It’s wedding season. Sorry for reminding you. As your credit cards begin to max out on plane tickets and shower gifts, we took to the streets to find out whether the Average Joe and Jane actually has a dream white wedding of their own in mind.

The Frisky asked funny men’s site Asylum to come up with their list of unusual wedding gifts that men would love to receive on the big day or, as they referred to it, “15 Awesomely Stupid Wedding Gifts for Guys Getting Hitched”. We came up with our own list of weirdly awesome gifts the ladies would love to get and then compared notes with Asylum. Dammit! We almost included that InstaKitchen! Check our picks out after the jump, and head on over to Asylum to see what your dude would go berserk for.