Tag Archives: viral video

Antoine Dodson Will Not Boycott Chick-fil-A, Would Travel To Get Married

Obama Supports It!
Barack Obama photo
The president comes out in support of same-sex unions! Read More »
Big Gay Oreo
Some people were offended by this Oreo. Read More »
Bristol Vs. Gays
Bristol Palin photo
Bristol Palin wags her finger at Obama for supporting gay marriage. Read More »
Antoine Dodson loves Chick-fil-A's fries!

“Bed Intruder” video star, turned auto-tuned, viral video star, Antoine Dodson, is back. If I’m still not ringing a bell, the phrase “hide ya kids, hide ya wife” may jog your memory. Anyhow, I’ve been following Antoine closely since he became a star in the summer of 2010. I’ve been rooting for him and his new weave and his relocation out of the projects. But I must say, I’m very disappointed in his choice to continue to dine at Chick-fil-A, even though the chain’s owner, Dan Cathy, recently went public with the company’s anti-gay marriage stance. Understandably, this angered the gay community, proud allies, and the mayors of Boston, Chicago and San Francisco (sadly Mayor Bloomberg whimped out). Gay activists have called for a ban of the restaurant, which I am personally subscribing to. Keep reading »

Behold: 75 Years Of Manic Pixie Dream Girls

Manic Pixie Rehab
MPDG rehab for the most whimsical cases. Read More »
Manic Pixie Dream Guy
Whither the manic pixie dream guy? Read More »
Did Zooey get a nose job?
She definitely looks ... different? Read More »
"Let's listen to The Shins and dance in the rain!"

Zooey Deschanel may have perfected the character, but the Manic Pixie Dream Girl concept is anything but new. Don’t believe me? Check out this amazing video montage of MPDGs throughout the years–75 years, to be exact. Yep, even black and white movies featured adorkable free spirits who taught their leading men how to truly enjoy life. Often while taking a bath. [Flavorwire]

These Goats Are Surfing And I’m Not Sure How To Handle It

Watch these goats catch a wave!

Whenever people ask me how my day is going, my standard response is, “Well, I still don’t have a pet goat, so today is the worst day of my life.” Because when you love goats as much as I do but you live in an apartment with a “no goats” policy, it’s easy to become a bitter, fragile person. So when I saw this video of an Orange County man who has taught his two goats to surf, I was elated, and confused, and overjoyed, and upset. How are you feeling about it? [YouTube via Huffington Post]

FYI, Clams Have Feet And They Look Like Tongues

Snail Shower
How bizarre. Watch »
Clam tongue? No ... it's a foot!

A close relative of last week’s showering snail, this hungry clam appears to be licking up salt. But before you all creeped out, you should know that this is not actually the mollusk’s tongue, but rather, it’s foot. Brian Bayne, a marine biologist at the University of Sydney explained the viral video. “These clams live buried in mud and they get there by digging-in with a large, mobile foot … This clam, stranded on someone’s [table], is trying to dig itself back home.” So technically, the clam is running away from dinner. Weirrrrrddddd. [MIrror UK]

I Wish “Sex House” Were A Real Show

Call Me Cookie
Cookie Monster sings "Call Me Maybe." Watch »
29/31 Song
There's a big difference between dating at 29 and 31. Watch »
Real True Love
Does it count if it's with a puppet? Watch »
Watch episode 1 of The Onion's "Sex House"

Oh how I wish the Onion’s spoof reality TV series “Sex House” were real. I would totally watch it. It’s like “Real World” meets “Bachelor Pad” meets “Jersey Shore.” Onion people, please air the rest of the season. [Buzzfeed]

Your “Call Me Maybe” Addiction Has Affected My Life Negatively In The Following Ways…

Call Me Maybe?
"Call me maybe" business cards are officially a thing. Read More »
Carly Misconceptions
5 ridiculous misconception's Winona's boyfriend has about Carly Rae. Read More »
Call Me Maybe Cover
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots cover "Call Me Maybe"
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots take on the catchiest tune of the year. Read More »
A "Call Me Maybe" Intervention

Jared’s “Call Me Maybe” addiction has affected the lives of his loved ones negatively in the following ways: He embarrasses them by going into restaurants with pennies and dimes and asking waitresses for kisses, he rips his own jeans to show skin and then steals money to buy new jeans. This spoof of A&E’s “Intervention” proves that any kind of addiction can get out of control, even one to Carly Rae Jepson’s “Call Me Maybe.” Let’s hope that Jared gets the help he needs to stop “Call Me Maybeing.” [Buzzfeed]

Sexy Snail Showering

Officer Hedgehog
This hedgehog is ready for battle. Read More »
Dog & Cat Love
This dog and cat have something weird going on. Watch »
This snail should be a stripper

Did I just call a snail sexy? Yes, I did. Ewwww! A personal all-time low. Anyhow, what I was trying to get at was the way the snail is moving around the water stream. It’s not unlike the way a stripper undulates around a pole. Fascinating. And so unsettling at the same time. [Buzzfeed]

The Subtext Of An Entire Relationship In 4 Minutes

Single Girls...
So cliche in the things they say! Watch »
Bad Dating Habits
Us ladies are not immune to fouling up a date... Read More »
Real True Love
Does it count if it's with a puppet? Watch »
Dating subtext decoded!

In this video “Speed Dating,” Emma Koenig breaks down everything we’re thinking but not saying throughout the course of a relationship. From the first date (“I think it’s important that the phrase ‘I’ll do whatever you want to do’ is said by both of us at least five times”) through post-breakup (“Can we bump into each other at the movies with our new casual sex partners we’re kind of dating but not really?”), there’s a whole lot of subtext that goes on. Enough to make your head explode. This is frighteningly accurate. We daters really are odd, odd creatures. [You Tube]

The Daily Ovulation: Kindergarteners “Vogue” With Panache

Mini Prince
Stop it. Just, stop. Read More »
PS22 "We Found Love"
PS22 chorus tackles Rihanna. Watch »
Little Ghostbuster
Who ya gonna call? Read More »
THE DAILY OVULATION
Kindergarteners perform Madonna's "Vogue"

I believe Voguing should be required kinder curriculum. A shout out to Mr. Avina and his class for their impressive rendition of Madonna’s “Vogue.”  Here was Mr. Avina’s take on the kindergartners performance:

“The parents adored it. You know, these kids come into school singing songs like ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It,’ so you know they are very capable of learning pop songs. By the end of the year, the nursery rhyme kiddie songs become a bit mind-numbing, so I wanted to teach them a pop song that I loved (and this was the result). When your expectations are high, your kids meet them.”

I couldn’t agree more. [Buzzfeed]

David Letterman Hates Justin Bieber, Isn’t Afraid To Show It

On Justin's Virginity
Justin Bieber photo
The pop star's sex life isn't hashed over like female pop stars his age. Read More »
Selena's Justin Tattoo
selena gomez photo
It's gotta be fake, right? Read More »
Justin's Pap Brawl
The singer lost his cool on a paparazzo outside an L.A. mall. Read More »
Watch Letterman Grab Justin's Brand New Tattoo

Justin Bieber’s talk show swagger definitely gets on my nerves, but during his appearance on David Letterman last night, it was the host who made me cringe. Letterman spent the interview mocking Bieber about his new tattoo, then grabbed the fresh ink while Bieber screamed out in pain (totally not OK, Letterman). Bieber finished out the interview looking visibly hurt and uncomfortable while Letterman laid into him for referring to the Sistine Chapel as the “Sixteenth Chapel” (a dumb mistake, but come on, the kid had just been attacked by a curmudgeonly talk show host!). Check out parts one and two of the interview above to see the carnage for yourself. [TMZ]