Model Inner Monologue: Hazardous High Fashion
This model at the Duckie Brown Spring 2013 show bravely made his way down the runway in a garment that very much resembles a fresh fabric explosion. Thank goodness he seems to have escaped unscathed.
Do Not Want: Stirrup Legging Sandals
These footwear atrocities are actually labeled "Boots" on the Yoox website, which doesn't make much sense, but when I try to think of a more appropriate moniker for them, I understand the dilemma. I guess you could call them "Stirrup Legging Sandals," or maybe "Prosthetic Leg Covers," but in the end, I think "Really, Really…