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Watch Whoopi Goldberg Roll A Sad Looking Joint On “Watch What Happens Live”

Watch Whoopi Goldberg Roll A Sad Looking Joint On "Watch What Happens Live"
Roll One Up!

On last night’s episode of “Watch What Happens Live,” during the segment in which Andy Cohen’s celeb guest demonstrates their special talent, Whoopi Goldberg showed Andy and actress Zoe Saldana how to roll a joint. You know, of oregano. Or tobacco. Pick your poison! Anyway, Whoopi was probably feeling the pressure of a time limit because her doobie broke midway through. Rolling a tight, fat joint means taking your time, man. A producer signaling to go to commercial would totally harsh my mellow too.

Elisabeth Moss Has Nothing To Say About Jon Hamm’s Junk On “Watch What Happens Live!”

Jon Hamm's Ball
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Elisabeth On Fred
Elisabeth doesn't have good things to say about split from Fred Armisen. Read More »
plead the 5th!
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I Don't Understand The Question & I Won't Respond To It

I am so mad at Andy Cohen for not inviting me to be inside this Jessica Walter and Elisabeth Moss sandwich. “Arrested Development”? “Mad Men”? Booze? LIFE. Any challenges Elisabeth to a game of Plead The Fifth and, class act that she is, she had nothing to say about her costar’s famously well-endowed penis. I was kinda hoping she would plead the fifth, so she could use Jessica’s favorite Lucille Bluth line, “I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.” [Bravo TV]

 

Meryl Streep Plays “Shun, Shag Or Marry”

Photoshopping Meryl
Photoshopping Meryl Streep? I mean, really! Read More »
The Next Meryl Streep?
Amanda Seyfried thinks she is. Read More »
Meryl As Thatcher
Meryl Streep does her best Margaret Thatcher impression. Read More »
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Who Would Meryl Shag?

Saucy little minx Meryl Streep hit up “Watch What Happens Live” for a rousing game of Shun, Shag or Marry with her ex-costars. The options were Robert Redford, Jack Nicholson and Dustin Hoffman. Personally I would have chosen Redford to shag and that offer will remain open until he’s dead. [Bravo TV]

Beth Ditto Should Really Have Her Own Talk Show

Beth Ditto Talks Fat
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Leave it to Beth Ditto to be the voice of reason on fatness. Read More »
Beth's Not Unhealthy
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Beth Ditto is tired that people think everyone who is thin is healthy. Read More »
Beth's MAC Collab
Beth Ditto for MAC photo
Kickass: Beth Ditto did a kooky collab for MAC makeup. Read More »
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Andy Cohen: [A commenter] wants to know what you think about the comparisons people have made between you and Adele.
Beth Ditto: I think we’re both fat.

– That’s the ineffable Beth Ditto, lead singer of the band Gossip, on Thursday night’s “Watch What Happens Live.” Ms. Ditto was so friggin’ charming as she fielded questions from Andy Cohen and shot the shit with him and Adam Lambert (who’s obviously had tons more media training and was way more bo-ring to watch). Beth, I would watch a whole cable access channel devoted primarily to you and your musings and your amazing fashions. And she’s right, there’s not really much the same about Beth and Adele; Beth seems way more fun at a party.

Evening Quickies: Lil’ Kim Calls Nicki Minaj A “Stupid Hoe”

"Stupid Hoe" Vid
Nicki Minaj's video for "Stupid Hoe" plumbs new depths of UGGGHH. Read More »
Nicki's For The Birds
What's with the poultry charms? Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Chris Brown won't beat you. Please date him. Read More »
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  • Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” tried so hard to get Lil’ Kim to talk trash about Nicki Minaj. And she valiantly succeeds in not giving in until this snipe: “If you have to make a song called ‘Stupid Hoe’ then you must be a stupid hoe.” Come on, Lil’ Kim! Can we not catfight? Please? Stop egging Kim on, Andy Cohen! [Dlisted]
  • Amanda Knox has sold her memoir to Harper Collins for $4 million. [New York Times]
  • Cissy Houston — Whitney’s mom — wants Bobby Brown to eff the hell off and keep his paws off his ex-wife/her daughter’s estate. [PopCrush]
  • Guess which celeb, at age 12, lost the lead role in “The Parent Trap” to Lindsay Lohan? No hard feelings, though. [Celebuzz
  • Ten things you probably didn’t know about “The Simpsons.” [The FW]
  • Job interview tips from movies (which may or may not actually work). [Modern Man]
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Bravo’s “Watch What Happens: Live” Premieres Tonight

Surprise! Bravo’s barely publicized “Watch What Happens: Live” premieres tonight. Since you probably haven’t heard about it, let me fill you in. Andy Cohen, Bravo’s Senior Vice President of Production and Programming—a.k.a, the guy who hosts all of the channel’s reunion shows—takes the reigns Thursdays at midnight for a live run down of his favorite weekly moments in pop culture. The half-hour show will include “Bravolebrities” and A-list guests, claims Bravo’s website. Honestly, this show sounds a lot like “The Soup” or “Best Week Ever,” only with our Bravo faves like Danielle Staub.

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