Posts tagged "weird crimes"

Florida Woman Arrested For Drinking Wine And Eating Snacks In Walmart

It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested.

Bronwyn Isaac | December 30, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Let’s Talk About Women Hiding Contraband In Their Vaginas

Not too long ago, my dear friend and former Frisky staffer Ami Angelowicz called me up with a proposition: “Hey Smell,” she said, using her most flattering nickname for me. “Want

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 4, 2015 - 4:15 pm

This Week In Idiot Matchmaking: DUI Dummies

We found love in a hopeless place.

Lauren Vinopal | October 13, 2015 - 4:30 pm

The Maxi Pad Bandit Might Not Understand Heists, But He Totally Gets The Ladies

It’s always that time of the month.

Lauren Vinopal | October 6, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Woman Who Aided In Prison Escape Is Sentenced To Up To 7 Years

Act like you’ve been there before.

Lauren Vinopal | September 28, 2015 - 5:58 pm

It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!

Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 16, 2015 - 5:05 pm

Texas Woman Hides Loaded Gun In Vagina (Plus, Some Other Ill-Advised Items Women Have Stashed In Their Kitties)

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 10, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Rogue Pooper On The Loose In Portland, Plus 10 Other Poop Bandits

Shit is going down in Portland, Oregon, y’all. A truly crappy state of affairs, residents are on the lookout for an as-yet-unidentified gentleman who has been seen evacuating his bowels in public spaces…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Feds: Man Tipped Strippers 2200 Times With Company Cash

There’s using the company credit card for unethical reasons, and then there’s this alleged story out of Gilbert, Arizona. The feds accuse John David Berrett of dropping $476,000 of employer…

Newser | July 28, 2015 - 6:45 pm

Robert Durst, Subject Of HBO’s “The Jinx,” Arrested In New Orleans

Robert Durst, the New York real estate heir who is the subject of HBO’s six-part docuseries “The Jinx,” was arrested today in New Orleans on a warrant in a homicide…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 15, 2015 - 12:45 pm

It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 29, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Today In Terribleness: Man Accused Of Killing Ex-Girlfriend’s Dog And Feeding It To Her

As a human being, this news story repulses me. As a dog owner who thinks of Lucca as my child, it sends a murderous rage pump through my veins. Police…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 15, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Woman Arrested For Breaking Into Dude’s Home To “Cuddle With Him”

I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. It was NOT me. I may be a cuddle monster, but I’m only interested in getting them consensually. The same can’t be…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 10, 2014 - 10:40 am

Woman Arrested For Shoplifting $144 Worth Of, Well, I Think You Can Guess

Meet Brandy Allen, Fayetteville, Arkansas resident and eye makeup enthusiast. Allen was arrested on Monday after she was spotted swiping eyeshadow from an ULTA beauty store. While her friend attempted…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 3, 2014 - 4:30 pm

10 Totally Foul Fart Crimes

Passing gas is a natural, normal and completely uncontrollable bodily function. So how is it that so many people are arrested in fart-related incidents? Think I’m talking out of my ass? Hardly!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 22, 2014 - 9:00 am

Woman Punches Man After He Farts In Her Face

Well, this stinks. Jessica Annette Cerney was minding her own business, laying on the couch at home in Myrtle Beach, when Darrell Ray McKnight — presumably a friend or acquaintance…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 21, 2014 - 9:33 am

South Carolina Woman Tries To Steal Vibrator By Hiding It In Her Baby’s Stroller

I’ll be honest, I happen to think that if you’re going to steal a vibrator from a Spencer’s in South Carolina, hiding the sex toy behind a baby sitting in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 21, 2014 - 9:30 am

Another Day, Another Couple Having Public Sex At A Fast Food Restaurant

Remember that couple caught doing the nasty behind a dumpster outside a Delaware Dunkin’ Donuts? Well, there must be something in the air in that neighborhood, because yet another couple has…

Claire Hannum | July 14, 2014 - 5:00 pm

Half-Naked Woman Busted For Drugs, Doing Yoga In The Middle Of The Street

From what I understand, one of the things that many yoga practitioners like about the practice is that it can be done by anyone at anytime. But I think we…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 11, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Foil-Wrapped Crack Cocaine, A Loaded Gun & 8 Other Weird Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas

Vaginas are not meant to be storage units. They are not meant to be purses. They are not meant to be secret hiding places. You are not supposed to put…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 9, 2014 - 3:00 pm
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