshadow from an ULTA beauty store. While her friend attempted…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 3, 2014 - 4:30 pm

10 Totally Foul Fart Crimes

Passing gas is a natural, normal and completely uncontrollable bodily function. So how is it that so many people are arrested in fart-related incidents? Think I’m talking out of my ass? Hardly!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 22, 2014 - 9:00 am

Woman Punches Man After He Farts In Her Face

Well, this stinks. Jessica Annette Cerney was minding her own business, laying on the couch at home in Myrtle Beach, when Darrell Ray McKnight — presumably a friend or acquaintance…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 21, 2014 - 9:33 am

South Carolina Woman Tries To Steal Vibrator By Hiding It In Her Baby’s Stroller

I’ll be honest, I happen to think that if you’re going to steal a vibrator from a Spencer’s in South Carolina, hiding the sex toy behind a baby sitting in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 21, 2014 - 9:30 am

Another Day, Another Couple Having Public Sex At A Fast Food Restaurant

Remember that couple caught doing the nasty behind a dumpster outside a Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts? Well, there must be something in the air in that neighborhood, because yet another couple has…

Claire Hannum | July 14, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Half-Naked Woman Busted For Drugs, Doing Yoga In The Middle Of The Street

From what I understand, one of the things that many yoga practitioners like about the practice is that it can be done by anyone at anytime. But I think we…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 11, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Foil-Wrapped Crack Cocaine, A Loaded Gun & 8 Other Weird Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 9, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Today In PAFU: Man Accused Of Killing Cousin During “Sex Game Gone Wrong” Cleared

PAFU, in case you forgot, is a term coined by our dear Ami Angelowicz, which stands for “People Are Fucked Up.”

Mark Pickford, 41, from Manchester, England, has…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 7, 2014 - 12:30 pm

4-Year-Old Foils Babysitter’s Plan To Blame Staged Home Invasion/Robbery On Black Men

Kids say the darndest things — including the truth when you least expect it. Four year-old Abby Dean from Washington, Wisconsin, was chillin’ at home with her 17-year-old babysitter, when…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 24, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Real-Life Goldilocks Arrested After Falling Asleep During A Break-In

Having your house broken into is hardly what anyone would consider a “fairytale,” but when the burglar in question falls asleep on your couch after taking a shower, changing into…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 24, 2014 - 4:10 pm

It Happened In Florida: Woman Busted With 7 Stolen Lobster Tails Stuffed Down Her Pants (And She’s A Juggalo!)

Never change, Florida, never change. Meet Nichole Ann Reed, a 30-year-old Juggalo (whose Facebook says her most recent job was “eating them” at “The Dark Carnival”) who was recently busted by…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 13, 2014 - 1:45 pm