weird accessories

Who Knew An Etch A Sketch Could Be So … Erotic?

This is a “Playtime Belt Buckle” that’s currently for sale on Etsy. It is composed of a totally functional Etch A Sketch, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never been so keenly aware of the erotic qualities of those little nobs before. Damn. [The Daily What] … More »


An Imagined Conversation With This Model: Let’s Get Horny

Me: Hey, um…

Model: Yes?

Me: You have … uh … well…

Model: What is it? … More »


What If You Were Born Wearing High Heels?

OK, this Julie Rrap image is so last decade, but I just came across it. And I have to say, “Ouch!” Although, maybe the permanent butt lifting qualities would be worth it? I mean, skin heels can’t be less comfortable than the “It” Alexander McQueen pumps. [WOW Report] … More »


Synthetic Skin Accessories Make Us Feel Nauseous

In what is possibly the most revolting accessory concept we’ve seen of late, synthetic skin bags, jackets, jumpers and more are now available on a website near you. Yes, skin. In case, you know, you’re concerned that you don’t have enough of it. A purse that bears an uncanny resemblance to a severe burn victim’s… More »