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Style 911: All Your Wedding Fashion Questions, Answered!

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Style 911: Wedding Shoes
I need some new shoes to rock the reception! Read More »
Wedding Uggs?!
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Wedding traditions have changed a lot over the years, and many of the hard and fast dos and don’ts of wedding style have fallen by the wayside. It’s great that brides, grooms, and guests have more freedom over what they wear these days, but in a way, all these updated rules and non-rules have also made things more confusing. After the jump, we answer all your pressing questions about cleavage, pantyhose, the definition of “black tie,” and what color shoes to pair with those pesky navy blue bridesmaid dresses… Keep reading »

Hitched: How To Be A Good Wedding Guest

I didn’t know how bad I was at being a wedding guest until I had my own wedding. I was bad about gifts and good about stiffing bartenders. Worst of all, I was terrible about crying on the dance floor when the DJ played “All The Single Ladies” because I was fresh off a breakup.

Don’t make these mistakes, friends! We’re in the midst of summer wedding season and you don’t want to just get in the hang of things after all ten thousand of your closest friends have tied the knot by September. That’s why I’m here to help you learn from my nuptial mishaps. Keep reading »

Wedding Dress Porn: 15 Amazing & Absurdly Expensive Wedding Gowns

It’s wedding season, and whatever. While everyone else is off pledging eternal devotion, or crying whilst watching others do so, I embrace the opportunity to (pointlessly) browse the prettiest, most ornate wedding dresses money can buy, waxing quixotic for the day a Pinault puts a ring on my finger — or even just knocks me up! (Right, Linda?) Hell, I’d even take a Sarkozy. Lest I go on too long and reveal too much about my gold-digging ways desire for a comfortable lifestyle, check out these 15 wedding dresses vastly beyond my means. For now.

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Style 911: Wedding Shoes
I need some new shoes to rock the reception! Read More »
Celeb Brides In Vera Wang
Kim Kardashian in Vera Wang
Kim Kardashian and 15 other celeb brides who wore Vera Wang. Read More »

Girl Talk: Pinterest Ruined My Wedding Planning

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Wedding Porn Burnout
Andrea is sick of looking at other people's dream wedding ideas. Read More »
If Pinterest Was Real
A cautionary poem. Read More »
Pinterest wedding

I heard about Pinterest at a wedding reception last year and within 24 hours, I was hooked. I had to pin everything: I grabbed every vegan recipe, organizing tip, cute outfit, inspirational quote, and makeup tutorial I could get my freshly ombre-manicured fingers on. Then, a few months later, I got engaged and suddenly it was time to add a new board.

As a proud member of the one percent of Pinterest users who didn’t already have a Dream Wedding board, I started a For Real Wedding board and began to explore the site’s “Weddings and Events” category. Within five minutes, it became apparent to me that I would need to locate a rustic barn surrounded by an endless field of wildflowers. According to Pinterest, that seems to be the only place people are getting married these days. Keep reading »

Unlikely Style Inspiration: Bachelorette Parties

It’s wedding season, which means it’s bachelorette party season, which means purchases of pink feather boas and penis-shaped accessories are skyrocketing. Whether you’re looking for some fashion ideas for the big night out or want to bring some of that flamboyant bachelorette style into your everyday wardrobe, we’re spotlighting six must-have pieces inspired by bachelorette party style. Check ‘em out, after the jump… Keep reading »

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Single At A Wedding
Three reasons why going to a wedding alone is good for your self-esteem. Read More »
Style 911: Wedding Shoes
I need some new shoes to rock the reception! Read More »

The Soapbox: Why I Hate Weddings, Like Really Hate Them, A Lot

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Single At A Wedding
Three reasons why going to a wedding alone is good for your self-esteem. Read More »
Weddings Are Dumb
Here's 11 reasons weddings are actually pretty stupid. Read More »

I recently stumbled on the video of a bride singing Christina Aguilera’s “The Right Man” while she walked down the aisle, and I reacted so strongly that I startled myself. The video opened up a cavern of emotion that, while I knew it was there, went deeper than I realized. And that emotion was repugnance. To me, this serenade was not an act of love, but an act of vanity. I saw a woman in the midst of a performance that had nothing to do with how she felt about the man she was walking towards and everything to do with a fantasy she’d been playing out in her head since she was a little girl–groom TBD.

But self-aggrandizing brides aside, the bottom line of my repugnance was that I hate weddings. I think they have gotten so out of control that they have become intolerable, and I deeply resent being held hostage to their preposterous demands. For years I’ve faked my joy for brides and brides-to-be both out of respect and fear. I have put on a smile and cooed over dresses, shoes, cakes and flowers, partially because I usually do love the person the bride is when she is not a bride, but also because I am afraid that I will be shunned from the sisterhood if my disdain is discovered. Keep reading »

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