Tag Archives: weddings

Fashion Slideshow: Bridal Dress Showdown!

Disney Weddings versus Badgley Mischka! Who will have the best looking dress? Which will be the most heinous? State your opinions, in the comments. Keep reading »

Is “Tasty Wedding Food” An Oxymoron?

Wedding season is basically upon us, and do you know what that means? Besides requiring me to purchase gifts I don’t understand (Does anyone need a tureen?), attending a wedding means I won’t be eating. This is not the result of an eating disorder or attempts to squeeze into dresses. When I get a wedding invitation and am asked to check a box — chicken, beef, or fish — I can’t, because I don’t eat any of those things. I went to a wedding last year where they only served roast beef. Everyone at my table (mostly strange, single men) asked me why I wasn’t eating. I said I was getting over the flu. Needless to say, no one asked me to dance. Fortunately, I don’t go to weddings for food or men. Keep reading »

A Doggie Wedding Next Door!

The Frisky was on the way to lunch when we noticed that on the rooftop of the doggie daycare next door, a photo shoot was taking place! A wedding photo shoot! With puppies! Our reaction was a mix of excitement (me!), revulsion (Emily), and “huh?” (Catherine). What do you guys think of household pets having weddings? Keep reading »

Wedding Advice: Try Not To Get Tased And/Or Arrested On Your Wedding Night

A couple in Vallejo, CA, had a rowdy party after their wedding on Saturday. The police came twice and, supposedly, the groom took off his shirt and approached an officer like he wanted to fight. The cop pulled a Taser on him, the groom and a cousin were arrested, and the bride was taken into custody on suspicion of public intoxication. This sets a new standard for wedding receptions: It’s not a party unless someone, preferably a member of the bridal party, gets tased. [CNN] Keep reading »

Is Beyonce Preggers With A Baby Z?

As if we already didn’t know that famous people are allergic to birth control and condoms, the New York Daily News is reporting that Beyonce may be pregnant with Jay-Z’s love child and that may explain why they rushed to wed this past weekend. B’s sister Solange famously did the same when she married her now ex-hubby after she got knocked up. Fertile ovaries run in the family! [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Beyonce And Jay-Z Tie The Knot

  • It’s official, sort of. Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z were wed in an intimate ceremony at a loft in New York on Friday evening. Though their reps have acknowledged that the event took place, everyone from the singers Destiny’s Child bandmates to Gwyneth Paltrow were in attendance. Oh, and everyone was instructed to wear ivory, a detail I will address in a post later on today. [People]
  • Speaking of weddings, half of Hollywood turned out for the wedding of superstar stylist Estee Stanley, including Justin Timberlake and girlfriend Jessica Biel and the Olsens, wearing creepy white masks. [DListed and Just Jared]
  • Speaking frickin’ weddings again, Ok says that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are getting hitched this summer. Her rep says that they’re not even engaged. [Ok]
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    Here Comes The Underage Bride

    Las year, Arkansas accidentally passed a law making it legal for anyone — even newborns — to marry as long as they had parental consent. The bill was supposed to have made 18 the legal age for marriage, but there was an extra “not” in the bill — oops! Lawmakers decided their error would make it easy for pedophiles to take advantage of the law, and repealed it this week, reinstating 17 as the legal age for men and 16 for women. While the whole “marriage-with-parental-consent” thing is bizarre, the fact that men and women can’t get married at the same age is truly strange. That, and laws making it legal for kids in Missouri and Hawaii to get hitched before they have their driver’s license. I guess they’d have a limo anyway. [USA Today] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jay-Z and Beyonce Are Going To Make Their Crazy Love Official

  • Jay-Z and Beyonce are getting married this Friday in New York City. [Perez Hilton]
  • In Bobby Brown’s new autobiography, the singer claims wife Whitney Houston drove him to a life of hard drugs. Which came first — Whitney the Crackhead or Bobby the Crackhead? [Page Six]
  • Is Jessica Alba planning on naming her baby Honor? That’s a lot to live up to, Lil’ Alba! [DListed]
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    Breaking News! Brangelina Tie/Did Not Tie The Knot!

    Yeah, so, yesterday Star said that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in a New Orleans ceremony. Today, Us Weekly and People have sources saying that it’s total hogwash. This has been the biggest emotional rollercoaster of a weekend of our adult lives. Keep reading »

    Betsy Ross To Marry Benjamin Franklin

    Although Benjamin Franklin had a hand in a lot of great American accomplishments, he never put the moves on Betsy Ross, the lady who stitched the first flag — that is, until now. Philadelphia’s favorite Benjamin Franklin impersonator, Ralph Archbold, is engaged to the best Betsy Ross impersonator, Linda Wilde. Oddly enough, the couple met at a wedding on September 1st, the same date our forefather Franklin married his wife in 1730. The betrothed modern day Betsy and Benjamin are both widowers with an interest in history, role-playing, and costuming. My Jewish grandmother would call them bashert, but the serendipity of it all doesn’t require Yiddish. Congratulations to the happy historical couple! [Santa Cruz Sentinel] Keep reading »