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Watch This: Two Best Men Give Their Brother A Wedding Toast — In The Form Of An 80s Music Video

Best. Wedding. Toast. Ever.
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You Are Our Brother! Don't Leave Us!

Wedding toasts from the best man usually include a few awkward references to things the groom did while drunk in college, and maybe a couple groan-worthy jokes acquired via a “wedding toast jokes” Google search. Most wedding toasts do not include silver spandex and a shockingly catchy original 80s techno song, and they certainly don’t come in the form of a 6-minute music video. This one does. Created by the groom’s two younger brothers, who call themselves Baddy Paris and Rufus Starlight, the video toast has proved to be a viral hit online, but alas, it didn’t accomplish its intended goal. “At his wedding we pleaded for our brother not to leave us, in the only way we knew how to say it: through the the medium of 80s music and video,” the duo explained on YouTube. “We thought we’d done OK, but he left us anyway.” [YouTube via Buzzfeed]

5 Marriage Tips From Grandma And Grandpa

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Finally, some relationship advice that’s actually useful. Selma and Kenny, who have been married for 72 years (holy crap!), offered up five tips (actually six — but who’s keeping track) for their grandson Brian and his new wife Sue on their wedding day. Be good to each other, keep your fridge stocked so you won’t be “hungry or starved,” save your money, keep your house clean, travel (so you can take a picture of your husband flirting with a topless woman) and don’t argue (unless it’s about not arguing). My God, I love these two — especially when they talk in unison. I need them to make more advice videos. [Telegraph UK]

Prince Harry Promises Wedding Toast To Make William “Lose Some Hair”

“It’s me and a couple of his friends, so between the three of us, we’ll make sure that we dig him in the ribs a few times and embarrass him. Make him lose some hair.”

—The always sensitive Prince Harry tells the BBC that he plans to pack a few good zingers into his toast for his brother, Prince William, during his April 29th wedding to Kate Middleton. Whoa. Exactly the wrong thing to say about a guy with already thinning hair. [People] Keep reading »

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