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Get REALLY Skinny For Bikini Season!

Thank goodness for The Onion. I was really tearing my hair out about how to lose the extra 50 lbs I’m carrying around my mid-section before putting on a bikini this summer, but now I know chewing on pencils when I’m hungry is the answer! [The Onion] Keep reading »

Weight Loss Wears Relationships Thin

I once covered a national fat acceptance convention for the old Jane magazine. As I sat in a room full of men who were the spouses of big beautiful women, they all had one unanimous lament: why doesn’t my wife think she’s sexy, especially when I, her husband, do? These guys would tell their special ladies that they were hot, but just by the mere fact that they had to constantly reinforce their wives insecurities made the men feel like they were wrong for loving them. Their taste was insulted by the very object of their affection. Now a new study has shown that dieting really affects both people in a relationship. Keep reading »

Ye Olde Trim Spa

Anyone who has tried to eat at Medieval Times knows the food from the Dark Ages, much like the mores, is disgusting. As if the taste wasn’t enough of a deterrent, King Charles II, who liked his women heroin chic before heroin was even invented, used to feed his royal mistresses a special herb to suppress their appetite, as archaeologists recently discovered. During a dig at Soutra Aisle monastery near Edinburgh, Scotland, Dr. Brian Moffit, a medieval potion professional, found evidence of the 14th Century skinny secret. The powder made from the Heath Pea (lathyrus linifolius) plant was like ye olde Trim Spa. It promised to make whoever ingested it forget to eat for weeks, even months, and was useful during famines. The remedy ironically fell out of popularity when the potato became a widely planted crop. By the way, King Charles II is also famous for sleeping with a gaggle of dogs that are aptly named after him — the King Charles Cavalier. We’d rather stay fat and sleep with the much cuter puppies too. [The Sunday Mail] Keep reading »