Tag Archives: weird crimes

Today In Terribleness: Florida Women Really Don’t Like It When You Mess With Their Food & Drink

Julie Gerstein9 hours ago //
Worst Mothers
Bridget Wismer
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2012: Florida's Best
The Top 10 Things Florida Was The Best At This Year
Florida's most WTF moments of 2012. 11 Photos »
Dumb Ways To Get Drunk
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Oatmeal and vodka

The next time you head down to Tampa or Gainsville, keep this in mind: You do not want to mess with a Florida woman’s food or alcohol supply. Case in point, 51-year-old Kari Dangler, of Monroe County, Florida, pulled a handgun on her roommate after her vodka bottle went missing. Dangler’s male roommate hid the bottle of vodka from her, presumably because she was drunk (and prone to brandishing weapons in her inebriated state). When cops confronted her about the incident, she claimed she had only taken out the gun to clean it. Uh huh. She was charged with aggravated assault. But she’s not the only Florida woman to freak over her food or drink… Keep reading »

“That’s Not Drugs, That’s My Nipple,” Says Florida Woman

Ami AngelowiczMay 31, 2013 //
Florida Top Ten
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Breaking Up: Driving Sex
Drunk Driving
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Terrible Nip Slips
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Today In Florida
Tiana Nicole Calandro

Thank you to Tiana Nicole Calandro of Delray Beach, Florida (yay!), for the arrest excuse of the day. When she was pulled over for speeding, police saw something protruding from her T-shirt pocket and asked what it was. “It’s my nipple,” Calandro responded.

“I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and that wasn’t a nipple,” the officer wrote in his report. You’d think that would have made her fess up, but no. Calandro swallowed the pill, which turned out to be Dilaudid. The officer tried to get her to spit it out, but that didn’t work either. And that’s how one’s “nipple” can land them in jail with possession charges.  [NJ]

Woman Draws A $1,240 Penis

Julie GersteinMay 24, 2013 //
Penis on Mars!
Thanks, NASA. Teenage boys rejoice! Read More »
Raccoon Bites Penis
Let this be a lesson to you: do not try and rape a raccoon. Read More »
Penis Snatching
It's happening in Africa. Read More »
Judging Penises
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We admit it. We've judged penises. Read More »
Natasha Myers mug shot

Keying penises into the hoods or doors of automobiles is usually the sort of thing a jilted lover does. But not Natasha Myers, of Wesley Chapel, Florida. Natasha (pictured) is an all-purpose dick artist, willing to dick up your car for minor traffic violations, if need be.

Angered over a motorist who refused to yield to pedestrians, Myers tracked down the offending driver’s SUV. Security cameras caught her walking into a nearby supermarket and coming out with a Post-It note. She scribbled out a note and affixed it to the SUV’s windshield. Keep reading »

Today In Terribleness: Woman Claims To Have Four Dead Sons To Recieve Charity

Julie GersteinMay 22, 2013 //

Port Charlotte, Florida, woman Shirley Ann Duncan received a sentence of three years probation for faking the deaths of her four sons in order to receive financial aid from her local church. Duncan claimed that three of her sons had been killed in action in the Middle East, while a fourth was on the brink of death. She even went so far as to hold a memorial service for her “dead” children, using pictures of soldiers pulled off the Internet to stand in for her fake sons.

Eventually, the fourth child “died” too, and another benefit was held for her. Keep reading »

Today In Food Crimes: Man Arrested For Rubbing Pepperoni On His Salami — Plus A Pickle Attack!

Ami AngelowiczMay 19, 2013 //
Be My BFs: Chicken
These guys stole $65K in chicken wings. Read More »
Lion Tacos?
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Breast Milk Attack!
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Food Crimes

Sometimes, when I’m deciding what to eat (or what not to eat) for lunch, I cruise for the latest food news for ideas. Last week, I told you about an uproar over lion tacos. Today, I stumbled upon some really strange food crimes. After the jump, a meat-on-meat masturbation mishap and a pickle attack! It’s all so phallic. Keep reading »

Filomena “Phyllis” Tobias: What You Need To Know About The Crazy Miami Heat Fan Who Flipped Off Joakim Noah

Julie GersteinMay 10, 2013 //
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Premeditated Murder
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Kasandra Perkins Murder
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Did you guys see this crazy picture of rabid Miami Heat fan Filomena “Phyllis” Tobias flipping off Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah? It’s pretty crazy, right? Well not nearly as crazy as Phyllis’s back story. See, in 2008, she was accused of murdering her husband.

Keep reading »

A Penis In The Garbage Disposal & 9 Other Penis Attacks

Julie GersteinApril 30, 2013 //
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Amazing Penises
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Famous Penises In History
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These dongs will go down in the history books. Or should, anyway. Read More »

Santa Ana, California, woman Catherine Kieu Becker got really mad at her husband Glen for having an “inappropriate relationship” with someone. So mad that she drugged him, tied him to a bed with nylon ropes, and using a 10-inch knife, cut off his penis. She then threw the penis down the garbage disposal and turned it on, mutilating it beyond repair. Doctors were, not surprisingly, unable to reattach the organ, though Glen has now recovered and is out of the hospital.

On Monday, Becker was convicted of torture and aggravated mayhem. She’s facing life in prison without the possibility of parole. Our serious condolences to Glen.

Glen isn’t the only guy whose penis has been attacked. Of course, there’s the original penis victim, John Wayne Bobbitt, whose wife Lorena cut off his member in the middle of the night. But there are other guys out there whose penises have also been in peril. After the jump, we chronicle their stories. Keep reading »

Macklemore Song Causes Assault & 12 Other Times Music Has Gotten Someone Arrested

Julie GersteinApril 15, 2013 //
Great Song -- But Not On Repeat!

Last week, Samantha Malson was arrested for pushing and chocking her boyfriend Lars Hansen after a drunk Hansen refused to stop singing the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore. Sure, “Thrift Shop” is a great song, but hearing anything over and over again is going to be annoying.

Poor Lars is hardly the only person to suffer for a song. Read on, for more tales of music murder and mayhem. Keep reading »

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Today In Food Thefts: Man Steals $75,000 In Soup

Julie GersteinApril 10, 2013 //
Nuts About Nutella
You'd have to be to steal seven palettes worth! Read More »
Be My BF: Cheese Thief
Share your muenster with me, man! Read More »
Be My BFs: Chicken
These guys stole $65K in chicken wings. Read More »

The chicken wings were cute. The Muenster cheese? Adorable. Yesterday’s theft of seven palettes of Nutella? Well, okay. But come on people? Stealing an entire truckful of soup? Where is this going!? Eusebio Acosta of — where else? — Orlando, Florida, stole the truck, but didn’t get very far with it. He was arrested and charged with grand theft auto. I guess that much soup is kind of hard to hide.  [WFLX]

Nutella Thieves Are Probably Partying With Chicken & Cheese Thieves

Julie GersteinApril 9, 2013 //
Be My BFs: Chicken
These guys stole $65K in chicken wings. Read More »
Nutella Cheesecake
No baking involved! Read More »
Grilled Cheese Alert!
10 ooey gooey recipes for grilled cheese sandwiches. 11 Photos »

First, a couple of dudes stole $65,000 worth of chicken wings. Then someone stole 42,000 pounds of Muenster cheese. And now, thieves have made off with $21,000 worth of Nutella. Over the weekend, the town of Niederaula, Germany, was robbed of seven palettes of Nutella. The Nutella addicts stole the jars from a parked semi-truck trailer.

And that leads me to believe that someone is getting ready to throw the world’s biggest weird-combinations-of-food party. What could you make with all that chicken, Nutella and cheese? Let’s go to the cookbooks, shall we? Keep reading »

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