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I’m Always So Happy To See The Jolie-Pitt Kids!

The universe always feels a little out of whack to me when the Jolie-Pitt kids are laying low. That’s why I get so excited when Brad or Angelina brings their brood out into the light so the rest of us can bask in their awesomeness, if just for a second, via paparazzi pictures posted on the internet. Yesterday, Angelina and the six little-ish ones flew out of Los Angeles for who knows where, probably one of their castles somewhere, and all seems to be well. Pax is still shy, Maddox is growing into a too-cool-for-school teen, Shiloh is still being Shiloh (dig the “Star Wars” shirt, Shi!), Zahara is as fierce as ever, and the twins are resembling their gorgeous mom more and more every day. And all is right with the universe again…

Hot Links: Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Is Earning How Much For Her First Movie Role?!

  • Today in “The Jolie-Pitt Kids Have It Better Than You”: four-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will reportedly earn $3000 per week, plus $60 per day for expenses, when she films her role in mom Angelina’s movie “Maleficent.” Yep, I’m making that face too, Viv. [Daily Freshies]
  • can’t even deal with rapper Lil Wayne, who released a song called “Karate Chop,” in which he raps that he’s going to “beat that pussy like Emmett Till.” Emmett Till was a 14-year-old African American boy who was murdered by two white men in 1955 for daring to flirt with a white woman. Till’s family is understandably extremely offended by the lyric. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

What’s Going On With The Jolie-Pitt Kids?

Pax And Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Angelina Jolie and Pax, Zahara and Vivienne
Are starring in "Maleficent" with Ang. Read More »

Jolie-Pitt rumors galore! An Angelina sex tape! A quickie wedding! But I know what you’re really wondering: what’s up with the kids? Ask and you shall receive. I have updates about your favorite brood. Usually Shiloh gets all the good headlines, but Knox may have stolen her thunder.

“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s four-year-old son Knox Jolie-Pitt reportedly missed a boat trip during his family’s festive holiday in the Caribbean because he is scared of water and didn’t want to get out of the box he was in.” Keep reading »

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Is Clearly Not Feeling Halloween

I hear you, Shiloh. Halloween costume shopping sucks. If you’re uninspired, you’re uninspired. It looks like Vivienne found something she could work with — a pink unicorn smock thingy. We know that bullshit’s totally not your style. [Photo: FameFlynet]

Vivienne's A Star
The little Jolie-Pitt lands her first acting gig. Read More »
Pax And Zahara Jolie-Pitt
Angelina Jolie and Pax, Zahara and Vivienne
Are starring in "Maleficent" with Ang. Read More »

Pax And Zahara Jolie-Pitt Join Cast Of “Maleficent” With Angelina Jolie

Angelina As Maleficent
The first look at Angelina Jolie as evil Maleficent. Read More »
Angelina On Shiloh
She lets Shiloh be "who she is." Read More »
  • Angelina Jolie’s new movie “Maleficent” is becoming a family affair: her kids Pax, 8, and Zahara, 7, have been cast in small, non-speaking roles in the film. Four-year-old Vivienne (one of the twins!) has already been cast as the child version of Princess Aurora, who’ll be played by Elle Fanning. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was also supposed to have a small role in “Maleficent,” but because she’s Shiloh and she’s rad, she “was bored and not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen.” Too cool for school? Yup, that’s our girl. [Us Weekly]

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Lands Her First Acting Gig In “Maleficent”

Angelina As Maleficent
The first look at Angelina Jolie as evil Maleficent. Read More »
Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
  • Vivienne Jolie-Pitt just landed her first acting gig as the child version of Princess Aurora in “Maleficent.” Zahara must be glowering with jealousy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • A new study found that both men and women get distracted on dates, but in different ways. Ahem. Cleavage. [Your Tango]
  • This woman regrets looking at the nakey pictures of ginge Prince Harry. I don’t. But she’s entitled to her opinion. [Newser]
  • An imagined interview with the fetus that vanished from Todd Akin’s website earlier this week. The fetus has some really interesting things to say. [TruTV]
  • Lady Gaga purposefully flashed some boob in a home video. Scandal! [Starpulse]
  • I’m sure if you’ve ever watched the news (you definitely have), you’ve noticed that the women wear a crap ton of makeup. But why? Here’s an in-depth exploration of Fox News’ female faces. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Yeah. Star Magazine Went There.

In celebrity “journalism,” there are few rules. An Us Weekly article on, say, Jennifer Aniston wanting to adopt a baby could be filled with nothing but quotes from unnamed sources. Cover lines asserting that “Sandra Bullock Takes Jesse Back!” or “Jessica Simpson Is Getting Cold Feet!” often pertain to a story that says something far less OMG, like that Sandra and Jesse supposedly had a pleasant phone conversation or Jessica was spotted looking “sad” one day. But generally, when it comes to children — specifically the children of celebrities — tabloid magazines play it safe, focusing on photos of the tots looking adorable or incredibly wordy stories about their extravagant birthday parties. But not Star! This week’s issue of the magazine features a cover story alleging that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s twins, Vivienne and Knox, have Down Syndrome. A story like this doesn’t just toe the line of inappropriate, it crosses it, loops back around, and crosses it again. Keep reading »

The Daily Ovulation: Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Makes Some Seriously Expressive Faces

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s my uterus aching! [Venice, Italy, 3/25/10]
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Quick Pic: This Is Not A Mirage!

Seen so rarely that we sometimes think they might have been just a figment of our imagination, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins, Knox and Vivienne, were photographed with their parents in Amman, Jordan this weekend. [Twitter via DListed] Keep reading »

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