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Hot Sex With Zack Morris, Anyone?

Ami AngelowiczOctober 13, 2010 //

Did anyone happen to catch Zack Morris, I mean Mark-Paul Gosselaar, on the latest episode of “Weeds”? Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) goes into an empty bar in Podunk and encounters a hot-as-s**t bartender. I was gawking at my TV screen trying to figure out who the hottie was slinging those beers. It wasn’t until he had her bent over the bar and was behind her smacking her ass with a ladle that I realized, Holy crap! That’s Zack Morris! Somebody’s not in high school anymore. That scene was almost too hot for me to watch. Too bad his wife found out about their little fling. I was hoping for him to become a recurring character. Keep reading »

Quotable: Mary-Louise Parker Hasn’t Smoked Pot, But Has Had It In A Lollipop

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 27, 2010 //

“I’ve never smoked [pot]. I guess if it was going to happen, it would’ve happened when I was younger. But that was never an effective or interesting form of rebellion for me. Because everybody did it … But it’s not like I haven’t tried. I didn’t smoke—it was a lollipop. Here’s what happened. I was at a party, and I’d been kind of sick recently. I was in the hospital and on some really heavy antibiotics. But I went to this party anyway, and I was in the bathroom the whole night, on the floor. I was just so ill. Somebody at the party was like, ‘The only thing that’s going to help your nausea is marijuana.’ And I’m like, ‘I don’t have any!’ But then I remembered, somebody had given me a pot lollipop. People give me pot all the time. I put them up in my closet, on the very, very top shelf, where I keep all my shoes, just so my kids wouldn’t find them.”

—Mary-Louise Parker, who plays a pot dealer mom on “Weeds,” explains her complicated relationship with marijuana in real life. But back the truck up—a pot lollipop? Has anyone ever heard of that? [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

Remote Control: “Weeds,” “I’m A Celebrity,” “Top Chef Masters,” And “True Blood”

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJune 8, 2009 //

Back in the day, summer television was all repeats and the only reason to watch was to finally see that episode of “Melrose Place” your VCR messed up recording. Luckily, the dark ages are over and summer nights are now filled with good shows. Okay, so it may not classify as “good,” but “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here” has your back Mondays through Thursdays. Meanwhile, two of our favorite shows, “Weeds” and “True Blood” are both starting up this week. And you’ll want to catch the premiere of “Top Chef Masters,” which is kind of like regular “Top Chef” mixed with “Iron Chef.” After the jump, your television sked for the week. Keep reading »

Is Nancy Botwin A Hooker Or A Drug Dealer?

Catherine StrawnMay 22, 2009 //

I was making my way through the subway station this morning, when BAM! there was Mary-Louise Parker, splayed out across a spider web wearing a green bustier and bejeweled undies. Great!, I thought, another season of “Weeds” is on its way. But why do they have to make Mary-Louise all sexy to advertise the show? Keep reading »

Mary-Louise Parker Regrets Getting Naked On “Weeds”

Nikki DowlingMay 19, 2009 //

On “Weeds,” Mary-Louise Parker plays a sexy suburban mom who sells pot. Parker is cool with the druggy persona, but she isn’t happy about having to strip down during last season’s finale. In the scene, she bears all in a bathtub and the camera lingers on her boobs, a shot which obviously ended up all over the internet in a clip titled: “Mary Louise Shows off Her Big Nipples.” But was this nude scene unnecessary — or totally awesome? Keep reading »

Lizzy Caplan & Zooey Deschanel Are Practically Twins!

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 31, 2008 //

Ever since Annika got me addicted (like, crack addicted) to “True Blood”, I’ve been obsessing about the fact that Lizzy Caplan looks exactly like Zooey Deschanel. Do the similarities extend further than just looks? Well, here’s a hint — I’d like to be besties with both of them. More info, after the jump… Keep reading »

Sex On TV: Open Letter To “Weeds”‘ Nancy Botwin

Leigh RainesAugust 20, 2008 //

Dear Nancy,
Poor you, you can’t keep those two naughty boys of yours under control! We’ve got Silas seducing that cougar on the counter-top at her cheese shop and Shane hitting that boy in the face with a lunch tray. Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Hunter Parrish

Catherine StrawnJuly 2, 2008 //

Hunter Parrish, who plays Silas Botwin on Weeds, will be taking on one of the lead roles in Spring Awakening on Broadway. Playing the role of Melchior, Hunter will get almost naked and simulate sex on stage, in addition to singing, of course. We can’t wait. [Queerty] Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Mary Louise Parker Is Good/Dangerous In Bed

Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 17, 2008 //

“I smashed it on the bed frame. Good for me, right? How’s that for commitment? Fantastic!” — Mary Louise Parker, explaining how she broke her toe filming a love scene for Weeds Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Showtime’s Pleasure Girls

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 14, 2008 //

Check out Showtime’s advertisement for the upcoming season of Weeds alongside their new show, British import The Secret Diary Of A Callgirl. Mary-Louise Parker is sublime and we’re super psyched about the latter. Yay! New TV! Keep reading »