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Parents Surprise Little Girl With A Trip To Disneyworld — But She Wants To Go To Alabama!

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Parents Surprise Little Girl With A Trip To Disneyworld But She Wants To Go To Alabama
"But I wanna go to Mobile."

Next time you think you’re having a bad day, just consider this little girl’s tragic plight: while waiting at the Pensacola airport, her parents surprise her by revealing that the whole family is going to Disneyworld, not even considering that she might have a different destination in mind. That destination? Mobile, Alabama. I mean, obviously. [YouTube]

Face Yoga Is As Terrifying As It Sounds

Face Yoga Is As Terrifying As It Sounds
Combat That Droopy Face!

It’s not enough to practice yoga for the health and well-being of your mind and body. What to do about your sagging face? No problem. Annelise Hagen wrote a book about how to eliminate wrinkles by doing face yoga. Sure, you can do an hour of Satchmos, Marionettes, Prom Queens  and Smiling Fish Faces or you can just eat an entire bag of potato chips, smell your own farts and laugh like a psychopath. Same difference. [Cosmopolitan]

Holiday Nightmare: A Mob Of Crazed Teens Storm A Shopping Mall

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Holiday Shopping Nightmare: Watch What Happened When A Mob Of Crazed Teens Stormed A Shopping Mall
This. Is. Terrifying.

I don’t know what your idea of a holiday nightmare is — maybe, wrestling your way through a Black Friday crowd at WalMart? — but mine is a mob of feral teenagers storming a mall. Kings Plaza Shopping Center in Brooklyn was forced to close its doors on Thursday when 400 teenagers showed up to put the mall “on tilt” (slang for looting the shopping center). The mall raid was allegedly all planned on social media. If the image of 400 teens beating up security guards and stealing items like candy and balloons isn’t enough to give you nightmares, the game of “Knockout,” possibly involving a gun, that broke out on the upper level will. There’s definitely a horror movie plot in here. [NY Post]

2013: The Year In Goats!

2013 The Year In Goats

Even if you’re not an obsessive goat lover like me, you’ve got to admit 2013 was a huuuuuge year for goats. These mischievous little bovids bounced their way into music videos, Taylor Swift songs, the Guinness Book of World Records, airport maintenance programs, bars, and even Jose Canseco’s trunk. For posterity’s sake, here’s a compendium of all the top goat stories of the year: Keep reading »

Best Drunken Public Transportation Fight Devolves Into Penis/Vagina Insults

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Small Pussy Vs. Four-Inch Killer

As tends to happen when people drink and ride public transportation during the holiday season, fights break out. It’s unclear how this brawl between these two potty-mouthed passengers on the Long Island Rail Road began, but it doesn’t really matter how it started (apparently the drunk man was yelling while the woman was on the phone with her kids), it’s far more important how it ended: with the hurling of genital-related insults. After the jump, an abbreviated transcript of the fight. Take notes for the next time you get in a drunken public transpo kerfuffle and don’t have any zingers at the ready. Keep reading »

Merry Christmas! Here’s A Tom Hiddleston/Benedict Cumberbatch Dance-Off Video

Tom Hiddleston Benedict Cumberbatch Dance-Off
Check out the hip thrust on Hiddles!

Just in time for Christmas, here’s a brilliant video mashup of geeky British heartthrobs Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch throwing down some of their best dance moves. I must say, I’m Team Cumberbatch in every other respect, but Hiddleston creamed him in this battle. Turns out Hiddles has a shockingly agile pelvis. Color me intrigued… [YouTube via The Mary Sue]

Here Is What It Looks Like When 1500 Canadians Play “Cups” At The Same Time

1500 Canadians Playing Cups
1500 People, Two Bottle Whiskey For The Way

Did you wake up this morning wondering what it would look like if 1500 cheerful Canadians got together to play a synchronized version of “Cups,” Anna Kendrick’s star-making song from “Pitch Perfect”? I totally did too! I mean, to be fair, I wake up most mornings wondering about this scenario, but today there is finally a video answer to our pressing question. It’s just as adorable as I predicted. Enjoy! [YouTube]

This Family’s “Christmas Jammies” Rap Is A Gift To The World

Christmas Jammies Family Rap Video
Best Christmas Newsletter Ever

The most exciting thing to be found in a traditional Christmas newsletter is usually a clever pun or the audacious use of Comic Sans in multiple colors. The Holderness family decided it was time to shake up the Christmas newsletter format, so they made theirs in video form, while wearing matching “Xmas Jammies,” and rapped about all their important life updates — including a triathlon, a bit part in “Iron Man 3,” a dance recital, and a vasectomy — to the tune of Will Smith’s “Welcome To Miami.” And, well, it’s just as corny and hilarious and amazing as it sounds. [YouTube]

Magical Piano Is The Antidote To Holiday Travel Stress

It's A Magic Piano
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Watch How Travelers React!

Traveling during the holidays adds a special kind of stress to an already difficult time of year. Rob Bliss Creative partnered with Amtrak to bring some holiday cheer to the travelers at Chicago’s Union Station. The result: a magical piano that responds in real-time to its environment. It’s pretty much impossible for a spontaneously, self-playing piano not to bring you massive amounts of joy. Unless you’re an angry Scrooge on a really important business call. Otherwise it brought travelers of all ages (and vicariously, us) pure and unadulterated delight. [Jezebel]

Here Are The Gordon Ramsay Sex Tips We’ve All Been Waiting For (SFW)

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Here Are The Gordon Ramsay Sex Tips We've All Been Waiting For (SFW)
"Don't be afraid of the bottom."

Thank you to YouTube user 80gumdrops, for making this supercut of Gordon Ramsay cooking clips edited to sound like he’s giving sex tips.

Highlights include:

“Look for a robust broad…Flexible body, semi-firm breasts, bouncy. Then just lift up the skirt.”

“Three fingers. Almost treat your hand like a whisk. Push your fingers in there and it’s nice and moist and smelling very fragrant.”

“It smells like a fish. It’s strong and slightly sour, but it’s creamy and it’s packed with fucking grease.”

I’ve been wanting to write “Hell’s Kitchen” erotic fan fiction for a while, but I think I’m all set now on Gordon Ramsay dirty talk. [Buzzfeed]

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