A candy cane may be your only defense weapon when it comes to a holiday attacker. Thanks to this video, I no longer have to throw away that striped piece of sugar. [Asylum]
Our president-elect is looking HOT in this shirtless photo. If we didn’t like Michelle Obama so much, we’d pose as a Secret…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.