Miley Cyrus did another stupid teenager thing — she altered the lyrics in her song “7 Things” on the fly at her recent Louisville concert. She changed “you’re vain/you’re games” to “you’re vain/you’re gay.” She’s probably not a gay-bashing, homosexual agenda-fearing lady (she’s actually come out in support of gay marriage), like one Miss America Pageant runner-up we know, but it wasn’t a stellar moment either. She better watch out, or she’ll influence an entire generation of girls to use gay in the pejorative sense. Keep reading »
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Miley Cyrus’ “You’re Gay” Lyric Change Is Dumb
Miley Cyrus did another stupid teenager thing — she altered the lyrics in her song “7 Things” on the fly at her recent Louisville concert. She changed “you’re vain/you’re games” to “you’re vain/you’re gay.” She’s probably not a gay-bashing, homosexual agenda-fearing lady (she’s actually come out in support of gay marriage), like one Miss America Pageant runner-up we know, but it wasn’t a stellar moment either. She better watch out, or she’ll influence an entire generation of girls to use gay in the pejorative sense. Keep reading »
George Clooney Dies, Returns To Life
A-list Hollywood actors do cheesy ads abroad for mega-bucks, hoping no one in America will see them. Too late, George! In this spot for Nespresso espresso, Clooney, who plays an espresso drinker, hangs out with John Malkovich, who plays God, natch. The surreal spot was directed by Robert Rodriguez, who directed “Spy Kids” and “Sin City.” It’s kind of weird to see Michael Clayton hawking espresso, but I’ll take my George however I can get him. [ANIMAL] Keep reading »
We Will Rock You: Actual Killer Queens Dance To Queen Medley
From the Filipino prisoners who brought you the Michael Jackson “Thriller” tribute dance comes a Queen medley. This one has some actual killer Queens — fabulous transsexuals — in tutus doing “I Want To Break Free” and Freddie Mercury (R.I.P) some serious justice. Sure, being incarcerated and forced to wear the most hideous shade of orange might be a drag, but these cons know how to shake it like the pros. FYI: The jazz hands start at the 50-second mark. [WOW Report]
Psst. Did You Know Your Boobs Can Talk?
I was laying about, minding my own business this weekend, when this commercial for Reebok EasyTone sneakers appeared on my TV screen. In it, a woman’s breasts A) speak, and B) discuss her butt. I mean, WTF? I had no idea A) boobs could talk, and B) boobs felt competitive towards other body parts. “Stupid butt!” the woman’s breasts agree. (Each breast has its own persona, apparently.) “Make your boobs jealous,” a man intones. Um, OK! I guess the idea here is that the shoes help you tone your bottom, which makes your breasts jealous. No word yet on what your butt has to say regarding this matter. Keep reading »
Quickies: Deleted “Bruno” Scene Is Uncomfortable & Psychic To Contact Michael Jackson
- The above clip is an “exclusive” deleted scene from the “Bruno” DVD. Things get really uncomfortable when baseball legend Pete Rose is forced to sit on a landscaper. [Maxim] — I’m so ashamed to admit I laughed. I had no plans of seeing any of this movie in my lifetime.
- It’s no surprise movies don’t necessarily contain the most accurate depictions of actual life, but when it comes to sex, some of the depictions are plain myths. [College Candy] — Yeah, I’ve never ripped the sheet off the bed to run to the loo post-coitus.
- The five most inappropriate situations to Twitter include attending church hungover and going to a great aunt’s funeral. See what other events shouldn’t be tweeted. [College Humor]
Catfight On The Soccer Field
Ah, Friday. What better day for a catfight video? Only, in this case, the “fight” is actually a “sport,” albeit a game in which the ladies of the Brigham Young University and
From The Makers Of Cat Massage Comes Dog Massage
Turns out our favorite crazy cat massage lady can’t resist dogs either! In this special lesson, she demonstrate how to give a doggie rubdown, using her furry “Fonzie” pup named Henry Wrinkler. Ha! So pay attention to all her smooth moves, from no-mo cuddling to slo-mo petting — even how to give it fast and frisky (wonder if we inspired her?). Oh, Maryjean, what will you massage next? [Everything Is Terrible] Keep reading »
Happy Guy Fawkes Day!
Remember, remember the Fifth of November. This was the day that Guy Fawkes was thwarted in his attempt to explode the British Parliament in the 17th Century (and was caught, tortured, and killed). Our friends across the pond celebrate and commemorate with bonfires, burnings in effigy, and such. This side of the pond, I’m promoting anarchy through remembering Natalie Portman in “V for Vendetta.” The movie (based on the comic) imagined a dystopian future where people lived under totalitarian British rule and V attempted to viciously overthrow the vile government through violence. And Natalie shaved her head. Remember, remember … it was the cutest thing ever … Keep reading »
Quick Vid: American Girl Dolls Praise The Best Burrito!
Wha … wha …what? Trust us, it’s major cuteness. And further proof that Miley Cyrus should make less videos of the inside of her Texas-sized closet, while regular little girls should make more music vids for their American Girl dolls! [YouTube] Keep reading »
Happy Hump Day: Let’s Have A Communal Happy Cry, OK?
So this little girl thinks she’s giving a little video report in front her class about her dad being stationed in Iraq. Only guess what? He’s not in Iraq anymore… Keep reading »
