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You Wish Yo Kitteh Ate With Chopsticks


OK, the cat doesn’t hold the chopsticks, the owner does, but still! This is, like, the cutest thing I’ve seen since the last time I saw a cute thing on the internet. I like the crazy hair growing out its ears, its eager eating method, and its tiny little begging paws. Apparently, this is some sort of kitty training technique. Watch the cats bang out a spooky tune here! OK, I just went into cute overload. [URL] Keep reading »

Quickies: Crying Ghost Girl & Paris Hilton Puts Out Voodoo Hit on Cristiano Ronaldo

  • Halloween means spooky, spooky ghosts are lurking, so check out what you see in the above video. [Urlesque] — Scary crying ghosts girl or figment of the collective imagination?

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A Hair Raising Informercial


Too lazy to brush your own hair? No worries, help — or the worst twirled knot of your life — is on the way, for $34.95 plus shipping and handling. I don’t know what’s scarier, this rotating hair brush or the fact that the crazy abusive SlapChop guy’s commercials are still airing? [Everything Is Terrible] Keep reading »

Rampaging Ewoks Cause Drunken Melee On “The Today Show”


Today, all the morning shows did their homages to Halloween, including “The Today Show,” where Al Roker and company got all “Star Wars” and mistakenly invited some unruly ewoks to the party. Are the ewoks drunk, sober? Children, midgets? Kidding, out of control? Whatever the heck went down, it made for some amusing TV. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Kelly Kapoor And Erin Hannon Are Gonna Give Rihanna, Beyonce, And Lady Gaga A Run For Their Money

There’s a hot new girl group out of Scranton, PA, that’s inspired by “Rihanna, Katy Perry, J.Hud, and all the Kardashians,” and they might surpass all these influences if the rest of their music is anything like this first single. “The Office” characters Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling) and Erin Hannon (Ellie Kemper) are Subtle Sexuality, and the video for their debut song, “Male Prima Donna,” is out — and it’s awesome. Listen only if you want lines like “If you ever leave me again/I’ll down a bottle of baby aspirin” and “You’re cute but you think you’re blazin’ hot/You’re short but you think you’re not” stuck in your head for the rest of the day. The only thing hotter than this song is Kelly and Erin dancing around Dunder Mifflin’s warehouse in pirate outfits. [Subtle Sexuality] Keep reading »

Apparently, 911 Is Not A Dating Service


We know, we know, this may come as a shock to many a single lady, but contrary to popular belief, the emergency service 911 is in no way, shape or form to be used as a way to pick up hot cops. One woman called for a legit emergency, and after police came to her house, dealt and left, she called the line again to ask if they would send the guys back because she was interested in asking one of them out. They came back alright, to arrest her for misusing 911. D’oh! [Fail Blog]
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Seduction For Dummies


Dudes, you’ve practiced for hours kissing that Megan Fox photo you ripped outta Maxim and now you’re ready to make out with something with a pulse! But how do you get one of those flesh-and-blood women? Well, don’t worry! Seduction For Dummies is here to show you how to go about seducing the lady folk — by showing you how it was done in the ‘90s. [Everything Is Terrible]

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Dating Is So Hard


Check out this amazing clip from Found Footage Fest, a ridiculously awesome collection of videos that two dudes have been collecting from yard sales and thrift stores since 1991. In this clip, two Christian cuties, who just got back from some religious camp, talk about how gross dating is. But one of the girls nearly strays from the path when a horny hunk calls her up. Fear not, the light of God shines bright and the girl puts the dude in his place, screeching something unintelligible about his biceps and hanging up dramatically. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

When Grocery Shopping Turns Into A Musical


I rarely go grocery shopping because (a) I’m addicted to delivery and (b) it’s kinda boring. But if a trip to the produce aisle turned into a musical, like in this amazing set-up in a Queens grocery store by Improv Everywhere, I’d be all into it. Check it out. I really wish there were more breaking into song and dance in real life. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Quickies: Balloon Boy Falcon Heene’s Rap Video

  • The saga of Balloon Boy Falcon Heene continues with this video of him and his brothers rapping about “pussification.” [The News Bizarre YouTube Channel] — I suspect the alleged hoax was hatched after the dad realized his sons didn’t have a future in music.
  • Tim Gunn will make an appearance in the “Sex and the City” sequel. [E! Online]
  • Angelina Jolie cut her mate after they had sex for the first time because she wanted the emotions to be stronger. Find out how other celebs lost their V-cards. [Us Weekly] — Sounds to me like she didn’t really have strong feelings to begin with.
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