Bette Midler is giving Jennifer Aniston love advice: “I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who’s going to give her a run for her money.” [People] — It wouldn’t hurt for Jen to stop acting so desperate.
Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage is over, but Kate is keeping up the charade for the reality show, according to her brother Kevin. [Dlisted]
Wanda Sykes, who came out last November, and her wife Alex are the proud parents of twins born in April. [Perez Hilton]
So, while in Paris on Friday night, Lindsay Lohan got pelted with a bag of flour by an animal rights activist because she’s “a fur hag.” [YouTube]
And Samantha Ronson defended her woman, writing on her blog, “The girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person.” Boo-yah. [DListed]