Lindsay Lohan’s Super Boring Voicemails Leaked!
Poor Lindsay Lohan. Girlfriend just can't catch a break. Her latest stroke of bad luck? Lindsay once posted her phone number on her "secret" Facebook profile (i.e. totes not a secret) and then somebody managed to guess her voicemail password. In fairness, it wasn't clever -- 1234. Anyhoo, so here's a snippet of LiLo's recent…
The Most Awesomely Douchey Phone Message Ever
We're not entirely sure whether these voicemail messages are real, but regardless, they are brilliant. The back story is that Dmitri met Olga, they exchanged numbers, and he gave her a call (or two) to ask her out. He knows the way to a woman's heart is through serious persistence and confidence.