What had the cool girls muffling their laughter in the cubicle this week? These were the most popular stories of the week on The Frisky:

MONDAY:

Most Re-tweeted Story: Reason #612 Not To Be Friends With Your Mom On Facebook 
Most Read Story: 21 Halloween Costumes That Will Not Get You Laid

What had the cool girls muffling their laughter in the cubicle this week? These were the most popular stories of the week on The Frisky:

MONDAY: 21 Halloween Costumes That Will Not Get You Lad
TUESDAY: Shocking Celebrity Threesomes
WEDNESDAY: Die, Trend, Die! 10 Popular Fads We Want Killed
THURSDAY: Thirteen Tips For Us Single Dames, Straight From 1938
FRIDAY (so far!): 5 Horrifying Things You Learn Moving In With A Guy

After the jump, a few others we don’t want you to miss!

Things we fretted about this week, in no particular order:

• Whether GQ Photoshopped January Jones’ boobs. Let’s check the video!
• Which Halloween costumes will get us laid—and which costumes won’t!
• Why Leighton Meester should be in a “Thelma & Louise” remake.
• If Heidi Montag’s sister Holly has a drinking problem or if that’s just reality show editing BS.
• What will Ashlee Simpson do for a living now that she’s been killed off “Melrose Place”?
• Which other guys did Chuck Bass make out with before?

Hoo-ray! Nobody famous died this week! (Well, except Susan Atkins from the Manson family, but seriously, that whole story is creepy.) Healthy, robust celebs means Frisky bloggers get to turn our attentions elsewhere, whether we were casting the “Sweet Valley High” movie (written by Diablo Cody!), figuring out why we’re bad at dating, cooing over three-year-old Suri Cruise’s kitten heels, or covering Mackenzie Phillips’ unbelievably disturbing announcement that she had an incestuous relationship with her dad. After the jump, everything you might have missed this week on The Frisky:

Hooray! The weekend is here. As far as we’re concerned, this week was one long waste of time before “Mad Men” returns for its third season. (We haven’t decided whether we’re going to dress up like Peggy Olsen, Joan Holloway, or Rachel Menken for the premiere. There’s still time.)

Lots of other stuff happened this week, though. Join us, won’t you, while we take a fond look back?

What happened to the celebs of the world this week??? Jude Law got himself a baby mama, Roseanne Barr posed as a Nazi, and Lindsay Lohan begged for a chance at reprising Marilyn Monroe’s role in a remake of “Some Like It Hot.” It may take all weekend just to wash our brains out after this one.

All the celeb news you missed this week on The Frisky, and more, after the jump:

We were all set to pay rapt attention to Serious Things going on in our country, like Sonia Sotomayor‘s Supreme Court confirmation hearings and Obama’s appointment of Regina Benjamin as surgeon general.

But then Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson right before her Barbie-and-Ken birthday party and we got….distracted.

If you missed it the first time around, here’s what The Frisky was talking about this week.

The deaths of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett kept us, sadly, preoccupied this week—but this is The Frisky, so we still found some time to have fun, too! If you missed it the first time around, here’s what we were talking about.

• Meghan McCain wanted us to forgive Governor Mark Sanford. We wanted Meghan McCain to go away.
• We were horrified by Michael Jackson’s autopsy results.
• We wondered if a Dutch animal rights group went too far with an ad that clubbed and stripped a fetish model, like an animal.
• We noodled over the ethical qualms of paying drug addicts $300 take birth control or undergo sterilization.
• We laughed at parents who write about their baby’s bowel movements on Facebook.

What with Chris Brown being a physically abusive DB and the Gosselins splitting up, but still staying on TV, we had plenty to natter on about this week. So if you missed it the first time around, here’s what The Friksy was talking about.

• We debated whether Chris Brown’s punishment fit the crime. (It didn’t.)
• And then we envied Rihanna’s classy courtroom outfit.
• We wildly speculated—even though we seriously don’t care anymore—about what Jon and Kate Gosselin’s “big announcement” might be.
• We told Bacardi Breezer their “ugly girlfriend” ads are sexist and unfunny.